From my other post in Aircraft and vehicles it seems you all are quite the stringent on Net policing.
Jayhawk: A vulch! A vulch! A vulch! We've got a vulch! A vulch!
Zigrat: We have found a vulch, might we burn him?
Jayhawk: Burn him! Burn!
Nath-BDP: How do you know he is a vulch?
fd ski: He flies like one.
Nath-BDP: Bring him forward.
vulch: I'm not a vulch. I'm not a vulch.
Nath-BDP: But you fly like one.
Sturm: They set me up like this.
Bishops: No, we didn't... no.
Sturm: And this isn't my nose art, it's a rook's one.
Nath-BDP: Well?
Zigrat: Well, we did do the nose art.
Nath-BDP: The nose art?
Zigrat: And the hatswitch -- but he is a vulch!
funked: Burn him! Vulch! Vulch! Burn him!
Nath-BDP: Did you set him up like this?
funked: No, no... no ... yes. Yes, yes, a bit, a bit.
fd ski: He has got a Mk 108.
Nath-BDP: What makes you think he is a vulch?
fd ski: Well, he turned me into a newt.
Nath-BDP: A newt?
fd ski: I got better.
Jayhawk: Burn him anyway!
funked: Burn! Burn him!
Nath-BDP: Quiet, quiet. Quiet! There are ways of telling whether he is a vulch.
funked: Are there? What are they?
Nath-BDP: Tell me, what do you do with vulches?
Zigrat: Burn!
funked: Burn, burn them up!
Nath-BDP: And what do you burn apart from vulches?
Zigrat: More vulches!
Jayhawk: Wood!
Nath-BDP: So, why do vulches burn?
[pause]
fd ski: B--... 'cause they're made of wood...?
Nath-BDP: Good!
funked: Oh yeah, yeah...
Jayhawk: So, how do we tell whether he is made of wood?
Zigrat: Build a bridge out of him.
Nath-BDP: Aah, but can you not also build bridges out of stone?
Jayhawk: Oh, yeah.
Nath-BDP: Does wood sink in water?
juzz: No, no.
Jayhawk: It floats! It floats!
Zigrat1: Throw him into the pond!
juzz: The pond!
Nath-BDP: What also floats in water?
Zigrat: Bread!
Jayhawk: Apples!
fd ski: Very small rocks!
Zigrat: Cider!
Jayhawk: Great gravy!
Zigrat: Cherries!
Jayhawk: Mud!
fd ski: Churches -- churches!
juzz: Lead -- lead!
bradys5: A duck.
funked: Oooh.
Nath-BDP: Exactly! So, logically...,
Zigrat: If... he.. weighs the same as a duck, he's made of wood.
Nath-BDP: And therefore--?
Zigrat: A vulch!
funked: A vulch!
Nath-BDP: We shall use my larger scales!
[yelling]
Nath-BDP: Right, remove the supports!
[whop]
[creak]
funked: A vulch! A vulch!
Sturm: It's a fair cop.
funked: Burn him! Burn! [yelling]
Nath-BDP: Who are you who are so wise in the ways of science?
bradys5: I am bradys5, King of the Smittons.
Nath-BDP: My liege!
bradys5: Good Sir knight, will you come with me to Framealot, and join us at the Pompous Table?
Nath-BDP: My liege! I would be honored.
bradys5: What is your name?
Nath-BDP: Nath-BDP, my leige.
bradys5: Then I dub you Sir Dingles, Knight of the Pompous Table.