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Offline MrRiplEy[H]

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Couple minutes of your life
« on: March 19, 2011, 05:41:40 AM »
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Offline StokesAk

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Re: Couple minutes of your life
« Reply #2 on: March 19, 2011, 09:53:58 AM »
I liked the one about Facebook.


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Offline MarineUS

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Re: Couple minutes of your life
« Reply #3 on: March 19, 2011, 11:26:21 AM »
i liked the coin toss one the best....I needed that today.
Like, ya know, when that thing that makes you move, it has pistons and things, When your thingamajigy is providing power, you do not hear other peoples thingamajig when they are providing power.

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Re: Couple minutes of your life
« Reply #4 on: March 19, 2011, 07:36:21 PM »
The last one hit home.  The coin toss, well it's making me choose between a career in astronomy or a career in architecture.

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Re: Couple minutes of your life
« Reply #5 on: March 19, 2011, 09:09:03 PM »
1) move on
2) laugh
3) repeat #2

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Re: Couple minutes of your life
« Reply #6 on: March 20, 2011, 01:05:25 AM »
I've always liked...

The evening news is where they begin by saying "Good Evening", and then proceed to tell you why it isn't.
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Re: Couple minutes of your life
« Reply #7 on: March 20, 2011, 01:08:22 AM »
The last one hit home.  The coin toss, well it's making me choose between a career in astronomy or a career in architecture.

-Penguin

I really liked the one about the coin toss aswell
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Re: Couple minutes of your life
« Reply #8 on: March 20, 2011, 01:18:22 AM »
I've always liked...

The evening news is where they begin by saying "Good Evening", and then proceed to tell you why it isn't.

That was a good one
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Re: Couple minutes of your life
« Reply #9 on: March 20, 2011, 01:46:06 AM »
That was a good one


That always reminds me of this comedy routine...  Warning, slightly on the NSFW side as there's a bit of language.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ANyDzdDb7_4
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