General Forums => Wishlist => Topic started by: toddbobe on November 08, 2017, 11:25:16 PM
Title: OPERATION TURKEY DROP
Post by: toddbobe on November 08, 2017, 11:25:16 PM
Since we have turkey day coming up and we had lightweight troops for Halloween, may I suggest turkeys as troops for thanksgiving as an ode to WKRP?
As god as my witness I thought turkeys could fly!!!!!!!!!
Todd
Title: Re: OPERATION TURKEY DROP
Post by: lunatic1 on November 09, 2017, 12:11:58 PM
or pilgrims-pilgrim--wait INDIANS yeah lol-turkeys kool though
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Post by: Flayed1 on November 09, 2017, 01:34:01 PM
Whoa there, Gasp!!! Indians? Indians? They are native Americans my friend and you know we can't put them in as troops to capture the map room. For one thing we might be accused of steeling their ethnic identity and can you imagine the outcry the first time someone shot one of them as it tried to get into the map room? :bolt:
I say this with a hint of sarcasm but you know it would happen sadly.. :uhoh
Then again what about the Turkeys? We can't be seen shooting that majestic fowl out of the air either as it flutters down to the ground.... :D Ahh I could go on and on. :rofl
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Post by: Skuzzy on November 09, 2017, 01:48:11 PM
One of the greatest episodes ever shown on television.
Its still funny!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lf3mgmEdfwg
Title: Re: OPERATION TURKEY DROP
Post by: Volron on November 09, 2017, 07:48:10 PM
:rofl
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Post by: Mister Fork on November 09, 2017, 11:35:57 PM
It's right up there withe Seinfeld's "The Contest" episode.
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Post by: EagleDNY on November 10, 2017, 08:17:56 PM
Years later after seeing that episode, two of my friends were hunting in Florida when they saw a turkey high up in a tree. One turns to the other an says "how did he get up there - I thought turkeys couldn't fly?". The turkey then sees them and takes off - flying away from our intrepid hunters, who slap themselves for their stupidity for not just blasting him when they had they chance.
The farm-raised domesticated and wing-crippled thanksgiving turkey might not fly, but the wild turkey flies just fine.
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Post by: EagleDNY on November 13, 2017, 07:55:40 PM
Actually I think it would be more appropriate to have Turkey's as the "meat bomb" of the day.
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Post by: Flayed1 on November 14, 2017, 08:21:51 AM
4000 Lb. turkey bomb from the mossy. :)
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Post by: Becinhu on November 14, 2017, 03:51:16 PM
As god as my witness I thought turkeys could fly!!!!!!!!!
Todd
they can, and will sleep in trees... sounds like a bear with all the wings flapping and tree limbs breaking. they just don't fly more than a few yards up or down.
Title: Re: OPERATION TURKEY DROP
Post by: toddbobe on November 15, 2017, 08:42:16 PM
USCH: I know... google WKRP operation turkey drop... make sure to have an empty bladder and not drinking anything.