A man has spent years teaching his dog to talk, and decides to take the dog to the bar to show his friends. The Bartender tells him dogs are not allowed in the bar, but the man explains that this is a special talking dog. The bartender doesn't believe him and says to leave anyway. The man argues that not only can he talk, but he is an expert on the New York Yankees. Amused as a Yankees fan, the bartender says that if he can proove the dog can talk, he would buy him a beer. So the man puts the dog on a stool and starts with a simple question, "what is the part of a house keeps you dry in the rain?" The dog barks out "RRRRROOF." Come on says the bartender, that is nothing. The man says you ask the dog the next question. The bartender confirms that the dog knows the Yankees history, so he asks, "who was the best Yankee player ever?" The dog barks out "RRRRUTH." The bartender is mad and not convinced and calls the bouncers over and throws the guy and the dog out into the street. The man stands up, looks angrilly at the dog and says "you dumb dog, you got us kicked out of my favorite bar." The dog looks back at the man and says, "What!?, should I have said Dimaggio?"
