Funny words on pictures http://www.sadanduseless.com/2010/10/words-on-pictures-part-13/
Like, ya know, when that thing that makes you move, it has pistons and things, When your thingamajigy is providing power, you do not hear other peoples thingamajig when they are providing power. HiTech
The last one hit home. The coin toss, well it's making me choose between a career in astronomy or a career in architecture.-Penguin
I've always liked...The evening news is where they begin by saying "Good Evening", and then proceed to tell you why it isn't.
That was a good one