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Title: Doc gave me the news today.
Post by: FLOOB on March 21, 2019, 05:26:39 PM
And it's not good. But there's a good chance that it's operable. Gonna treat the pain in the mean time. Probably won't be seeing me online much at least for awhile. I'm ok other than the discomfort, but the wife is taking it hard. But that's how she likes it, at least from what I've heard  :D I'm sure this will all be water under the bridge soon and I'll be back stinking up the skies in AH with my suckage.  :cheers:
Title: Re: Doc gave me the news today.
Post by: FLS on March 21, 2019, 06:20:20 PM
Sorry to hear that you're ill. Best wishes for your recovery.
Title: Re: Doc gave me the news today.
Post by: Shuffler on March 21, 2019, 06:32:09 PM
Hate to hear you are I'll. We will keep you in our prayers.

Title: Re: Doc gave me the news today.
Post by: BLINK on March 21, 2019, 07:29:02 PM
 :cry

best wishes man :salute
Title: Re: Doc gave me the news today.
Post by: Devil 505 on March 21, 2019, 07:43:41 PM
I wish you the best, Floob.

 :cheers:
Title: Re: Doc gave me the news today.
Post by: puller on March 21, 2019, 07:55:07 PM
Damnit man...all the best wishes :salute
Title: Re: Doc gave me the news today.
Post by: Oldman731 on March 21, 2019, 09:02:46 PM
Probably won't be seeing me online much at least for awhile.


Doesn't mean you can't keep us posted in here. 

- oldman
Title: Re: Doc gave me the news today.
Post by: Arlo on March 21, 2019, 09:08:46 PM
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Title: Re: Doc gave me the news today.
Post by: 1stpar3 on March 22, 2019, 01:33:09 AM
What do you have going on? Damn it...it is hard on me everytime I hear of a Passed On player. Dont you dare, even consider leaving my familly!  :furious
Title: Re: Doc gave me the news today.
Post by: Brooke on March 22, 2019, 02:35:58 AM
Best wishes to you, FLOOB. <S>
Title: Re: Doc gave me the news today.
Post by: Easyscor on March 22, 2019, 05:51:35 AM
I hope all goes well. My best to you.
Title: Re: Doc gave me the news today.
Post by: FLOOB on March 22, 2019, 10:23:43 AM
I think you guys are being a little dramatic, I mean it's just a hemorrhoid. I'm sitting on a neck pillow as I write this. Wife says she'll cut out the blood clot and fix it. She says won't even need sutures or anesthetic :eek:
Title: Re: Doc gave me the news today.
Post by: Copprhed on March 22, 2019, 10:26:55 AM
Oh jeeeeeeeeeeeeez.....really? Major surgery needed, I assume.....make them give you valium and demerol, IV....you'll be as happy as a clam......... :banana:
Title: Re: Doc gave me the news today.
Post by: CptTrips on March 22, 2019, 10:45:59 AM
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Title: Re: Doc gave me the news today.
Post by: Arlo on March 22, 2019, 10:48:46 AM
I think you guys are being a little dramatic, I mean it's just a hemorrhoid. I'm sitting on a neck pillow as I write this. Wife says she'll cut out the blood clot and fix it. She says won't even need sutures or anesthetic :eek:

We?

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Title: Re: Doc gave me the news today.
Post by: SysError on March 22, 2019, 10:53:49 AM
Best wishes
Title: Re: Doc gave me the news today.
Post by: Shuffler on March 22, 2019, 11:10:08 AM
I think you guys are being a little dramatic, I mean it's just a hemorrhoid. I'm sitting on a neck pillow as I write this. Wife says she'll cut out the blood clot and fix it. She says won't even need sutures or anesthetic :eek:

 :rofl
Title: Re: Doc gave me the news today.
Post by: zack1234 on March 22, 2019, 02:37:55 PM
I think you guys are being a little dramatic, I mean it's just a hemorrhoid. I'm sitting on a neck pillow as I write this. Wife says she'll cut out the blood clot and fix it. She says won't even need sutures or anesthetic :eek:

Why do you have said bottom condition?

What tomfoolery have you been upto?

Can you expire from said punishment from the gods for said depravitys?

Title: Re: Doc gave me the news today.
Post by: Meatwad on March 22, 2019, 03:14:14 PM
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Is that Nielsen?
Title: Re: Doc gave me the news today.
Post by: CptTrips on March 22, 2019, 03:18:21 PM
Is that Nielsen?

LOL

Now THAT'S a name I have heard in a while.  :aok
Title: Re: Doc gave me the news today.
Post by: Shuffler on March 22, 2019, 03:59:51 PM
My Nielsen work.......

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Title: Re: Doc gave me the news today.
Post by: CptTrips on March 22, 2019, 04:09:16 PM
 :rofl
Title: Re: Doc gave me the news today.
Post by: Meatwad on March 22, 2019, 09:48:46 PM
I should still have some different ones from that particular thread somewhere on the storage hard drive. Those image type threads that used to be so common are greatly missed  :(
Title: Re: Doc gave me the news today.
Post by: Molsman on March 22, 2019, 10:11:06 PM
Good Luck Floob the last 2 years have not been in my favor either seems like other demons crawl up and are hitting me in the Arse

<S>
Molsman
Title: Re: Doc gave me the news today.
Post by: BuckShot on March 23, 2019, 08:00:41 AM
I'm not sure why or when hemmoriods entered the realm of comedy.

They are not funny! I had one that hurt the most when I laughed.

Get well soon Floob!
Title: Re: Doc gave me the news today.
Post by: Meatwad on March 23, 2019, 12:12:44 PM
Explains why Rosie O'donnel is not funny anymore. One must of gotten stuck there permanently
Title: Re: Doc gave me the news today.
Post by: FLOOB on March 23, 2019, 10:52:41 PM
I'm not sure why or when hemmoriods entered the realm of comedy.

They are not funny! I had one that hurt the most when I laughed.

Get well soon Floob!
:rofl
 :aok
Title: Re: Doc gave me the news today.
Post by: 1stpar3 on March 24, 2019, 02:18:32 AM
I'm not sure why or when hemmoriods entered the realm of comedy.

They are not funny! I had one that hurt the most when I laughed.

Get well soon Floob!
:confused: I can see that,I guess. Worse than farts? Thats double the pain..it hurts and thats when you smell it. It must have been in a different area...Didnt eat Cole Slaw, Brown Beans...hell, no Pork and Beans either. :rofl
Title: Re: Doc gave me the news today.
Post by: nrshida on March 24, 2019, 02:30:44 AM
Excellent. Well played FLOOB. That's one to you  :salute

Title: Re: Doc gave me the news today.
Post by: mthrockmor on March 24, 2019, 01:41:18 PM
Prayers...

Boo
Title: Re: Doc gave me the news today.
Post by: FLOOB on March 29, 2019, 11:08:12 AM
Well the woman finally got around to cutting out the clots but she says because my roids are so macho that I'm going to eventually need real surgery. She did use anesthetic, three shots of lidocaine. If you've never had hypodermic injections right into your butt sphincter you don't know what you're missing.
Title: Re: Doc gave me the news today.
Post by: Mister Fork on March 29, 2019, 03:26:56 PM
Well the woman finally got around to cutting out the clots but she says because my roids are so macho that I'm going to eventually need real surgery. She did use anesthetic, three shots of lidocaine. If you've never had hypodermic injections right into your butt sphincter you don't know what you're missing.

:rofl

I've had them. Big relief when getting some roids removed.
Title: Re: Doc gave me the news today.
Post by: turt21 on March 29, 2019, 05:25:31 PM
Dont talk pain there till you've had a rectal biopsy including 8 samples being taken from your prostate with a device big as a D cell flashlight. No anesthesic works up there.
Title: Re: Doc gave me the news today.
Post by: FLOOB on March 29, 2019, 08:30:29 PM
Dont talk pain there till you've had a rectal biopsy including 8 samples being taken from your prostate with a device big as a D cell flashlight. No anesthesic works up there.
I'll have to add that to my bucket list.