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Title: Chocolate Spill in AZ. 35,000 gallons. How could you Scotty?
Post by: Mano on January 15, 2019, 05:21:06 PM



 :D

Scotty you are in big trouble now.
Title: Re: Chocolate Spill in AZ. 35,000 gallons. How could you Scotty?
Post by: bustr on January 15, 2019, 05:39:28 PM
On the WC this would be some action series conspiracy episode by local ranchers to control coyotes. What canine isn't attracted to the sweet fatty goodness of chocolate....

There's 200 mg - 700 mg of theobromine per 100g of chocolate (depending on the percentage of cocoa and the source of the cocoa), so 60 kg (132 lb) woman would need to eat 8.6 kg (about 19 lb) of baking chocolate to reach that dose -- very difficult to do. A 20 kg (44 lb) dog, however, would need to eat only 0.85 kg (about 1.9 lb) of baking chocolate to reach the same level of toxicity -- well within the realm of possibility.

Still maybe that episode will have intoxicated people fighting over the frozen stream of chocolate goodness since it contains both tetrahydrocannabinol-9(active ingredient in marijuana) and phenylethylamine which triggers the same internal drugs you release when you get giggity with your sweety or, in other terms is classified as an hallucinogen. No wonder the ladies love their chocolate literally.
Title: Re: Chocolate Spill in AZ. 35,000 gallons. How could you Scotty?
Post by: MiloMorai on January 15, 2019, 05:51:04 PM
In Germany not so long ago a storage tank sprung a leak and liquid chocolate ran down the street. It hardened and was quite the job to clean up.
Title: Re: Chocolate Spill in AZ. 35,000 gallons. How could you Scotty?
Post by: Meatwad on January 15, 2019, 08:09:56 PM
Title: Re: Chocolate Spill in AZ. 35,000 gallons. How could you Scotty?
Post by: TheBug on January 16, 2019, 10:53:33 AM

.. since it contains both tetrahydrocannabinol-9(active ingredient in marijuana)...

No it doesn't.   :rolleyes:
Title: Re: Chocolate Spill in AZ. 35,000 gallons. How could you Scotty?
Post by: MiloMorai on January 16, 2019, 03:39:14 PM
In Poland last year.

(https://s.newsweek.com/sites/www.newsweek.com/files/styles/embed-lg/public/2018/05/09/0509polandchocolatespill.jpg)

https://www.newsweek.com/truck-crash-shuts-motorway-because-massive-chocolate-spill-917708
Title: Re: Chocolate Spill in AZ. 35,000 gallons. How could you Scotty?
Post by: Shuffler on January 16, 2019, 04:23:18 PM
In Poland last year.

(https://s.newsweek.com/sites/www.newsweek.com/files/styles/embed-lg/public/2018/05/09/0509polandchocolatespill.jpg)

https://www.newsweek.com/truck-crash-shuts-motorway-because-massive-chocolate-spill-917708

That is one sick truck..... it's coming out both ends.
Title: Re: Chocolate Spill in AZ. 35,000 gallons. How could you Scotty?
Post by: bustr on January 16, 2019, 04:46:11 PM
Sure we can break it down to a whizzing match over exogenous and endogenous cannabinoids. The same internal response happens at the same receptors.
Title: Re: Chocolate Spill in AZ. 35,000 gallons. How could you Scotty?
Post by: Volron on January 16, 2019, 05:56:05 PM
That is one sick truck..... it's coming out both ends.


 :rofl
Title: Re: Chocolate Spill in AZ. 35,000 gallons. How could you Scotty?
Post by: caldera on January 16, 2019, 07:15:35 PM
In Poland last year.

(https://s.newsweek.com/sites/www.newsweek.com/files/styles/embed-lg/public/2018/05/09/0509polandchocolatespill.jpg)

https://www.newsweek.com/truck-crash-shuts-motorway-because-massive-chocolate-spill-917708

Looks like the perfect place to wrestle with a few of your favorite girlfriends.  :D
Title: Re: Chocolate Spill in AZ. 35,000 gallons. How could you Scotty?
Post by: Vulcan on January 17, 2019, 02:33:24 PM
Looks like the perfect place to wrestle with a few of your favorite girlfriends.  :D

Imagine trying to get the dried chocolate out of the wool.
Title: Re: Chocolate Spill in AZ. 35,000 gallons. How could you Scotty?
Post by: Meatwad on January 17, 2019, 02:45:00 PM
Not if they sheer themselves before  :D
Title: Re: Chocolate Spill in AZ. 35,000 gallons. How could you Scotty?
Post by: caldera on January 17, 2019, 02:59:37 PM
Imagine trying to get the dried chocolate out of the wool.


(https://i.postimg.cc/JhBB38Bf/ZVua6.gif) (https://postimages.org/)
Title: Re: Chocolate Spill in AZ. 35,000 gallons. How could you Scotty?
Post by: Ripsnort on January 23, 2019, 09:21:16 AM
I've always wondered where the Hersey Highway was....  :O
Title: Re: Chocolate Spill in AZ. 35,000 gallons. How could you Scotty?
Post by: Molsman on January 23, 2019, 05:21:17 PM
I've always wondered where the Hersey Highway was....  :O


 :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl
Title: Re: Chocolate Spill in AZ. 35,000 gallons. How could you Scotty?
Post by: Mano on January 23, 2019, 06:34:02 PM
You have to ask Scotty for directions.

 :rofl