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Title: Accused of being a NOOB - How dare you !!!!!!!
Post by: Adjuster on September 18, 2017, 04:11:06 AM
Funny and serious in the same post.

So I had just dumped 18,000lbs of eggs from my trusty Lanc on Nit Refinery and declared my appreciation of my work to all the gathered Bish who cared to read.
Retort : You should be hitting Rook.
Response: Well we all need to get the nits out of our hair from time to time (words to that effect and mighty humorous of me at 10am (Aussie time 10pm USA) after a pretty heavy night night celebrating a 6:0 win for Man City)
Retort: Listen to the noob thinking he knows (something like that)
Response: Who's the noob? Me? nah I been playing since 2000
Retrort: Must have used a different name then
Response: No always been me
Retort: Must be lying cos I never heard of ya
Response: Never heard of you either Ace
Fizzled out at that point.

So as I've played this game off and on since 2000, might even be 1999, being called a NOOB is like getting ID checked at the liquor store, at my age :old: you can only smile and wonder at the IQ of the questioner.

On a more serious note the guy in question ( no names no pack drill) seems entitled enough to want me to play the game his way and also seems to think accusations of lying are okay as well, simply because he has never seen me on line when he is logged in. Why oh why do people playing, and I emphasis playing, online games feel that everyone should play it like they want to play it.

It is a game, enjoy it doing your thing, if others decide to join your way of playing that's great, if they don't then maybe they are quite happy enjoying the way they chose to play the game.  Don't rant at them and make them feel about as welcome as a turd in a swimming pool.

Anyway to the hero who called me a noob, you're welcome sonny, now toddle off as mommy is calling you.
Title: Re: Accused of being a NOOB - How dare you !!!!!!!
Post by: Lusche on September 18, 2017, 04:32:39 AM
You bombed a refinery. That's all the proof you need. 

N00b!  :old:



 :bolt:
Title: Re: Accused of being a NOOB - How dare you !!!!!!!
Post by: haggerty on September 18, 2017, 04:43:55 AM
You bombed a refinery. That's all the proof you need. 

N00b!  :old:



 :bolt:

+1

Though I've done it, I like to pork fuel but I never get a chance to do it...not sure it even hurts anyone.  Back in Air Warrior it would hurt your fuel quality, which made it a great target.
Title: Re: Accused of being a NOOB - How dare you !!!!!!!
Post by: Adjuster on September 18, 2017, 04:52:20 AM
You bombed a refinery. That's all the proof you need. 

N00b!  :old:



 :bolt:
I know. The Shame. I even upped a 190 (shudders) to defend a field.

I AM NEWB  :D
Title: Re: Accused of being a NOOB - How dare you !!!!!!!
Post by: bozon on September 18, 2017, 07:59:22 AM
You bombed a refinery. That's all the proof you need. 

N00b!  :old:



 :bolt:
LOL  :D
Title: Re: Accused of being a NOOB - How dare you !!!!!!!
Post by: Vraciu on September 18, 2017, 09:06:16 AM
To OP: Be quiet, noob!   :old:

 :rofl
Title: Re: Accused of being a NOOB - How dare you !!!!!!!
Post by: Lyme on September 18, 2017, 09:20:44 AM
Technically you are a selfish score padding n0ewb for hitting the refinery. :joystick:
Title: Re: Accused of being a NOOB - How dare you !!!!!!!
Post by: JunkyII on September 18, 2017, 09:23:12 AM
Technically you are a selfish score padding n0ewb for hitting the refinery. :joystick:
No he would be better off hitting towns if he was going for score....noob
Title: Re: Accused of being a NOOB - How dare you !!!!!!!
Post by: DmonSlyr on September 18, 2017, 10:27:43 AM
Ohh... Just tell em hes a dipchit  :police: and move on.
Title: Re: Accused of being a NOOB - How dare you !!!!!!!
Post by: BigPun on September 18, 2017, 11:00:33 AM
Whats a noob?
Title: Re: Accused of being a NOOB - How dare you !!!!!!!
Post by: Slate on September 18, 2017, 11:18:23 AM
  I like lighting fires!  :x  I shoot fuel tanks on the field with my Noob GV sometimes. Refineries are a nice nooby light show. Noobs Unite!!! :banana:  :banana:  :banana:  :banana:  :banana:
Title: Re: Accused of being a NOOB - How dare you !!!!!!!
Post by: Tumor on September 18, 2017, 11:56:13 AM
+1

....Back in Air Warrior it would hurt your fuel quality, which made it a great target.

shhh... this is that nightmare that causes HiTech to wake up in a cold sweat, clutching his blanket and hyperventilating.   :airplane:
Title: Re: Accused of being a NOOB - How dare you !!!!!!!
Post by: Vraciu on September 18, 2017, 11:58:21 AM
+1

Though I've done it, I like to pork fuel but I never get a chance to do it...not sure it even hurts anyone.  Back in Air Warrior it would hurt your fuel quality, which made it a great target.

What were the effects?  Lower horsepower?
Title: Re: Accused of being a NOOB - How dare you !!!!!!!
Post by: Mister Fork on September 18, 2017, 01:50:39 PM
I've been playing this game with this ID since 2001 and people still go "FORK - are you THIS guy?"  or "FORK - THAT'S AN UNUSUAL NAME" said some guy named Arlo (chump). :neener:

I've been 'Fork' since 2001 (being Brandor and Vruth before).  The way I look at it - if you can fly 'under the radar' and not be notorious, you're kinda winning too. No expectations of performance - successful expectations of game playing met!  :aok
Title: Re: Accused of being a NOOB - How dare you !!!!!!!
Post by: icepac on September 18, 2017, 08:09:23 PM
I like pounding down the refinery and then hitting the fuel tanks at the me163 field while an epic bomber mission is headed inbound at high altitude.
Title: Re: Accused of being a NOOB - How dare you !!!!!!!
Post by: RODBUSTR on September 18, 2017, 10:38:42 PM
Noob.......Newb.
Title: Re: Accused of being a NOOB - How dare you !!!!!!!
Post by: SPKmes on September 18, 2017, 11:25:33 PM
I seriously can't believe you think you can come back in here and do your own thing like that..... sheesh...what a noob
Title: Re: Accused of being a NOOB - How dare you !!!!!!!
Post by: Flossy on September 19, 2017, 02:43:52 AM
What were the effects?  Lower horsepower?
Yep, though it was fairly random.  Sometimes when spawning a new aircraft it would start off with a smoking engine and the reduced power was noticeable as far as I remember.  Most times ending flight and spawning out again cured it though.
Title: Re: Accused of being a NOOB - How dare you !!!!!!!
Post by: JimmyC on September 19, 2017, 03:02:59 AM
I was called a nob once..
Do I need to extend more to be a nooob
Title: Re: Accused of being a NOOB - How dare you !!!!!!!
Post by: zack1234 on September 19, 2017, 07:34:37 AM
I think it was because you were wearing sandles with socks while in bombers  :old:
Title: Re: Accused of being a NOOB - How dare you !!!!!!!
Post by: jimbo71 on September 19, 2017, 10:52:40 AM
I think it was because you were wearing sandles with socks while in bombers  :old:

Pipz says you wear a sparkled unicorn speedo w/ crocs when you fly.  Don't judge
Title: Re: Accused of being a NOOB - How dare you !!!!!!!
Post by: zack1234 on September 19, 2017, 12:46:11 PM
I am not being judgmental it was a observation :)
Title: Re: Accused of being a NOOB - How dare you !!!!!!!
Post by: zack1234 on September 19, 2017, 01:13:15 PM
I was called a nob once..
Do I need to extend more to be a nooob

Once?
Title: Re: Accused of being a NOOB - How dare you !!!!!!!
Post by: Zoney on September 19, 2017, 01:17:42 PM
Pathetic.

You guys that called him out really need to think about what you are doing.  I know, we are having some fun with this thread but I'm ashamed our community has treated whom we thought was a new player this way.

HiTech is in the midst of a push to get new players, to make the game better, to make the game more fun.  I read a Steam review that mentioned how inviting the players were to a new guy.  That's what we want.  That will make a difference for the good.

If you're not the kind of guy that wants to be helpful that's OK.  Don't be a jerk, keep your mouth shut.

 :airplane:
Title: Re: Accused of being a NOOB - How dare you !!!!!!!
Post by: zack1234 on September 19, 2017, 01:33:17 PM
You smell
Title: Re: Accused of being a NOOB - How dare you !!!!!!!
Post by: TheBug on September 19, 2017, 01:39:28 PM
If only that was his worse trait.
Title: Re: Accused of being a NOOB - How dare you !!!!!!!
Post by: mbailey on September 19, 2017, 02:41:19 PM
Pipz says you wear a sparkled unicorn speedo w/ crocs when you fly.  Don't judge

Actually its only a sparkled speedo...only becomes a unicorn speedo when he gets excited
Title: Re: Accused of being a NOOB - How dare you !!!!!!!
Post by: zack1234 on September 19, 2017, 02:46:40 PM
Unicorns are a myth like the US landing on the moon :old:
Title: Re: Accused of being a NOOB - How dare you !!!!!!!
Post by: ccvi on September 19, 2017, 06:24:43 PM
So I had just dumped 18,000lbs of eggs from my trusty Lanc on Nit Refinery ...

You should have read the patch-notes from recently, like 6 or 7 patches back, they limited fuel porking to 75%. With it, hitting the fuel factories introduced a patch or two later doesn't make much sense anyway. It was a fairly recent change though, so you might have missed it. Not reading patch notes of course qualifies as being a noob.
Title: Re: Accused of being a NOOB - How dare you !!!!!!!
Post by: YUCCA on September 22, 2017, 10:44:09 AM
Do what it is that you enjoy.  Hell with the rest of em.  <S> Brudda
Title: Re: Accused of being a NOOB - How dare you !!!!!!!
Post by: Becinhu on September 22, 2017, 12:17:47 PM
(https://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20170922/74594d21fd1e7520239b5d2633704bb3.jpg)

Photo evidence of the unicorn suit in question.


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Title: Re: Accused of being a NOOB - How dare you !!!!!!!
Post by: zack1234 on September 22, 2017, 12:32:26 PM
Is said picture of Skuzzy?
Title: Re: Accused of being a NOOB - How dare you !!!!!!!
Post by: N95KF on September 22, 2017, 01:16:27 PM
+1

Though I've done it, I like to pork fuel but I never get a chance to do it...not sure it even hurts anyone.  Back in Air Warrior it would hurt your fuel quality, which made it a great target.

Oh how I miss those days.  I remember being 11 years old porking the airfield fuel from 20k with F6F, and having ours porked, then being on runway with a quarter tank lol
Title: Re: Accused of being a NOOB - How dare you !!!!!!!
Post by: Lazerr on September 22, 2017, 01:28:54 PM
(https://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20170922/74594d21fd1e7520239b5d2633704bb3.jpg)

Photo evidence of the unicorn suit in question.


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Also known as rudebois desktop screen saver.   :D
Title: Re: Accused of being a NOOB - How dare you !!!!!!!
Post by: Becinhu on September 22, 2017, 08:12:08 PM
Also known as rudebois desktop screen saver.   :D

He didn't want you to say anything about that.......


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Title: Re: Accused of being a NOOB - How dare you !!!!!!!
Post by: perdue3 on September 23, 2017, 07:18:37 PM
Eww, Man City.
Title: Re: Accused of being a NOOB - How dare you !!!!!!!
Post by: zack1234 on September 24, 2017, 03:38:39 AM
what sort of person likes a picture like that?
Title: Re: Accused of being a NOOB - How dare you !!!!!!!
Post by: ONTOS on September 26, 2017, 02:58:47 PM
The refinery is there for a reason, someone has to bomb it. I do not understand why it does not play a bigger part in the game. Remember the refinery at Ploesti.

To bomb or not to bomb, that is the question.
Title: Re: Accused of being a NOOB - How dare you !!!!!!!
Post by: Becinhu on September 26, 2017, 04:38:42 PM
what sort of person likes a picture like that?

Not sure who likes to look at it. With that being said I put that screen saver on my co workers computer every time he has a day off. He makes him very uncomfortable and I'm a jerk so it works lol.


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Title: Re: Accused of being a NOOB - How dare you !!!!!!!
Post by: Wiley on September 26, 2017, 04:48:06 PM
I do not understand why it does not play a bigger part in the game.
Mostly because very, very few people in the history of the game have said, "Gee, you know what I wish?  I wish I could log into the game and only be able to take 25% fuel."

It's not fun if it has a larger impact on the game.

As far as unicorn guy, there are some odd, odd people out there.

Becinhu- Reminds me of when one of my coworkers was leaving the company we did a bunch of stuff to his office on the last day.  It was my task to find him an appropriate picture for his screensaver...  After I found one, I thought, "Waitaminute...  He only has to look at one picture.  I had to look at many!" :)

Wiley.