Author Topic: Americans!hold on to your satanic money (Read 317 times)

~Caligula~ · « **on:** February 13, 2006, 08:55:32 PM »

Mahmoud Zahar a hamas leader speaking on a conferece in Egypt

"Those who built their structure on the basis of the Quran...cannot budge because of promises from America or a dollar from Europe," Zahar told a Cairo conference. "I wish America would cut off its aid. We do not need this satanic money," he said.

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Fishu · « **Reply #1 on:** February 13, 2006, 09:02:34 PM »

Can I keep my euros too? are those satanic too?

~Caligula~ · « **Reply #2 on:** February 13, 2006, 09:08:04 PM »

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Originally posted by Fishu
Can I keep my euros too? are those satanic too?

They might be

xrtoronto · « **Reply #3 on:** February 13, 2006, 09:21:11 PM »

YES! Good Idea!

Any of you who wish to rid yourself of your satanic money, just cut me a check in the full amount and I promise to take care of its desposal.
(nominal fee pending)

lasersailor184 · « **Reply #4 on:** February 13, 2006, 09:34:49 PM »

We spend a rediculous amount of money to countries that don't like us.

I'm going to hijack this thread. And it'll be for the better.

If someone could dig up the numbers of how much money is going to Muslim countries that hate us, it would help a lot. I've found some 1998 numbers.

Just by adding them up myself, I get the value of dollars to be 2.3 billion dollars.

So the real question is not "What are these countries going to do without this money?" The real question is, What are we going to do with this money.

So imagine we had 2.3 billion dollars to spend on something, ANYTHING. And you have control over what it would be. What would we spend the money on?

~Caligula~ · « **Reply #5 on:** February 13, 2006, 09:47:50 PM »

one more B2

lasersailor184 · « **Reply #6 on:** February 13, 2006, 09:48:59 PM »

The 2.3 billion seems low to me. Let's just say it's 5 billion.

You have 5 billion dollars to spend.

eagl · « **Reply #7 on:** February 13, 2006, 10:15:25 PM »

I'd spend the money hiring more mcdonalds dropouts to fondle airline passengers and take their nail clippers, because everyone knows that only eternal vigilance will keep nail clippers out of the hands of terrorists, and no measure is too strict if it keeps just one airline from being hijacked by someone with a nail clipper.

I'd also put Cheney on the payroll indefinately as long as he keeps shooting lawyers.