General Forums => The O' Club => Topic started by: jimbo71 on April 18, 2018, 02:32:32 PM
Title: Vintage footage of Zach1234
Post by: jimbo71 on April 18, 2018, 02:32:32 PM
:old: After a failed attempt in the late 70's to defect from Russia, Zach was coerced by the KGB to create a music group for Soviet propaganda purposes in light of ABBA's growing poularity. This rare footage remained locked in a hermetically sealed vault for 33 years until is discovery in 2012 by a small group of fishermen. Details of how Zach successfully defected in the early 80's are sketchy at best. Legend has it, that he still owns his costumes and has been rumored to wear them on occasion.
Title: Re: Vintage footage of Zach1234
Post by: 100Coogn on April 18, 2018, 03:01:09 PM
:old: After a failed attempt in the late 70's to defect from Russia, Zach was coerced by the KGB to create a music group for Soviet propaganda purposes in light of ABBA's growing poularity. This rare footage remained locked in a hermetically sealed vault for 33 years until is discovery in 2012 by a small group of fishermen. Details of how Zach successfully defected in the early 80's are sketchy at best. Legend has it, that he still owns his costumes and has been rumored to wear them on occasion.
:confused: :rofl :confused:
Coogan
Title: Re: Vintage footage of Zach1234
Post by: Vulcan on April 18, 2018, 04:23:44 PM
It's like the red headed b'tard child of Boney M and Abba
Title: Re: Vintage footage of Zach1234
Post by: Copprhed on April 18, 2018, 05:16:56 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HNMq8XS4LhEbe]
Title: Re: Vintage footage of Zach1234
Post by: Meatwad on April 18, 2018, 06:56:55 PM
:rofl
Title: Re: Vintage footage of Zach1234
Post by: JimmyC on April 18, 2018, 07:14:14 PM
It might explain why he walks funny..
Title: Re: Vintage footage of Zach1234
Post by: zack1234 on April 18, 2018, 11:42:02 PM
I live my life in the open! :old:
Title: Re: Vintage footage of Zach1234
Post by: Bruv119 on April 19, 2018, 09:47:13 AM
:aok
Title: Re: Vintage footage of Zach1234
Post by: DubiousKB on April 19, 2018, 10:19:12 AM
Classy group them AH pilots... :D
Title: Re: Vintage footage of Zach1234
Post by: JimmyD3 on April 19, 2018, 10:54:28 AM
:rofl :aok
Title: Re: Vintage footage of Zach1234
Post by: jimbo71 on April 19, 2018, 12:24:39 PM
Through newly declassified documents via the freedom act, details of Zach's first defection attempt have emerged. Apparently he tried to smuggle himself out of Russia in a shipment of extra-large condoms. Only to be thwarted when the shipment was stamped "MEDIUM" and shipped back.
Title: Re: Vintage footage of Zach1234
Post by: zack1234 on April 19, 2018, 12:40:24 PM
It’s a lie!
I am good friends with Elton John and my Collaboration with the video for “Nikita”, enabled me to get a Green Card, I also had photographs of President Putin in a bear costume and holding a large vegetable product :old:
Title: Re: Vintage footage of Zach1234
Post by: Greebo on April 19, 2018, 01:42:32 PM
Through newly declassified documents via the freedom act, details of Zach's first defection attempt have emerged. Apparently he tried to smuggle himself out of Russia in a shipment of extra-large condoms. Only to be thwarted when the shipment was stamped "MEDIUM" and shipped back.
Premature ejection then.......
Title: Re: Vintage footage of Zach1234
Post by: hgtonyvi on April 19, 2018, 01:47:25 PM
:rofl
Title: Re: Vintage footage of Zach1234
Post by: jimbo71 on April 19, 2018, 02:48:27 PM
I am good friends with Elton John and my Collaboration with the video for “Nikita”, enabled me to get a Green Card, I also had photographs of President Putin in a bear costume and holding a large vegetable product :old:
Was it your idea to have Elton's passport photo the exact outfit he was wearing at the time taken in back of the same Rolls Royce convertible?
Title: Re: Vintage footage of Zach1234
Post by: zack1234 on April 19, 2018, 03:36:58 PM
Yes :old:
Elton John was related to Lemmy from Motorhead :old:
He also invented rubber gussets for men under garments :old:
One day being light on your feet will be legal :old: