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Post by: lunatic1 on October 29, 2017, 09:43:19 AM
Who was you most scared of the mom or the dad?
for me most of the time it was the mom.
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Post by: Bizman on October 29, 2017, 10:01:23 AM
Agree.
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Post by: zack1234 on October 29, 2017, 10:16:37 AM
Bizman used to date farm animals :)
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Post by: BFOOT1 on October 29, 2017, 10:17:57 AM
First serious girl I dated I was sixteen. I go to her house and her dad and I are talking, and he tries the scare tactic of bringing out a rifle. Sadly for him, he brought out at a wartime M1 Carbine, and I had a field day. We’re still great friends to this day.
Mom on the other hand threatened that if I hurt her daughter, she’d hurt me worse... :confused:
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Post by: Maverick on October 29, 2017, 10:38:31 AM
I got along fine with the parents. I was the clean cut guy with short hair in the age of hippies. :angel: I figured out real fast that being polite and respectful lulled the old folks to a sense of complacency so their daughter and I could go "do our thing" without much problem. :devil I also ended up buying a really nice M1 carbine from one Dad. We went shooting several times. He would have made a great Father in law but his daughter had a bit of a wandering eye so I dumped her. That M1 has the arsenal letter from the Army, a bayonet and other accessories from when he bought it. It is probably a good thing I never had a daughter of my own..... :police:
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Post by: Snork on October 29, 2017, 12:31:15 PM
My first serious girl friend's mother and father carried 24" bolos and knew how to use them. Fortunately, anything could be forgiven for a jug of American bourbon and a visit to the base snack bar for ice cream.
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Post by: Snork on October 29, 2017, 12:36:29 PM
I figured out real fast that being polite and respectful lulled the old folks to a sense of complacency so their daughter and I could go "do our thing" without much problem.
Ah, the old "Eddie Haskell" ploy. Works every time!
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Post by: Ramesis on October 29, 2017, 02:04:48 PM
I dated a 16 yr old preachers daughter... being an agnostic, I was afraid of the daughter and father :D
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Post by: JOACH1M on October 29, 2017, 04:45:19 PM
It’s usually the siblings I’m worried about.
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Post by: SPKmes on October 29, 2017, 08:13:20 PM
I was afraid of the mum for two reasons...and the dad for the second of the two reasons
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Post by: eddiek on October 29, 2017, 08:46:08 PM
Let's see.......first gf in high school, her dad was the county sheriff. I figured he was just another human being, even if he was the sheriff. So when we met the first time, he tried to be gruff and intimidating......didn't work for some reason. Ended up getting along pretty well with him, until she got the wandering eye.....but even then he didn't frighten me. Nor did his wife. Second gf was after high school, when I was still 18-19 years old...her dad was fun as heck, worked as a butcher in a local store. We were drinking buddies, which ticked her and her mom off mightily. Her mom, while she didn't scare me, annoyed me a lot. If you're old enough to remember the movie Porky's, and the heavy set female coach who always wore gray sweats......yep, that was her mom. I think I frightened HER a bit cause she would try to chew me out and I would just stare at her, which she said made me appear emotionless and like a robot or something..............
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Post by: Oldman731 on October 29, 2017, 09:41:32 PM
TEN SIMPLE RULES FOR DATING MY DAUGHTER.
Rule One: If you pull into my driveway and honk, you’d better be delivering a package, because you’re sure not picking anything up.
Rule Two: You do not touch my daughter in front of me. You may glance at her, so long as you do not peer at anything below her neck. If you cannot keep your eyes or hands off of my daughter’s body, I will remove them.
Rule Three: I am aware that it is considered fashionable for boys of your age to wear their trousers so loosely that they appear to be falling off their hips. Please don’t take this as an insult, but you and all of your friends are complete idiots. Still, I want to be fair and open minded about this issue, so I propose this compromise: You may come to the door with your underwear showing and your pants ten sizes too big, and I will not object. However, in order to ensure that your clothes do not, in fact, come off during the course of your date with my daughter, I will take my electric nail gun and fasten your trousers securely in place to your waist.
Rule Four: I’m sure you've been told that in today's world, sex without utilizing a “barrier method” of some kind can kill you. Let me elaborate: when it comes to sex, I am the barrier, and I will kill you.
Rule Five: In order for us to get to know each other, we should talk about sports, politics, and other issues of the day. Please do not do this. The only information I require from you is an indication of when you expect to have my daughter safely back at my house, and the only word I need from you on this subject is “early.”
Rule Six: I have no doubt you are a popular fellow, with many opportunities to date other girls. This is fine with me as long as it is okay with my daughter. Otherwise, once you have gone out with my little girl, you will continue to date no one but her until she is finished with you. If you make her cry, I will make you cry.
Rule Seven: As you stand in my front hallway, waiting for my daughter to appear, and more than an hour goes by, do not sigh and fidget. If you want to be on time for the movie, you should not be dating. My daughter is putting on her makeup, a process that can take longer than painting the Golden Gate Bridge. Instead of just standing there, why don't you do something useful, like changing the oil in my car?
Rule Eight: The following places are not appropriate for a date with my daughter: Places where there are beds, sofas, or anything softer than a wooden stool. Places where there are no parents, policemen, or nuns within eyesight. Places where there is darkness. Places where there is dancing, holding hands, or happiness. Places where the ambient temperature is warm enough to induce my daughter to wear shorts, tank tops, midriff T shirts, or anything other than overalls, a sweater, and a goose down parka zipped up to her throat. Movies with a strong romantic or sexual theme are to be avoided; movies which feature chainsaws are okay. Hockey games are okay. Old folks homes are better.
Rule Nine: Do not lie to me. I may appear to be a pot bellied, balding, middle aged, dim witted has been. But on issues relating to my daughter, I am the all knowing, merciless god of your universe. If I ask you where you are going and with whom, you have one chance to tell me the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth. I have a shotgun, a shovel, and five acres behind the house. Do not trifle with me.
Rule Ten: Be afraid. Be very afraid. It takes very little for me to mistake the sound of your car in the driveway for a chopper coming in over a rice paddy outside of Hanoi. When my Agent Orange starts acting up, the voices in my head frequently tell me to clean the guns as I wait for you to bring my daughter home. As soon as you pull into the driveway you should exit your car with both hands in plain sight. Speak the perimeter password, announce in a clear voice that you have brought my daughter home safely and early, then return to your car...there is no need for you to come inside. The camouflaged face at the window is mine.
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Post by: ghi on October 29, 2017, 10:55:05 PM
Rule One: If you pull into my driveway and honk, you’d better be delivering a package, because you’re sure not picking anything up.
Rule Two: You do not touch my daughter in front of me. You may glance at her, so long as you do not peer at anything below her neck. If you cannot keep your eyes or hands off of my daughter’s body, I will remove them.
Rule Three: I am aware that it is considered fashionable for boys of your age to wear their trousers so loosely that they appear to be falling off their hips. Please don’t take this as an insult, but you and all of your friends are complete idiots. Still, I want to be fair and open minded about this issue, so I propose this compromise: You may come to the door with your underwear showing and your pants ten sizes too big, and I will not object. However, in order to ensure that your clothes do not, in fact, come off during the course of your date with my daughter, I will take my electric nail gun and fasten your trousers securely in place to your waist.
Rule Four: I’m sure you've been told that in today's world, sex without utilizing a “barrier method” of some kind can kill you. Let me elaborate: when it comes to sex, I am the barrier, and I will kill you.
Rule Five: In order for us to get to know each other, we should talk about sports, politics, and other issues of the day. Please do not do this. The only information I require from you is an indication of when you expect to have my daughter safely back at my house, and the only word I need from you on this subject is “early.”
Rule Six: I have no doubt you are a popular fellow, with many opportunities to date other girls. This is fine with me as long as it is okay with my daughter. Otherwise, once you have gone out with my little girl, you will continue to date no one but her until she is finished with you. If you make her cry, I will make you cry.
Rule Seven: As you stand in my front hallway, waiting for my daughter to appear, and more than an hour goes by, do not sigh and fidget. If you want to be on time for the movie, you should not be dating. My daughter is putting on her makeup, a process that can take longer than painting the Golden Gate Bridge. Instead of just standing there, why don't you do something useful, like changing the oil in my car?
Rule Eight: The following places are not appropriate for a date with my daughter: Places where there are beds, sofas, or anything softer than a wooden stool. Places where there are no parents, policemen, or nuns within eyesight. Places where there is darkness. Places where there is dancing, holding hands, or happiness. Places where the ambient temperature is warm enough to induce my daughter to wear shorts, tank tops, midriff T shirts, or anything other than overalls, a sweater, and a goose down parka zipped up to her throat. Movies with a strong romantic or sexual theme are to be avoided; movies which feature chainsaws are okay. Hockey games are okay. Old folks homes are better.
Rule Nine: Do not lie to me. I may appear to be a pot bellied, balding, middle aged, dim witted has been. But on issues relating to my daughter, I am the all knowing, merciless god of your universe. If I ask you where you are going and with whom, you have one chance to tell me the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth. I have a shotgun, a shovel, and five acres behind the house. Do not trifle with me.
Rule Ten: Be afraid. Be very afraid. It takes very little for me to mistake the sound of your car in the driveway for a chopper coming in over a rice paddy outside of Hanoi. When my Agent Orange starts acting up, the voices in my head frequently tell me to clean the guns as I wait for you to bring my daughter home. As soon as you pull into the driveway you should exit your car with both hands in plain sight. Speak the perimeter password, announce in a clear voice that you have brought my daughter home safely and early, then return to your car...there is no need for you to come inside. The camouflaged face at the window is mine.
This is a recipe for a ‘wild’ type girl once she leaves for college.
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Post by: bozon on October 30, 2017, 02:11:45 AM
This is a recipe for a ‘wild’ type girl once she leaves for college.
Could be. In at least one case, however, the girl graduated from MIT, then law school, practices with a good firm in DC and is doing very well with her husband, raising a son.
- oldman
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Post by: JOACH1M on October 31, 2017, 12:14:20 AM
Could be. In at least one case, however, the girl graduated from MIT, then law school, practices with a good firm in DC and is doing very well with her husband, raising a son.
- oldman
The context I presumed it was that was she was in high school lol
Sounds like you did a good job! :aok
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Post by: BBQsam on October 31, 2017, 01:17:23 AM
The 10 things men understand about women:
1. 2. 3. 4. 5. 6. 7. 8. 9. 10.
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Post by: Puma44 on October 31, 2017, 09:15:13 AM
Neither. I was wasting my time on wargames and fantasy role playing games.
No girl came closer than 1 mile to us :rofl :uhoh :bolt:
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Post by: Curval on November 01, 2017, 07:07:42 AM
I complained about a situation my wife and I were in a few weeks ago and the double standard that exists on such issues to my neighbor.
He responded with a little poem:
Women have many faults But men have only two: Everything they say And everything they do.
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Post by: Skyguns MKII on November 01, 2017, 03:45:07 PM
Few months back I got out of a 6 year relationship rather roughly and I'm 23 now. The parents inedibly hated me at first until they saw my hard work and dedication not only to the daughter but also to the family. She's been awol ever since the breakup and I still visit the family as if it were my own for they have pretty much adopted me :rofl.
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Post by: Shuffler on November 01, 2017, 04:16:08 PM
The few I dated that had Dads I usually got along great with their Dad. The Moms would sometimes be ok and sometimes be a little watchful. They seemed to run hot and cold.
Then there were the couple girls I dated that their Dads were not around anymore. They had Moms that ..... well lets just say they liked me a lot. :D
Then there were the sisters..... not twins but close enough.
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Post by: JOACH1M on November 01, 2017, 05:54:11 PM
Then there were the sisters..... not twins but close enough.
they usually are the same inside ;)
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Post by: ghi on November 01, 2017, 10:51:42 PM
Moms are organic portals through which we get into this dimensional plane, living in different time frame and different views crafted upon them by Matrix; most will teach you how to become an obedient slave. Yogi are teaching not to get attached to family members , get independent ,free as soon as possible ; anyway the bond is limited to emotions and flesh, your"self" is timeless eternal entity temporary trapped in this realm . Listen to your intuition when you get to crossroads in relationship, career not your Mom , it's our 6th sense, we tend to ignore since we got on top of food chain. Who knows, your consciousness wants you to have a baby with this girl asap, could be John Connor, saving the humanity from Skynet . :lol
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Post by: NatCigg on November 02, 2017, 07:09:46 AM
damit ghi! i said " pass the butter"! :bhead
:old: :noid :cheers:
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Post by: Blooz on November 02, 2017, 11:21:15 AM
Neither. I had nothing to fear. Girls loved to have me meet their parents.
I am the oldest son from a notable small town family and the parents I met, of course knew my parents. I was a good kid , did well in school and after graduating two schools (high school and vocational school) I got a real, decent job and had money in my pocket.
I was "the keeper". It was always the girls themselves that decided where the grass was greener.
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Post by: Zoney on November 02, 2017, 11:31:16 AM
Neither. I had nothing to fear. Girls loved to have me meet their parents.
I am the oldest son from a notable small town family and the parents I met, of course knew my parents. I was a good kid , did well in school and after graduating two schools (high school and vocational school) I got a real, decent job and had money in my pocket.
I was "the keeper". It was always the girls themselves that decided where the grass was greener.
So you were ugly?
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Post by: Ramesis on November 02, 2017, 03:11:41 PM
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Post by: Guppy35 on November 06, 2017, 06:15:44 PM
My daughter deliberately painted me out to be someone not to be messed with. I well remember the night I heard a knock on the door and it was her boyfriend wanting to talk to me. His voice was literally shaking. Turned out he was asking my permission to marry my daughter. I thought he was going to have a stroke.
Only later did I learn that my daughter had used me as a 'threat' just to make sure he walked the line. They've been married for a number of years and he's father to my grandson. He's still a bit timid around me too :)