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Offline Adjuster

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Accused of being a NOOB - How dare you !!!!!!!
« on: September 18, 2017, 04:11:06 AM »
Funny and serious in the same post.

So I had just dumped 18,000lbs of eggs from my trusty Lanc on Nit Refinery and declared my appreciation of my work to all the gathered Bish who cared to read.
Retort : You should be hitting Rook.
Response: Well we all need to get the nits out of our hair from time to time (words to that effect and mighty humorous of me at 10am (Aussie time 10pm USA) after a pretty heavy night night celebrating a 6:0 win for Man City)
Retort: Listen to the noob thinking he knows (something like that)
Response: Who's the noob? Me? nah I been playing since 2000
Retrort: Must have used a different name then
Response: No always been me
Retort: Must be lying cos I never heard of ya
Response: Never heard of you either Ace
Fizzled out at that point.

So as I've played this game off and on since 2000, might even be 1999, being called a NOOB is like getting ID checked at the liquor store, at my age :old: you can only smile and wonder at the IQ of the questioner.

On a more serious note the guy in question ( no names no pack drill) seems entitled enough to want me to play the game his way and also seems to think accusations of lying are okay as well, simply because he has never seen me on line when he is logged in. Why oh why do people playing, and I emphasis playing, online games feel that everyone should play it like they want to play it.

It is a game, enjoy it doing your thing, if others decide to join your way of playing that's great, if they don't then maybe they are quite happy enjoying the way they chose to play the game.  Don't rant at them and make them feel about as welcome as a turd in a swimming pool.

Anyway to the hero who called me a noob, you're welcome sonny, now toddle off as mommy is calling you.
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Re: Accused of being a NOOB - How dare you !!!!!!!
« Reply #1 on: September 18, 2017, 04:32:39 AM »
You bombed a refinery. That's all the proof you need. 

N00b!  :old:



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Re: Accused of being a NOOB - How dare you !!!!!!!
« Reply #2 on: September 18, 2017, 04:43:55 AM »
You bombed a refinery. That's all the proof you need. 

N00b!  :old:



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+1

Though I've done it, I like to pork fuel but I never get a chance to do it...not sure it even hurts anyone.  Back in Air Warrior it would hurt your fuel quality, which made it a great target.
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Re: Accused of being a NOOB - How dare you !!!!!!!
« Reply #3 on: September 18, 2017, 04:52:20 AM »
You bombed a refinery. That's all the proof you need. 

N00b!  :old:



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Re: Accused of being a NOOB - How dare you !!!!!!!
« Reply #4 on: September 18, 2017, 07:59:22 AM »
You bombed a refinery. That's all the proof you need. 

N00b!  :old:



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Re: Accused of being a NOOB - How dare you !!!!!!!
« Reply #5 on: September 18, 2017, 09:06:16 AM »
To OP: Be quiet, noob!   :old:

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Re: Accused of being a NOOB - How dare you !!!!!!!
« Reply #6 on: September 18, 2017, 09:20:44 AM »
Technically you are a selfish score padding n0ewb for hitting the refinery. :joystick:

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Re: Accused of being a NOOB - How dare you !!!!!!!
« Reply #7 on: September 18, 2017, 09:23:12 AM »
Technically you are a selfish score padding n0ewb for hitting the refinery. :joystick:
No he would be better off hitting towns if he was going for score....noob
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Re: Accused of being a NOOB - How dare you !!!!!!!
« Reply #8 on: September 18, 2017, 10:27:43 AM »
Ohh... Just tell em hes a dipchit  :police: and move on.
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Re: Accused of being a NOOB - How dare you !!!!!!!
« Reply #9 on: September 18, 2017, 11:00:33 AM »
Whats a noob?

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Re: Accused of being a NOOB - How dare you !!!!!!!
« Reply #10 on: September 18, 2017, 11:18:23 AM »
  I like lighting fires!  :x  I shoot fuel tanks on the field with my Noob GV sometimes. Refineries are a nice nooby light show. Noobs Unite!!! :banana:  :banana:  :banana:  :banana:  :banana:
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Re: Accused of being a NOOB - How dare you !!!!!!!
« Reply #11 on: September 18, 2017, 11:56:13 AM »
+1

....Back in Air Warrior it would hurt your fuel quality, which made it a great target.

shhh... this is that nightmare that causes HiTech to wake up in a cold sweat, clutching his blanket and hyperventilating.   :airplane:
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Re: Accused of being a NOOB - How dare you !!!!!!!
« Reply #12 on: September 18, 2017, 11:58:21 AM »
+1

Though I've done it, I like to pork fuel but I never get a chance to do it...not sure it even hurts anyone.  Back in Air Warrior it would hurt your fuel quality, which made it a great target.

What were the effects?  Lower horsepower?
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Re: Accused of being a NOOB - How dare you !!!!!!!
« Reply #13 on: September 18, 2017, 01:50:39 PM »
I've been playing this game with this ID since 2001 and people still go "FORK - are you THIS guy?"  or "FORK - THAT'S AN UNUSUAL NAME" said some guy named Arlo (chump). :neener:

I've been 'Fork' since 2001 (being Brandor and Vruth before).  The way I look at it - if you can fly 'under the radar' and not be notorious, you're kinda winning too. No expectations of performance - successful expectations of game playing met!  :aok
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Re: Accused of being a NOOB - How dare you !!!!!!!
« Reply #14 on: September 18, 2017, 08:09:23 PM »
I like pounding down the refinery and then hitting the fuel tanks at the me163 field while an epic bomber mission is headed inbound at high altitude.