Author Topic: If I were President of the United States of America I would apologize for...  (Read 330 times)

Offline wulfie-away

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...don't hold back now-

My top 3:

1. All U.S. created 'reality-TV' and all U.S. created 'War Movie Docudramas with gay emotional music, pointless alterations of history, and the casting of Tom Cruise as an American version of any and all non-American badasses that actually were the cause of the drama'.

2. Graceland.

3. Scientology.

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Offline Sixpence

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Graceland.


Commie Pinko
"My grandaddy always told me, "There are three things that'll put a good man down: Losin' a good woman, eatin' bad possum, or eatin' good possum."" - Holden McGroin

(and I still say he wasn't trying to spell possum!)

Offline Gyro/T69

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4. For not killing all the jews and not handing out Nazi arm bands to the US population.

Oppps that was FDR.

4a. For not killing all the jews and not handing out Korans and pray rugs to the US population.

That's better.......The more things change, the more they stay the same.

Offline wulfie-away

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Commie Pinko


I love the King. But I think if He came out of hiding today and saw Graceland as it is he'd act a lot like Jesus when he found the market in the temple. :)

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Offline Nash

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Awe come on. Wulfie starts a cool thread and by cool I mean Americans bash themselves, and ya gotta bring up FDR?

Ok y'all pretend that never happened.

Carry on.

Offline Gyro/T69

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Well, he asked :)

Offline Sandman

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5. The television show, "Friends".

6. Dr. Phil

7. Oprah

8. Light Beer

9. Wayne Gretzky

10. Celebrity Boxing
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Offline FUNKED1

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11.  Disco