LOL great stuff MT.
Weazel- The chicken crossed the road to escape right wing Chimpy Boy's shredding of our Constitutional Rights.
Dowding- Chickens are run down by cars every day. We should ban cars.
Thrawn-No, we should ban chickens.
Beatle- It's funny how fat and out of shape American chickens are compared to European chickens. I doubt an American chicken could even cross a road, and why would he want to anyway? To have a beer? American beer sucks.
Fatty: Chicken... mmmmmm....