What do Corn Flakes and masturbation have in common?

[Blooz]

The Road to Wellville

Good movie about the story of Kellogg, corn flakes, religion and sex.

[bustr]

There is an old cultural inside joke in japan about how to deal with a frisky husband. Feed him Edamame beans. Soybeans are a source of phytoestrogens which the human body treats like estrogen. Fortunately the fermentation process for soy sauce or miso paste destroys the phytoestrogens.

But, all you guys who enjoy a plate of Edamame with your beer, how's your moobs doing? Or soy milk because you are lactose intolerant....

[Thor]

Would sugar coated corn flakes be like the XXX of cereal then?

[ghi]

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The Road to Wellville

Good movie about the story of Kellogg, corn flakes, religion and sex.

Thx!
 How did I miss this one?    Great cast also; I found full movie on YouTube , I'm going to watch it when I get home;

[Ripsnort]

Corn flakes seem to be working in your case, then.

- oldman

[Curval]

I only eat the Tony the Tiger flakes.  Does that count?

[craz07]

no too much sex on the flakes...

[FBKampfer]

There is an old cultural inside joke in japan about how to deal with a frisky husband. Feed him Edamame beans. Soybeans are a source of phytoestrogens which the human body treats like estrogen. Fortunately the fermentation process for soy sauce or miso paste destroys the phytoestrogens.

But, all you guys who enjoy a plate of Edamame with your beer, how's your moobs doing? Or soy milk because you are lactose intolerant....

What the hell is Edamame and why would I want it anywhere near my beer?

[guncrasher]

What the hell is Edamame and why would I want it anywhere near my beer?

fancy name for immature soy beans.  the kind you get at a sushi place.


semp

[FLOOB]

Sounds like this Mr Kellog was a corn flake.

[Nathan60]

I guess I need to start eating corn flakes...

you need to eat the knock off brands ..looks like the real thing but ain't 

[Serenity]

you need to eat the knock off brands ..looks like the real thing but ain't 

LOL! Very well played!

[Meatwad]

Sounds like this Mr Kellog was a corn flake.

Did you see his mustache? Thats a classic evil villain 'stache

[Tec]

Does that mean that my penchant for fapping comes from the fact that as a child I had Frosted Flakes?  Furthermore does that make Tony the Tiger some sort of smut peddler or possibly the mascot of an evil plan to give the world hairy palms and poor eyesight?  Perhaps he's a tool the Illuminati use to keep the commoners docile.  I bet we're a lot more manageable once we've spent our testosterone and have diabetes.