What to tell the Wife???

[Heater]

Ok all,
I need your Help, Start posting your excuses here to tell the wife why I need $30.00 a Month for a online flight sim…

Who knows, Maybe the winner will get a free months flying from HTC, HT PYRO what about it?


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!!! Heater !!!
Shit Happens All The Time

If you have any trouble sounding condescending, find a Unix user to show you how it's done."

[Saintaw]

1-Just make sure you have the double to spend every month with her extra, bring her to one of those BORING movies they like to see...did the trick for me...

2-Keep your income Secret

3-Tell her: it's that or that brand new fast motor bike...

4-Keep your income Secret

5-Get some flowers handy when she asks about it...

6-Keep your income Secret...



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Saint
DCO 186th Wardogs (Falcon4 Squad)
 http://www.wardogs.org/
"Firepower Mate, that is what separates the men from the boys..."

[Wanker]

Tell her it's $30 that won't get spent at the bar after work, or at the strip joint. That should be enough for any woman!  

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banana
WB: -baxl-

[Westy]

It's your money.

-Westy


*and good luck with that one  

[Saintaw]

ROFL ! Westy !
I can tell you are NOT married  


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Saint
DCO 186th Wardogs (Falcon4 Squad)
 http://www.wardogs.org/
"Firepower Mate, that is what separates the men from the boys..."

[spinny]

If you're tight with your doctor, get a note from him saying it's AH or Prozac...then quote the monthtly perscription price for the Prozac...inflate as necessary.

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Spinny, VF-17, The Jolly Rogers 8X

[popeye]

"Honey, my new hobby is gonna cost $30 a month.  Better ask your boss for some more overtime."

Let us know how it works.  

popeye

[Micke]

Say: Its either me gone or AH and pray she takes it right hehe..either way u win    

[Ronni]

You guys are going about this all wrong.

Every month, bring her a new item in the $30-$50 range.  Tell her you saw it at the store and thought it would look beautiful on her, and you bought it for her "just because".

If you put forth that effort, she probably won't mind what you spend on Aces High.

Ronni


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Veronica "Ronni" Newman
Sr. Programmer/Webmaster
HiTech Creations, Inc.

[-sudz-]

I don't know if her complaining about the $30 isn't actually more about the time spent away from her.  My vast experience with women (sic) tells me always look below the surface or, what most women call it, the obvious.

Spend lots of time and attention on her and i'll bet she won't object to what you do during your "me time".

If that doesn't work tell her it's a billing error and, by God!, you'll get this corrected in a few months for sure!

-sudz-

[indian]

Can sure tell Ronni is a woman, spend more on your wife than you do yourself 30-50 range.
Just tell her it keeps you home where you can see her. You have to glance at her after being shot down. this also helps perpare you for next flight, if you love your wife she will calm you down and you can go get more kills.

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Tommy (INDIAN) Toon
  Cherokee Indian
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[-Catman-]

 

Originally posted by Ronni:

You guys are going about this all wrong.

Every month, bring her a new item in the $30-$50 range.  Tell her you saw it at the store and thought it would look beautiful on her, and you bought it for her "just because".

If you put forth that effort, she probably won't mind what you spend on Aces High.

Ronni

I believe Ronni has the right idea here.  Well I should be ok now since I just sold my 3 Everquest accounts for a total of $4,500 dollars US on Ebay.  I'm paying a few bills off but I'll make sure I keep enough to support the AH habit.

Catman

[CptTrips]

"Things to tell the wife???"


Honey, I'm leaving you for Aces High because:

1.  Aces High never has a head-ache when I'm wanting to play.

2.  Aces High will ONLY cost me $30 a month.

3.  Aces High doesn't joke with other sims about when my guns jam.

4.  I can leave the toilet set up and Aces High doesn't care.

5.  I can try out other sims besides Aces High on occation and not feel guilty.

6.  I can get gang-banged in Aces High..wait thats by other male pilots...scratch this one.

6.  With Aces High I can shoot my full ammo load 5 times or more in a single hour!

7.  I can let my friends take turns trying out my Aces High when they come over to visit and it doesn't feel so perverted.

8.  I can turn Aces High on and off with God-like powers when ever I please.

9.  Aces High never complains that "we never talk anymore..."

10.  Aces High has no in-laws.

[dolomite]

11. AH never asks "Is my butt too big?"

[Dingy]

12.  "But honey....At least Im not spending it on my girlfriend!"

-Ding