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Title: Yanks
Post by: zack1234 on October 11, 2018, 06:43:32 AM
Why are the Yanks using Commie rockets?

I thought they were the enemy
Title: Re: Yanks
Post by: Meatwad on October 11, 2018, 06:51:43 AM
We traded them cabbages, turnips, and 8 tracks of 1970's rock music in exchange for rockets
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Post by: Arlo on October 11, 2018, 10:03:40 AM
And ABBA.
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Post by: Zimme83 on October 11, 2018, 10:20:01 AM
Its because the commies have an escape system on their rockets, unlike the Yanks...
Title: Re: Yanks
Post by: Maverick on October 11, 2018, 10:30:04 AM
See Rule #14
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Post by: Puma44 on October 11, 2018, 10:37:09 AM
Its because the commies have an escape system on their rockets, unlike the Yanks...

We’ve always had escape systems on our manned vehicles.
Title: Re: Yanks
Post by: zack1234 on October 11, 2018, 10:45:00 AM
I am awesome Maverick did you know? :old:

India launched a rocket and the majority of the population poo in the streets.

So basically the ability to produce a viable rocket program  means absolutely ham shank  :)
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Post by: perdue3 on October 11, 2018, 02:01:11 PM
And ABBA.

ABBA format is so 1970's.
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Post by: Mister Fork on October 11, 2018, 02:31:32 PM
Why are the Yanks using Commie rockets?

I thought they were the enemy
Gebuz Zack. I thought we were over this already. Let the American neighbours continue to use the commie rockets while us Canuck's build one using maple syrup as fuel.  It's all serviced by Bombardier and kinda looks like a retro Avro Arrow slapped onto a candle stick.

Every rocket launch has free pancakes and breakfast sausages with alder-smoked Canadian bacon at the launch viewing pad.
Title: Re: Yanks
Post by: morfiend on October 11, 2018, 03:32:04 PM
Gebuz Zack. I thought we were over this already. Let the American neighbours continue to use the commie rockets while us Canuck's build one using maple syrup as fuel.  It's all serviced by Bombardier and kinda looks like a retro Avro Arrow slapped onto a candle stick.

Every rocket launch has free pancakes and breakfast sausages with alder-smoked Canadian bacon at the launch viewing pad.


   Fork, you forgot as of next week you get a complimentary doobie to pass some time while waiting for the launch,cuz you know us Canuks take our time!


    :salute
Title: Re: Yanks
Post by: Volron on October 11, 2018, 04:18:35 PM
We’ve always had escape systems on our manned vehicles.

Death, while AN escape, probably isn't ideal.  :P
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Post by: Shuffler on October 11, 2018, 04:30:22 PM
Death, while AN escape, probably isn't ideal.  :P

If the vehicle breaks up it is easier to get out of.
Title: Re: Yanks
Post by: 1stpar3 on October 11, 2018, 04:40:03 PM
 :eek: :huh.... :rofl I see what you did there :devil
If the vehicle breaks up it is easier to get out of.
Title: Re: Yanks
Post by: Mister Fork on October 11, 2018, 06:40:23 PM

   Fork, you forgot as of next week you get a complimentary doobie to pass some time while waiting for the launch,cuz you know us Canuks take our time!


    :salute

Riiiiiight bruh!  Totes. So, while chompin down on some goold ole alder-smoked canadian bacon, we'll be passing the dubie around.  :banana:
Title: Re: Yanks
Post by: Volron on October 12, 2018, 05:29:54 AM
If the vehicle breaks up it is easier to get out of.

 :rofl
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Post by: Meatwad on October 12, 2018, 06:31:56 AM
Rocket exhaust smoke is doobie smoke, gets the whole city stoned at once  :rofl
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Post by: nooby52 on October 12, 2018, 07:06:47 AM
All you guys are awesome. Reading this thread is better than watching a TV sit-com.
Title: Re: Yanks
Post by: Brooke on October 12, 2018, 01:37:43 PM
We gave them all our uranium mines, and in return, they let us have rides on their rockets.
Title: Re: Yanks
Post by: zack1234 on October 13, 2018, 02:52:03 PM
 :)
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Post by: Zimme83 on October 13, 2018, 06:05:15 PM
Russian parts, American parts... All made in Taiwan.
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Post by: Volron on October 13, 2018, 07:22:30 PM


 :D
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Post by: Brooke on October 14, 2018, 04:14:24 AM
"The Russians put our camera made by our German scientists, and your film made by your German scientists, into their satellite made by their German scientists":

https://youtu.be/gk7n3sWdhKo?t=63

Title: Re: Yanks
Post by: Zimme83 on October 14, 2018, 05:35:57 AM


 :D

Thats the one  :rofl
Title: Re: Yanks
Post by: zack1234 on October 14, 2018, 05:41:19 AM
And where does all the finance come from?......the US :rofl

Conspiracy conspiracy

More importantly why is AH spending time on VR pilots, VR is a myth like American mustard poster paint :)
Title: Re: Yanks
Post by: bozon on October 15, 2018, 03:25:17 AM
We’ve always had escape systems on our manned vehicles.
It does not work.
You escape and end up back on earth right where you started.  :bhead
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Post by: Puma44 on October 15, 2018, 10:54:59 AM
It does not work.
You escape and end up back on earth right where you started.  :bhead

It does work.  You escape a failing vehicle, end up back on earth, and survive to try again. 👍
Title: Re: Yanks
Post by: Zimme83 on October 15, 2018, 12:24:20 PM
The space shuttles btw did not have an escape system (a way to separate the crew from the rest of the vehicle.). 
Title: Re: Yanks
Post by: Puma44 on October 15, 2018, 12:41:27 PM
The space shuttles btw did not have an escape system (a way to separate the crew from the rest of the vehicle.). 

By your definition, somewhat true.  They did have a way to abort the Shuttle from the boosters and a way for the astronauts to bail out of the Shuttle.
Title: Re: Yanks
Post by: Zimme83 on October 15, 2018, 02:27:43 PM
It was not possible to abort the launch while the boosters where burning. And any successful abortion after take off required that the shuttle was maneuverable.
Title: Re: Yanks
Post by: bozon on October 16, 2018, 02:38:14 AM
It does not work.
You escape and end up back on earth right where you started.  :bhead
It does work.  You escape a failing vehicle, end up back on earth, and survive to try again. 👍

I thought we were trying to esacpe earth. Not so?  :headscratch:
Title: Re: Yanks
Post by: 1stpar3 on October 16, 2018, 02:00:11 PM
I thought we were trying to esacpe earth. Not so?  :headscratch:
Sure! Have to escape GRAVITY first though.  :aok Wait...but EARTH is the reason for GRAVITY....damn physics..gives me a headache :bhead  :rofl
Title: Re: Yanks
Post by: Zimme83 on October 16, 2018, 02:31:50 PM
 :old: Earth, like everything has gravity. Which means that the if you gets heavier you also become more attractive.
Title: Re: Yanks
Post by: Zimme83 on October 16, 2018, 02:44:37 PM
A nice illustration of the gravity wells in the solar system. It takes the same amount of energy to go into a gravity well as it takes to get up from it. (very simplified) but thats why its so hard to go to Mercury, ESA is launching its space probe BepiColombo in 4 days and it will arrive to Mercury in 2025..

(https://4.bp.blogspot.com/_vqRjMx6PkS0/Szr8urmrPLI/AAAAAAAAB4o/MJTD3hzdLtk/s1600/gravity_wells_large.png)
Title: Re: Yanks
Post by: Arlo on October 16, 2018, 03:09:33 PM
The gravity well of Uranus is missing.
Title: Re: Yanks
Post by: Meatwad on October 16, 2018, 07:50:53 PM
The gravity well of Uranus is missing.


It got tired of being the butt of space jokes


Title: Re: Yanks
Post by: 1stpar3 on October 17, 2018, 01:16:28 AM

It got tired of being the butt of space jokes
:rofl  :aok DAMN I fell right at home with you guys!!!  :rofl