Author Topic: Funniest Bumper Sticker (Read 1396 times)

loser · « **Reply #15 on:** December 10, 2003, 05:35:15 PM »

"I drive once a month, and every time i kill loser"

doobs · « **Reply #16 on:** December 10, 2003, 06:15:33 PM »

I miss my wife............but my aim is getting better

Horn broke, look for hand signs

For Hockey fans I saw this one in Buffalo:

Jesus Saves............But Satan knocks in the rebound

If women couldn't reproduce
Men whould hunt them for sport

Chairboy · « **Reply #17 on:** December 10, 2003, 06:18:54 PM »

http://www.somethingawful.com/articles.php?a=351&p=2

Here are some light hearted samples:

-Concho- · « **Reply #18 on:** December 10, 2003, 06:19:52 PM »

keep honking, I'm reloading

Stoned Gecko · « **Reply #19 on:** December 10, 2003, 06:20:06 PM »

"If it has tires or testicles it will cause you trouble"

I know it's similar to the one above ... just another vairation I guess.

Gixer · « **Reply #20 on:** December 10, 2003, 06:20:42 PM »

Gorgeous blonde was driving a Mercedes Convertible with the licence plate. "WasHis"

Best bumper sticker. Lowered Nissan Skyline with the usual mags and loud stereo and tinted windows. Bumper Sticker just said. "Don't Laugh Your Daugther Is Probably In Here" :-)

~~...-Gixer~~

capt. apathy · « **Reply #21 on:** December 10, 2003, 06:58:24 PM »

"I went to the fights and a hockey game broke out"

Shuckins · « **Reply #22 on:** December 10, 2003, 07:26:02 PM »

Welcome to Arkansas...now leave your daughter and go home.

If you can read this...you need to read this (finger)

Regards, Shuckins

Fridaddy · « **Reply #23 on:** December 10, 2003, 09:15:56 PM »

On a Police Academy instructors pickup truck

Support curbside justice

sling322 · « **Reply #24 on:** December 10, 2003, 09:18:04 PM »

I have a perfect body.....problem is, its in the trunk and its beginning to smell.

Wolfala · « **Reply #25 on:** December 10, 2003, 09:48:57 PM »

Keep honking....

For more, goto http://www.redvsblue.com

mjolnir · « **Reply #26 on:** December 10, 2003, 10:04:27 PM »

I can only get away with this because I went there and know it's all in good humor:

Reportedly seen on a car in Colorado Springs--- "My cadet raped your honor student."

BEVO · « **Reply #27 on:** December 11, 2003, 09:59:02 AM »

Jesus, save me from your followers

BlckMgk · « **Reply #28 on:** December 11, 2003, 10:10:58 AM »

"Diapers and Politicians need to be changed for the same reason..."