Headlines: Der Berlinische Zeitung
x, x, 1944 Brave Soldiers of the Reich Set foot on England
For too long, the ambitious assault to strike the Allied stronghold of
England has been post-poned, delayed. But finally on this day, our
brave defenders of the Reich have set their foot on English Soil.
Daring operations led by the 89th Storm Trooper group and 432nd
Infantry Units have set strong hold on South Eastern England while
the might of our Luftwaffe pushed back the Tommy and Indianers in
the Skies. Three major air bases and territories along with it have
fallen to our Reich, and the staging points of Allied assaults have
been pushed back deep within England itself!
Luftwaffe Commander in Chief Goering has announced this day as "
Neue-Adler Tag".
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