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Offline zack1234

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« on: October 11, 2018, 06:43:32 AM »
Why are the Yanks using Commie rockets?

I thought they were the enemy
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Re: Yanks
« Reply #1 on: October 11, 2018, 06:51:43 AM »
We traded them cabbages, turnips, and 8 tracks of 1970's rock music in exchange for rockets
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Re: Yanks
« Reply #2 on: October 11, 2018, 10:03:40 AM »
And ABBA.
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Offline Zimme83

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« Reply #3 on: October 11, 2018, 10:20:01 AM »
Its because the commies have an escape system on their rockets, unlike the Yanks...
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« Reply #4 on: October 11, 2018, 10:30:04 AM »
See Rule #14
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Re: Yanks
« Reply #5 on: October 11, 2018, 10:37:09 AM »
Quote from: Zimme83 on October 11, 2018, 10:20:01 AM
Its because the commies have an escape system on their rockets, unlike the Yanks...

We’ve always had escape systems on our manned vehicles.
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Offline zack1234

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Re: Yanks
« Reply #6 on: October 11, 2018, 10:45:00 AM »
I am awesome Maverick did you know? :old:

India launched a rocket and the majority of the population poo in the streets.

So basically the ability to produce a viable rocket program  means absolutely ham shank  :)
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Re: Yanks
« Reply #7 on: October 11, 2018, 02:01:11 PM »
Quote from: Arlo on October 11, 2018, 10:03:40 AM
And ABBA.

ABBA format is so 1970's.
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Re: Yanks
« Reply #8 on: October 11, 2018, 02:31:32 PM »
Quote from: zack1234 on October 11, 2018, 06:43:32 AM
Why are the Yanks using Commie rockets?

I thought they were the enemy
Gebuz Zack. I thought we were over this already. Let the American neighbours continue to use the commie rockets while us Canuck's build one using maple syrup as fuel.  It's all serviced by Bombardier and kinda looks like a retro Avro Arrow slapped onto a candle stick.

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Re: Yanks
« Reply #9 on: October 11, 2018, 03:32:04 PM »
Quote from: Mister Fork on October 11, 2018, 02:31:32 PM
Gebuz Zack. I thought we were over this already. Let the American neighbours continue to use the commie rockets while us Canuck's build one using maple syrup as fuel.  It's all serviced by Bombardier and kinda looks like a retro Avro Arrow slapped onto a candle stick.

Every rocket launch has free pancakes and breakfast sausages with alder-smoked Canadian bacon at the launch viewing pad.


   Fork, you forgot as of next week you get a complimentary doobie to pass some time while waiting for the launch,cuz you know us Canuks take our time!


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Re: Yanks
« Reply #10 on: October 11, 2018, 04:18:35 PM »
Quote from: Puma44 on October 11, 2018, 10:37:09 AM
We’ve always had escape systems on our manned vehicles.

Death, while AN escape, probably isn't ideal.  :P
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Re: Yanks
« Reply #11 on: October 11, 2018, 04:30:22 PM »
Quote from: Volron on October 11, 2018, 04:18:35 PM
Death, while AN escape, probably isn't ideal.  :P

If the vehicle breaks up it is easier to get out of.
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Re: Yanks
« Reply #12 on: October 11, 2018, 04:40:03 PM »
 :eek: :huh.... :rofl I see what you did there :devil
Quote from: Shuffler on October 11, 2018, 04:30:22 PM
If the vehicle breaks up it is easier to get out of.
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Re: Yanks
« Reply #13 on: October 11, 2018, 06:40:23 PM »
Quote from: morfiend on October 11, 2018, 03:32:04 PM

   Fork, you forgot as of next week you get a complimentary doobie to pass some time while waiting for the launch,cuz you know us Canuks take our time!


    :salute

Riiiiiight bruh!  Totes. So, while chompin down on some goold ole alder-smoked canadian bacon, we'll be passing the dubie around.  :banana:
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Re: Yanks
« Reply #14 on: October 12, 2018, 05:29:54 AM »
Quote from: Shuffler on October 11, 2018, 04:30:22 PM
If the vehicle breaks up it is easier to get out of.

 :rofl
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