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General Forums => Aces High General Discussion => Topic started by: pipz on December 28, 2001, 11:36:00 AM
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Hello guys!
It was decided today to save our fingers some trouble and come up with a numbered quick list for whines.Here is what we came up with.feel free to add or comment on the topics
Ok for now on instead of writting a paragraph in a intence moment of post combat rage just type the following.
1=Nikis are uber
2=Spits are uber
3=La7s are uber
4=Your nuthin but a HO dweeb "insert players name"
5=Mims wife needs to stop complaining about his play time
5A=Mims wife needs to get a job
6=Sputnik complaint--U alt monkey dweeb type
7=FM in here sux balls no way is this right!!
8=Buffs are Uber 50 cals cant BLA BLA BLA
9=dweeby typing death announcent on ch 1 to make yourself feel better
10=GV damage model sux i hit it so many times and BLA BLA BLA BLA
11=AAA is outragous it hit me 1 ping and i blew all to hell BLA BLA BLA
Ok this is just a start to get the guys thinking.Also proposed was a sub list.Say ya just fought a niki and use #1 but ya need to say more/We could have 1A= niki guns are uber or 1B= Nikis E advatage is Magical .Or 5B Mims wife needs to get a job making a lot of money!!heheh.Ok so we should all have a basic grasp on this.Hope this helps!!
Yours Truly
Pipz you fav #3 flyin#4 usin #6 pal!!
See how easy that was.
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4 Pipz, :D
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Well I don't know Mims or his wife....
But you left out the most common whine of ALL!
1. You VULCHING BASTIGE!
I answer to Vulching Bastige just as well as Lephturn. :)
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12. "I don't like ANYTHING about this game; it sux. I only play it because it is the BEST MMPOL ACM sim available!"
13. "This game SUX! I have 250 ideas that are MUCH better than anything HTC will ever come up with. However, I can't program my own VCR, so you will have to wait a while to see my glorious triumph over the Online World."
:D
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Pipz you been squeakin for 15 years bro....lol Dice
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14. Round Bacon. :D
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14. Flying Bacon. :D
Corrected :x
RIP Bentnail
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This is AWESOME & OUTRAGEOUS at the same time.
#86
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15. People with such poor skills as you have should not play this game.
@Lephturn: It was not long ago when I thought about you. Your article about system optimization was one of my first sources in getting the most out of a computer. Actually I found an e-mail from you with a couple of answers to my questions, dated Dec. 29th 2001! Since then I've learned a couple of tricks, for the last decade I've been running a one man business as a computer tech. Thanks for being part of my inspiration! :salute
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Hello guys!
It was decided today to save our fingers some trouble and come up with a numbered quick list for whines.Here is what we came up with.feel free to add or comment on the topics
Ok for now on instead of writting a paragraph in a intence moment of post combat rage just type the following.
1=Nikis are uber
2=Spits are uber
3=La7s are uber
4=Your nuthin but a HO dweeb "insert players name"
5=Mims wife needs to stop complaining about his play time
5A=Mims wife needs to get a job
6=Sputnik complaint--U alt monkey dweeb type
7=FM in here sux balls no way is this right!!
8=Buffs are Uber 50 cals cant BLA BLA BLA
9=dweeby typing death announcent on ch 1 to make yourself feel better
10=GV damage model sux i hit it so many times and BLA BLA BLA BLA
11=AAA is outragous it hit me 1 ping and i blew all to hell BLA BLA BLA
Ok this is just a start to get the guys thinking.Also proposed was a sub list.Say ya just fought a niki and use #1 but ya need to say more/We could have 1A= niki guns are uber or 1B= Nikis E advatage is Magical .Or 5B Mims wife needs to get a job making a lot of money!!heheh.Ok so we should all have a basic grasp on this.Hope this helps!!
Yours Truly
Pipz you fav #3 flyin#4 usin #6 pal!!
See how easy that was.
You forgot:
#12 Generic "Collision Model Is BS" Whine
#13 Generic "You can't be any good because you didn't win <fill-in-the-blank-event> 5 times" PM.
#14 F4Us are uber.
#15 bf110G2s are uber.
#16 P40s are uber.
#17 Mad skillz can only be achieved by those who fly 109K4s & Ta152s
#18 Generic "Tempests are flown by losers...except when I am using it because I have mad skillz" Whine
#19 The <Bish/Knits/Rooks> are hording again! The <redacted by authority of the Commissar> rule suckz and must be eliminated now!
#20 Generic "It only took <X> of you to bring me down!" Message
:D
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#21=HUZZAH!
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1: fighter pilots who obey the rules promote poor online gameplay.
2: I win you lose.
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22. Headqwarterz!
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23. The rule that shall remain nameless.
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24. 38s can't do that!
25. Why does pipz fly such an ugly plane?
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25.) I farted.
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26) theres no way a p39 can climb like that
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26) theres no way a p39 can climb like that
or just "there's no way a [insert plane] can do that!"
The number of spitfire pilots I get complaints from when I out turn them in my Jug is hilarious! :lol
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best one is when ur in a D11 and ur outturning that noobs spit16 :devil
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27. RuMaul is delusional again
28. Fulcrum thinks he knows something about ACM
29. Coalcat doesn't know what am HO is
30. Another shade
31. Iraq Vet is lancstuka again
32. Bruv119 is a hacker!!!
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33. raynos shut up the p39 is not the best fighter of the war.
34. Silence p39 IS the best fighter of the war in game :airplane:
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33. raynos shut up the p39 is not the best fighter of the war.
34. Silence p39 IS the best fighter of the war in game :airplane:
It's not :old:
This is
(http://media.moddb.com/images/groups/1/3/2044/bf109k4.1.jpg)
:banana: :banana: :banana: :banana: :banana: :banana: :banana: :banana: :banana: :banana: :banana: :banana: :banana: :banana: :banana:
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27. RuMaul is delusional again
28. Fulcrum thinks he knows something about ACM
29. Coalcat doesn't know what am HO is
30. Another shade
31. Iraq Vet is lancstuka again
32. Bruv119 is a hacker!!!
41 Junky's IQ...which he continues to demonstrate with every post! :old:
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first plane you see when opening up AH is a p39 so therefore what i said must be true :devil :airplane:
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first plane you see when opening up AH is a p39 so therefore what i said must be true :devil :airplane:
Soon I am going to make a P39 kill slideshow in the F&S forums :) :D
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should i return the honor with a video of me blasting K4s out of the sky with 37mms. I'll make sure to include yours every other kill.
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should i return the honor with a video of me blasting K4s out of the sky with 37mms. I'll make sure to include yours every other kill.
How many times would I be up there?
0
:O :lol
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should i return the honor with a video of me blasting K4s out of the sky with 37mms. I'll make sure to include yours every other kill.
I challenge you to a P39-Bf110G2 fight :x
P39.......pffffffffffffffffff fffffffffffffffffffffffffffff ffft GERMAN IRON RULEZZZZZZZ!
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P39.......pfffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffft GERMAN IRON RULEZZZZZZZ!
Indeed it does! This claim is fully supported by the records of the following pilots:
Guards Major Gregoriy Rechkalov - 50 of his 56 kills in the P-39
Guards Colonel Aleksandr Pokryshkin - 48 of his 59 kills in the P-39
Guards Major Dmitriy Glinka - 41 of his 50 kills in the P-39
yada....yada....yada
:lol
Fear the P-39 and dodge it's monster taters! :old:
Might want to pick this up while you are at it:
http://www.amazon.com/Attack-Airacobras-American-Against-Germany/dp/0700616543/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1421095793&sr=8-1&keywords=airacobra (http://www.amazon.com/Attack-Airacobras-American-Against-Germany/dp/0700616543/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1421095793&sr=8-1&keywords=airacobra)
:aok
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HudCIt-AuvE I ACCEPT
I challenge you to a P39-Bf110G2 fight :x
P39.......pffffffffffffffffff fffffffffffffffffffffffffffff ffft GERMAN IRON RULEZZZZZZZ!
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Indeed it does! This claim is fully supported by the records of the following pilots:
Guards Major Gregoriy Rechkalov - 50 of his 56 kills in the P-39
Guards Colonel Aleksandr Pokryshkin - 48 of his 59 kills in the P-39
Guards Major Dmitriy Glinka - 41 of his 50 kills in the P-39
yada....yada....yada
:lol
Fear the P-39 and dodge it's monster taters! :old:
Might want to pick this up while you are at it:
http://www.amazon.com/Attack-Airacobras-American-Against-Germany/dp/0700616543/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1421095793&sr=8-1&keywords=airacobra (http://www.amazon.com/Attack-Airacobras-American-Against-Germany/dp/0700616543/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1421095793&sr=8-1&keywords=airacobra)
:aok
Erich Hartmann, 352 kills, none in the P39.
Lufwaffe uber alles, conversation over.
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You forgot:
#15 bf110G2s are uber.
#17 Mad skillz can only be achieved by those who fly 109K4s & Ta152s
(http://file.netmarble.co.id/img/Forum/107/2013/07/06/20130706192206.png)
ONE OF THESE THINGS IS NOT LIKE THE OTHER
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Eric Hartmann is a pick dweeb :devil
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I just called Skuzzy thinkin my account got jacked! This thread is from 2001! hehehhehehhe No wonder I couldn't remember posting it! :old:
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LOL
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54 Bollocks
55 I QUIT !!!!<stomp stomp stomp SLAM!>
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I just called Skuzzy thinkin my account got jacked! This thread is from 2001! hehehhehehhe No wonder I couldn't remember posting it! :old:
Holy threadomancy Batman!
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Holy threadomancy Batman!
:lol
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I just called Skuzzy thinkin my account got jacked! This thread is from 2001! hehehhehehhe No wonder I couldn't remember posting it! :old:
Sheesh, sucked me in to "The Time Tunnel" too! (Anyone remember that TV series?)
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Erich Hartmann, 352 kills, none in the P39.
Lufwaffe uber alles, conversation over.
Very true...but he did that in the "far superior" bf109, yes? :D
And I didn't notice the threadmancy either... :lol
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Erich Hartmann, 352 kills, none in the P39.
Lufwaffe uber alles, conversation over.
Thank you so much Zoney, good thing Glzz is not here. :)
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Thank you so much Zoney, good thing Glzz is not here. :)
Never heard of him :devil
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Never heard of him :devil
:lol
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Erich Hartmann, 352 kills, none in the P39.
Lufwaffe uber alles, conversation over.
Good point Zoney! He prolly would have doubled that had he been able to use the p39! :old:
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Good point Zoney! He prolly would have doubled that had he been able to use the p39! :old:
:mad:
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Good point Zoney! He prolly would have doubled that had he been able to use the p39! :old:
:rofl
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Good point Zoney! He prolly would have doubled that had he been able to use the p39! :old:
:rofl
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HudCIt-AuvE I ACCEPT
Awesome, buddy, we'll do it. I will show you the dominance of the Destroyer! It'll be a lot of fun
for me :x :bolt:
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41 Junky's IQ...which he continues to demonstrate with every post! :old:
You said 152...which doesn't make any sense seeing that most fights in the MA happen below 10K...where the 152 doesn't have any good traits except the WEP and acceleration in a dive. You know nothing about this game... :aok
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You said 152...which doesn't make any sense seeing that most fights in the MA happen below 10K...where the 152 doesn't have any good traits except the WEP and acceleration in a dive. You know nothing about this game... :aok
:lol
Strange how I run into plenty of 152s higher than 10K. Rather often and usually higher than me.
You know nothing about this game. Too busy buzzing the grass with the rest of the prey?
That or trying to pass off your need to fly with the crowd.
*shrug*
:rofl
BTW...
Evaluation Update: Forum Post to Hypothosized IQ (i.e. 41)
Test #5752 Results: PASS.
Yet again! Imagine that. Congrats! :aok
:rofl
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:rofl :rofl :rofl
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I wish in 2001 I had invested in this thread. I would have made some serious coin. :old: :lol
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#101 Pull my finger :P
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ONE OF THESE THINGS IS NOT LIKE THE OTHER
Ah Ha! I knew it!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FClGhto1vIg
I guessed wrong BTW..................... :(
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.62 Raynos ur not the best Ace out here
.63 I am get over it and the p39 is the best :ahand
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It is great to see how little the list has changed in all these years. This might need to become a sticky. :cheers:
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Please refrain from contributing to this thread as Pipz is Canadian :old:
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24. 38s can't do that!
25. Why does pipz fly such an ugly plane?
26. Perk the 38, Just for the way it lands.
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25. Why does pipz fly such an ugly plane?
Its a outrage!
It is great to see how little the list has changed in all these years. This might need to become a sticky. :cheers:
Fantastic idea Rap! As a human being its comforting to see some things are consistent throughout time! :cheers:
#101 Pull my finger :P
Pullz enthusiastically!
Please refrain from contributing to this thread as Pipz is Canadian :old:
Zack...shut it! This is MY 15 year old thread! ME ME ME ME ME! :banana:
I am Canadian!!!!!!!! <--- It has been proven on this forum aye. :old:
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I am Canadian!!!!!!!! <--- It has been proven on this forum aye. :old:
While I used to believe that, I think you actually live in some run down neighborhood in Milwaukee, WI and work the graveyard shift sweeping the floors of some defunct brewery now serving as an after hours nightclub for meth infested degenerates. :devil
Prove me wrong!!
HUZZAH :neener:
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How dare you! :mad:
Here is your proof sir! :old:
http://bbs.hitechcreations.com/smf/index.php/topic,365373.msg4865116.html#msg4865116
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I refuse to be deterred by hood winking & Tom Foolery!! :old:
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While I used to believe that, I think you actually live in some run down neighborhood in Milwaukee, WI and work the graveyard shift sweeping the floors of some defunct brewery now serving as an after hours nightclub for meth infested degenerates. :devil
Prove me wrong!!
HUZZAH
Max, back off of Wisconsin. :D
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I refuse to be deterred by hood winking & Tom Foolery!! :old:
Great Scott! This decree is a farce! Tommy Rot of the highest order! Right then. :old:
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Cobblers to Wisconsin! :neener:
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Soory i don't know that paert of the world...
Is wisconsin in Canadistan?
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I refuse to be deterred by hood winking & Tom Foolery!! :old:
Very wise of you Max! The truth is out there!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CdW2hatj0S8
Sorry Pipz,I let the cat outta the bag,but I was just tired of all those who refuse to believe you are Canadian!
:salute
PS: keep your stick on the ice!
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Its an outrage :old:
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Its an outrage :old:
Hear Hear!!!!!!
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Is pipz really "Canadian"?
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Is pipz really "Canadian"?
This thread yet again EH ???? Take note there are consequences for your actions! Had I not written this thread 14 years ago this would not be happening now. It is a paradox! :old:
As for the authenticity of my Canadianess. It has been well covered and proven proof positive officially on this very forum that...... I am Canadian!
I refer you to "the evidence".
http://bbs.hitechcreations.com/smf/index.php/topic,365373.msg4865100.html#msg4865100
Pawz I thank you for taking me back to when I was still relatively young!
Aziz! Light!
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#1A
If you are going to hang your balls on your AH score...
You're going to have sore balls...
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15. People with such poor skills as you have should not play this game.
@Lephturn: It was not long ago when I thought about you. Your article about system optimization was one of my first sources in getting the most out of a computer. Actually I found an e-mail from you with a couple of answers to my questions, dated Dec. 29th 2001! Since then I've learned a couple of tricks, for the last decade I've been running a one man business as a computer tech. Thanks for being part of my inspiration! :salute
and doing a mighty fine job at giving computer advice! :salute