I know the memory won't run at the higher speed, but the ddr/dual channel thing isn't something I've had much experience with. I'm a bit surprised to learn that it won't actually do the dual channel operation, but it's not the end of the world. There's a couple of features the documentation claims the board possesses, and reviews show the board having, but that either aren't on my board, or don't work. SATA and firewire, Q-fan, and a few other addon headers that were never available come to mind immediately.
Not a big deal, PC's been serving me well for 4 years or so, total upgrade costs so far are still next to nothing. Always good to learn a little more, and I would likely have wasted some cash on matched sticks otherwise, so I can file this one under "cheap learning experiences".
Thanks for the input.