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Title: New ownership
Post by: zack1234 on March 06, 2019, 01:55:26 AM
Next week ownership of AH will be handed over to me :old:

Hitech has excepted my financial offer for said game but has declined the offer of laminated pictures of NrShida and Mickey Rooney riding saddless unicycles over potholes :old:

Midway has been approached as moderator for the forums

Kind Regards

The new owner of everyone ingame
Title: Re: New ownership
Post by: Brooke on March 06, 2019, 02:59:39 AM
Can we finally get the Blackburn Roc?
Title: Re: New ownership
Post by: Arlo on March 06, 2019, 07:51:27 AM
Spanish Civil War, Zack.
Title: Re: New ownership
Post by: TWCAxew on March 06, 2019, 08:35:39 AM
Finally some proper leadership!

I trust we have the following planes by next week:
- Fiat G.55
- KI 100
- Fokker DXXII
- Dewoitine D.520
- Bristol Beaufighter

I think this will be a great token of good will, the following week we demand all the other planes that are left. If you fail, than we will riot :bolt:

DutchVII
Title: Re: New ownership
Post by: pembquist on March 06, 2019, 11:02:03 AM
Excellent, I recently completed a 3 volume monograph about what is wrong with the game, what is wrong with the players, how things are so much worse or the same, kids these days, and how nobody listens to what I have to say when it is obvious I am right. Just give me the address and I will pop it in the mail for you.
Title: Re: New ownership
Post by: zack1234 on March 06, 2019, 11:05:28 AM
Afternoon

The following positions have been allocated in the interim period of transition :old:

1. TWCAxew is Minister without Portfolio
2. Arlo is Propoganda Minister
3. Hitech is Vice Chancellor
4. Brooke is my Personal secretary
5. NrShida is Armaments minister

Pembquist is to be taken into protective custody :old:

I thank you
Title: Re: New ownership
Post by: CptTrips on March 06, 2019, 11:21:07 AM
Next week ownership of AH will be handed over to me :old:

Kewl. 

Can we switch to two-sided now? 

I'll give you a pie.

:cool:

Title: Re: New ownership
Post by: captain1ma on March 06, 2019, 12:13:32 PM
Can we switch to two-sided now? 

Done! its called the AVA!

id like to request the Mig15 and the gloster meteor...... and maybe the de Havilland vampire too!
Title: Re: New ownership
Post by: CptTrips on March 06, 2019, 12:20:41 PM
Done! its called the AVA!

Awesome.  So in this AVA thing, can we have all planes and vehicles for both sides?

There's a pie in it for you too, if you can make it happen.

:cool:

[edit]  Oh, and the name thing is weird.  Let's rename it "Melee" and take the 3-sided one and rename it "AvAvA".

So, cherry, apple, or pecan?
Title: Re: New ownership
Post by: captain1ma on March 06, 2019, 12:42:01 PM
we could, but then why call it "axis" vs "allies"? the idea is to have the axis planes/vehicles available, against the allied planes/vehicles. we have some great terrains. check it out sometime!
Title: Re: New ownership
Post by: CptTrips on March 06, 2019, 12:49:23 PM
we could, but then why call it "axis" vs "allies"? the idea is to have the axis planes/vehicles available, against the allied planes/vehicles. we have some great terrains. check it out sometime!

AvA is great.  I wouldn't want to change it a bit, actually.
Title: Re: New ownership
Post by: Arlo on March 06, 2019, 12:56:58 PM
Love for AvA! This could be the start ... of something.  :D
Title: Re: New ownership
Post by: Brooke on March 06, 2019, 01:47:19 PM
Excellent, I recently completed a 3 volume monograph about what is wrong with the game, what is wrong with the players, how things are so much worse or the same, kids these days, and how nobody listens to what I have to say when it is obvious I am right. Just give me the address and I will pop it in the mail for you.

I've read Pem's monograph and think that it is excellent.

I especially like the sections "Get off my lawn", "The unassailable power of anecdotal evidence", and my all-time favorite "Because I think so".

Pem masterfully articulates all of the greatest reasoning techniques and arguments we see on the boards.
Title: Re: New ownership
Post by: Hajo on March 06, 2019, 01:57:58 PM
I just may have to re-subscribe!  :D  :rofl  :rofl  :rofl

Great Post Zack!  Gave me a huge grin  :aok
Title: Re: New ownership
Post by: Molsman on March 06, 2019, 04:16:08 PM
 :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :devil :devil :devil :devil :devil :devil
Title: Re: New ownership
Post by: hitech on March 06, 2019, 04:28:32 PM

I Quit!

HiTech
Title: Re: New ownership
Post by: Arlo on March 06, 2019, 04:42:17 PM
No. This isn't where this was supposed to go!

Title: Re: New ownership
Post by: AKKuya on March 06, 2019, 05:25:42 PM
Hold on.  I have a hand written napkin from the Double Deuce selling me a controlling 51% in the Hitech Creations Flying Lawnmower Sweepstakes.  It was signed by non other Foghorn Leghorn and backed by the Gallant Gentlemen of Kilashaw Trust and Chancellery.

I am the owner.  Zack is pulling your leg.
Title: Re: New ownership
Post by: CptTrips on March 06, 2019, 05:26:53 PM

HiTech



Look on the bright side.


All complaints get forwarded to Zack now.  :t

Title: Re: New ownership
Post by: RELIC on March 06, 2019, 06:00:04 PM
Excellent, I recently completed a 3 volume monograph about what is wrong with the game, what is wrong with the players, how things are so much worse or the same, kids these days, and how nobody listens to what I have to say when it is obvious I am right. Just give me the address and I will pop it in the mail for you.
:rofl nice
Title: Re: New ownership
Post by: Volron on March 06, 2019, 06:16:57 PM


Look on the bright side.


All complaints get forwarded to Zack now.  :t

 :rofl
Title: Re: New ownership
Post by: Shuffler on March 06, 2019, 10:00:40 PM
Neee
Title: Re: New ownership
Post by: nrshida on March 07, 2019, 02:18:21 AM
5. NrShida is Armaments minister

I shall immediately order the melting down of all in-game 88-mm - the steel to be recycled for virtual crankshafts for a whole fleet of new virtual fighter aircraft.  :banana:

Title: Re: New ownership
Post by: FESS67 on March 07, 2019, 03:01:04 AM
The lunatics have taken over the asylum  :old:
Title: Re: New ownership
Post by: BBQsam on March 07, 2019, 05:17:13 PM
we could, but then why call it "axis" vs "allies"? the idea is to have the axis planes/vehicles available, against the allied planes/vehicles. we have some great terrains. check it out sometime!

Each side will be AA = Axis Allies     for...

AAvAAvAA
Title: Re: New ownership
Post by: guncrasher on March 07, 2019, 09:40:15 PM
Zack why change the intro song to do ya think I'm sexy.


semp
Title: Re: New ownership
Post by: Shuffler on March 08, 2019, 04:01:37 AM
Zack why change the intro song to do ya think I'm sexy.


semp

Right now it is , you are so beautiful to me.
Title: Re: New ownership
Post by: ACE on March 08, 2019, 12:19:41 PM
Bollocks!
Title: Re: New ownership
Post by: bustr on March 08, 2019, 12:22:34 PM
Zack,

Where are all the free pies......
Title: Re: New ownership
Post by: Oldman731 on March 08, 2019, 03:00:12 PM
Where are all the free pies......


Well that's right!  Supposed to be a pie in every pot, a 202 in every hangar.

- oldman
Title: Re: New ownership
Post by: puller on March 08, 2019, 03:21:50 PM
I won't fight under the crown :old:

Title: Re: New ownership
Post by: hitech on March 08, 2019, 03:48:43 PM
I won't fight under the crown :old:
No worries, it'a a Tiara.

HiTech
Title: Re: New ownership
Post by: BowHTR on March 08, 2019, 03:53:43 PM
No worries, it'a a Tiara.

HiTech

 :rofl
Title: Re: New ownership
Post by: Shuffler on March 08, 2019, 03:56:15 PM
No worries, it'a a Tiara.

HiTech


Made from the hubcap of a 1958 Edsel Corsair.
Title: Re: New ownership
Post by: ACE on March 08, 2019, 05:14:36 PM
How much did he acquire it for? 3 pies. Or single malt scotch?
Title: Re: New ownership
Post by: Volron on March 08, 2019, 05:41:17 PM
No worries, it'a a Tiara.

HiTech

 :rofl
Title: Re: New ownership
Post by: zack1234 on March 09, 2019, 02:03:11 AM
No worries, it'a a Tiara.

HiTech

I live my life in the open :old:

Title: Re: New ownership
Post by: Bruv119 on March 09, 2019, 05:43:36 AM
cant wait to see Zack's dog Ben modeled as a companion when you leave the plane and walk back to the mess. 
Title: Re: New ownership
Post by: zack1234 on March 09, 2019, 07:57:17 AM
Bruv is banned from AH :old:
Title: Re: New ownership
Post by: Mongoose on March 09, 2019, 07:57:29 AM
No worries, it'a a Tiara.

HiTech

   :rofl
Title: Re: New ownership
Post by: save on March 10, 2019, 12:33:25 AM
Gotta love this community  :D
Zack, I give you 2 extra free Brexit's if you promise the Typhoon will turn to the right as bad as it does to the left!
Title: Re: New ownership
Post by: Bruv119 on March 10, 2019, 01:25:13 AM
Bruv is banned from AH :old:

 :cry  :(  :(

but who will shoot down all the luftwannabees? ? 
Title: Re: New ownership
Post by: Mister Fork on March 10, 2019, 12:40:30 PM
:cry  :(  :(

but who will shoot down all the luftwannabees? ? 
...you mean Luftwobbles... I'm guessing Shane or Lazzer.  :airplane:

Well Oldman and Puma, I guess our hostile takeover of HTC that we've been planning for a year is kaput!  :furious Fargin Zack Canuck luver.

Wait a minute...
Title: Re: New ownership
Post by: bozon on March 11, 2019, 03:43:49 AM
Gotta love this community  :D
Zack, I give you 2 extra free Brexit's if you promise the Typhoon will turn to the right as bad as it does to the left!
Trick question. Typhoon does not go to the left at all - it rejects socialism outright.

BTW Save, Speaking of Brexit - when does Swexit happens?
Title: Re: New ownership
Post by: save on March 11, 2019, 05:38:39 AM
Trick question. Typhoon does not go to the left at all - it rejects socialism outright.

BTW Save, Speaking of Brexit - when does Swexit happens?

it will happend ,eventually -when a singe engine FW190A8 can turn with a bomb loaded 4 engine Lancaster, plus that a Yak3 will die from less than 100 20mm into cockpit area.

I think 'FIxit' will happen before- when Brewster (you know - the ingenious plane equipped with an armored headrest that enclose the whole plane)  die with less bullets than the extra armored FW190F8, and the IL2.
Title: Re: New ownership
Post by: zack1234 on March 11, 2019, 07:39:14 AM
Save is now banned from main areana :old:

The Finns have requested said action
Title: Re: New ownership
Post by: Canspec on March 11, 2019, 11:54:16 PM
Zack is banned from AH for always wearing rubber long johns.....:old:
Title: Re: New ownership
Post by: 1stpar3 on March 12, 2019, 12:17:43 AM
it will happend ,eventually -when a singe engine FW190A8 can turn with a bomb loaded 4 engine Lancaster, plus that a Yak3 will die from less than 100 20mm into cockpit area.

I think 'FIxit' will happen before- when Brewster (you know - the ingenious plane equipped with an armored headrest that enclose the whole plane)  die with less bullets than the extra armored FW190F8, and the IL2.
So NEVAA? :uhoh
Title: Re: New ownership
Post by: save on March 14, 2019, 12:57:48 PM
There is an informed resource stating Zack will introduce Moose's running into the runways, and you have to scream 5 seconds on range VOX to force them away.
For those who does not have VOX can type "Winston" 3 times on CH 200 within 15 seconds.

The informant also believe they will climb hills more than 3000 feet per minute, and count as trees.
Title: Re: New ownership
Post by: Mano on March 14, 2019, 01:19:50 PM
Zack you are awesome.
Title: Re: New ownersh
Post by: zack1234 on March 15, 2019, 01:48:39 AM
Mano has now been promoted to Gauliter for the Protectorate of New Jersey :old:
Title: Re: New ownership
Post by: Brooke on March 15, 2019, 01:57:36 AM
There is an informed resource stating Zack will introduce Moose's running into the runways, and you have to scream 5 seconds on range VOX to force them away.
For those who does not have VOX can type "Winston" 3 times on CH 200 within 15 seconds.

The informant also believe they will climb hills more than 3000 feet per minute, and count as trees.

I can't wait for this.  It will add a new and exciting dynamic.

I have begun practicing my screaming to be ready for the new feature.
Title: Re: New ownership
Post by: turt21 on March 15, 2019, 07:51:44 AM
<----Still looking for the trains advertised on the web page
Title: Re: New ownership
Post by: Kingpin on March 15, 2019, 02:33:41 PM
<----Still looking for the trains advertised on the web page


Not even the awesomeness of Zack can get the trains to run on time.
Title: Re: New ownership
Post by: bustr on March 15, 2019, 03:13:32 PM
Wait for riftval to be up and go to the strats. They are all resupplied by trains. The fields by convoys on roads.
Title: Re: New ownership
Post by: Shuffler on March 15, 2019, 04:24:32 PM
I miss the RV CV that used to cruise across the plains........
Title: Re: New ownership
Post by: 1stpar3 on March 16, 2019, 02:54:53 PM
I miss the RV CV that used to cruise across the plains........
:aok That was pretty BADD ARSE :devil Dont forget the "Floating Maproom" out in middle of nowhere :devil
Title: Re: New ownership
Post by: Shuffler on March 16, 2019, 03:24:19 PM
:aok That was pretty BADD ARSE :devil Dont forget the "Floating Maproom" out in middle of nowhere :devil

Back even farther.... the UFO and the giant squid. Not to mention those rather larger beer bottles.
Title: Re: New ownership
Post by: Meatwad on March 16, 2019, 06:48:46 PM
Convoys that travel faster then a P51 on the deck
Title: Re: New ownership
Post by: BLINK on March 17, 2019, 12:58:09 AM
Back even farther.... the UFO and the giant squid. Not to mention those rather larger beer bottles.

 I have AH1 still on my PC pretty sure it has the giant squid :rock