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Re: Cherry Picker
« Reply #135 on: January 01, 2009, 02:27:13 PM »
Zazen -

You have some sort of persecution complex?  Nobody is saying you are Satan or anything.  The simple fact of the matter is that someone who cherrypicks exclusively will never get the same sort of 'respect' that someone who can kill equally well from an initial disadvantage will. 

Granted, neither will get much respect in AH nowadays, when those who can drop the most buildings with the fewest bombs are objects of adoration to the masses. While remaining under radar.

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Re: Cherry Picker
« Reply #136 on: January 01, 2009, 02:56:31 PM »
Zazen -

You have some sort of persecution complex?  Nobody is saying you are Satan or anything.  The simple fact of the matter is that someone who cherrypicks exclusively will never get the same sort of 'respect' that someone who can kill equally well from an initial disadvantage will. 

Granted, neither will get much respect in AH nowadays, when those who can drop the most buildings with the fewest bombs are objects of adoration to the masses.

Hmmm ya, I was going more for an obscene caricature of some of the sentiments expressed here, in a backhanded way, to demonstrate how rediculously absurd they are... ;)

As I said before, show me someone who "ONLY" cherrypicks and I will show you someone with 1 kill an hour or less.  Believe me, I've tried to kill 8+/Hr only cherrypicking, it just isn't possible. Keep in mind however, that I do not ever vulch, so someone who cherrypicks "AND" vulches religiously may be able to approach a more respectable kill rate than I. Pacerr is one example of that category that immediately comes to mind, but there's many, probably half of the Top 100 Fighter Pilots each tour on average. Every now and then each hop I find myself oblidged to actually fight, it pains me to do so to the core of my being, but if I didn't I'd have to resign myself to 1 kill an hour via cherrypicking alone, which would not be terribly entertaining.
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Re: Cherry Picker
« Reply #137 on: January 01, 2009, 03:16:49 PM »
OMG! BURN HIM! BURN HIM! He's a witch!

You can't pull quotes like that on here! The God gifted blessed souls of Fighter Uber-dom will be the judge and jury that will order your public execution for an utterance of that nature!

Any thinking person knows the only valid kills are stall-speed, on the deck circle-jerking with a single bandit in hermetic isolation. All other kills are hitherto declared in-valid, un-holy and generally indicative of low-class, blasphemous, hedonism. I hereby declare the on-set of the Puritan Revolution of Aces High Fighter-hood!

 :rofl :rofl :rofl I knew you would like that. But it's the absolute truth. If you fought like everyone wants you to fight then you would be under 4k, in a ju87, and afk.

One of the observations I made in AW was wow, you guys are trying to make rules that don't exist in the game. Well the same is going on here. It seems we strive for complexity.
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Re: Cherry Picker
« Reply #138 on: January 01, 2009, 06:48:57 PM »
Cheery Picking is such a laborious term, when that happens to me, I just say I've been 'Shrecked'  :D
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Re: Cherry Picker
« Reply #139 on: January 01, 2009, 06:52:16 PM »
in the MA cherry picking is most fun if it is also stealing a squadmate kill whilst saving some random as the squadmate gets shot by the guy chasing you.

not that i would do such a thing of course but thats what i heard.
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Re: Cherry Picker
« Reply #140 on: January 01, 2009, 07:54:44 PM »
Cheery Picking is such a laborious term, when that happens to me, I just say I've been 'Shrecked'  :D


 :rofl :rofl :rofl

Hey Don't Shreck me. New verb?

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Re: Cherry Picker
« Reply #141 on: January 01, 2009, 08:07:55 PM »
Cheery Picking is such a laborious term, when that happens to me, I just say I've been 'Shrecked'  :D
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Re: Cherry Picker
« Reply #142 on: January 01, 2009, 08:23:37 PM »
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The irony here is pretty remarkable.

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Re: Cherry Picker
« Reply #143 on: January 02, 2009, 09:00:59 AM »
OMG! BURN HIM! BURN HIM! He's a witch!

You can't pull quotes like that on here! The God gifted blessed souls of Fighter Uber-dom will be the judge and jury that will order your public execution for an utterance of that nature!

Any thinking person knows the only valid kills are stall-speed, on the deck circle-jerking with a single bandit in hermetic isolation. All other kills are hitherto declared in-valid, un-holy and generally indicative of low-class, blasphemous, hedonism. I hereby declare the on-set of the Puritan Revolution of Aces High Fighter-hood!

^thats the funniest post I've seen in weeks on this BBS.

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Re: Cherry Picker
« Reply #144 on: January 02, 2009, 04:37:29 PM »
in the MA cherry picking is most fun if it is also stealing a squadmate kill whilst saving some random as the squadmate gets shot by the guy chasing you.

not that i would do such a thing of course but thats what i heard.

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Re: Cherry Picker
« Reply #145 on: January 02, 2009, 05:01:12 PM »
*whipes face* damn Aus....no wait... i've pushed my luck there already to breaking point :D

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