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Title: WAR!
Post by: zack1234 on February 28, 2019, 11:12:27 AM
Is North Korea going to invade India to protect Pakistan?
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Post by: Shuffler on February 28, 2019, 11:41:55 AM
Is North Korea going to invade India to protect Pakistan?

Depends... do north koreans eat curry?
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Post by: noman on February 28, 2019, 12:41:42 PM
Most North Koreans will probably eat anything
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Post by: Meatwad on February 28, 2019, 01:03:44 PM
NK wants to work at the call centers just to infuriate callers from the USA with intelligible gibberish and everyone will be named either john or Susan.
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Post by: Brooke on March 01, 2019, 03:33:53 AM
It depends on whether the inventor of chicken tikka masala was Pakistani or Indian.
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Post by: bustr on March 01, 2019, 03:20:17 PM
So is China going to let them convoy across China all the way to northern India or, between them and Pakistan do they have enough tramp steamers to ferry the whole army through the south China sea into the Indian ocean? If Kim sent his army out of town to India, wouldn't that be when Samoa invades NK to take all their kimchee, goats, and beans? Kim ordered all army stations to raise goats and beans a few years back to make them self sustainable. They barely have to food to feed Kim's government and military while the black market feeds the regular citizens. Army's march on their stomachs, so I don't think Kim's army could do Pakistan much good, while China won't allow him to launch rockets across their land space in the hopes they might reach eastern India.

Most reports of the recent incident with India, Pakistan was caught with their nickers around their ankles and arn't prepared to go full out war with anyone as strong as India.
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Post by: Vulcan on March 01, 2019, 03:35:58 PM
Most reports of the recent incident with India, Pakistan was caught with their nickers around their ankles and arn't prepared to go full out war with anyone as strong as India.

You may want to rethink that. Looks like a couple of Pakistani JF-17s (looks like a chinese made cross between an F-16 and F-5) shot down a couple of Indian Mig-21s.
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Post by: zack1234 on March 01, 2019, 03:59:07 PM
Pakistan has just recieved $20 billion of Saudi Arabia.

The Saudi Arabian Regime got it fron the US.

Pakistan hid Bin Ladin

Bin Ladins sons is now rebuilding his terrorist group.

In Pakistan.

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Post by: Bruv119 on March 01, 2019, 04:14:00 PM
is this the guy with the impressive facial hair? 
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Post by: zack1234 on March 01, 2019, 04:35:32 PM
No your talking about  Rolf Harris the famous artist :old:
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Post by: Bruv119 on March 01, 2019, 04:37:21 PM
not the beard,  the moustache!!
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Post by: zack1234 on March 01, 2019, 04:56:45 PM
You talkin about my ex wife?
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Post by: DmonSlyr on March 01, 2019, 07:27:43 PM
Pakistan has just recieved $20 billion of Saudi Arabia.

The Saudi Arabian Regime got it fron the US.

Pakistan hid Bin Ladin

Bin Ladins sons is now rebuilding his terrorist group.

In Pakistan.

Check out George Webb on youtube if you want to learn more about the pakastani IS Awan brother spy ring in congress thanks to Debbie Wasaman Schultz, rahm Emanuel, and the pakastani Ordinance factory. George Webb knows what's up.
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Post by: 100Coogn on March 01, 2019, 07:33:14 PM
You talkin about my ex wife?

Did she have a moustache/beard?
Be honest. 

Coogan
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Post by: guncrasher on March 01, 2019, 09:18:06 PM
dang it zack you british dweeb , i thought you were talking about this:





semp
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Post by: BBQsam on March 02, 2019, 03:01:11 AM
link is broke

this will work

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=01-2pNCZiNk
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Post by: zack1234 on March 02, 2019, 04:15:35 AM
Did she have a moustache/beard?
Be honest. 

Coogan

His name was Arthur not Martha :old:
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Post by: guncrasher on March 05, 2019, 11:04:18 PM
His name was Arthur not Martha :old:

dude will you stop sending me your naked pics, i like my girls under 70  :devil.


semp
Title: Re: WAR!
Post by: zack1234 on March 06, 2019, 12:08:44 AM
I am still waiting for the $3 you promised :)

Said photographic reproductions are priced are $3 for the first 6 installments if you buy the complete box set you get a free picture of Shida riding a unicycle with the saddle removed :rofl



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Post by: guncrasher on March 06, 2019, 12:48:46 AM
damn the British lies to much.  you didnt say 3 whatever coin you use over there. you said 3 puddings.  i said what kind, you said spotted dog (look up what a the other name for spotted dog in england) .

so no, keep your pictures.


semp
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Post by: Meatwad on March 06, 2019, 06:36:15 AM
Britains chief export is Hugh Grant movies  :old:
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Post by: Shuffler on March 06, 2019, 11:08:32 AM
Britains chief export is Hugh Grant movies  :old:

Cannot stand that guy.
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Post by: zack1234 on March 06, 2019, 12:21:20 PM
Piers Morgan anyone