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Offline Saurdaukar

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« Reply #60 on: July 30, 2004, 09:27:15 AM »
This thread is ****ed up.

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« Reply #61 on: July 30, 2004, 09:38:54 AM »
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This thread is ****ed up.


Hey, we aim to please. :aok

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« Reply #62 on: July 30, 2004, 09:39:20 AM »
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Where do I dump the excess IQ points?


As a former liberal you had a  deficiency so we will e mail about 120 additional IQ points.  that should bring you up to the minimum standard of 180 for conservatives.  Enclosed you will find your testicles.  Please be careful as we had a hard time making the correct genetic match to fabricate these for you.  don't be concerned about their small size they will in time grow commensurate with your voting record, stands on issues, contributions to the RNC and proper posts on this BBS.  Welcome aboard brother.

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« Reply #63 on: July 30, 2004, 10:02:01 AM »
Friends don't let friends vote Democrat. We're here to help MT.
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« Reply #64 on: July 30, 2004, 10:22:18 AM »
Oh...and MT...ya gotta learn to sing bass...a musical voice almost unknown to Democrats.

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« Reply #65 on: July 30, 2004, 11:39:27 AM »
What a disheartening thread. :(

This board is really going to hell in a hand basket.

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« Reply #66 on: July 30, 2004, 12:24:42 PM »
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What a disheartening thread. :(

This board is really going to hell in a hand basket.


Only thing disheartening about this thread is the people who seemed to take it seriously.

Lighten up folks.


Remember there are a billion people in China who don't give a damn.

Offline J_A_B

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« Reply #67 on: July 30, 2004, 12:30:31 PM »
"This board is really going to hell in a hand basket."

The politics seen on this board are nothing more than a reflection of the politics seen in the country in general.

This election cycle bears a fair amount of similarity to the mud-filled 1828 election, right down to the incumbent who was painted as having "stolen" the previous election.


America certainly has its share of problems, but I don't think the mutual dislike our political parties have for each other is among them.  I'd be more worried if they actually started to like each other since then they wouldn't cancel each other out anymore.

I don't like the Deomcrats because of their pandering to left-wing fringe groups.

I don't like the Republicans because of their pandering to right-wing fringe groups.

I don't like either of them because of their reliance on Big Money (regardless of its source).


I tend to agree with G. Washington's assessment that political parties ultimately serve only to harm the country.  In fact....any beauracratic entity seems to harm the country since they tend to become self-serving.   At some point "constituents" turn into mere "voters" (or, for the business-minded, "customers" become "consumers"); after which time true representative democracy is lost.   We live in a time when elected officials of both houses now largely serve as representatives of their respective parties (right down to the "D" or "R" after their names), rather than representatives of the people who elected them.  Regardless of whether you identify with one of these parties, this is not a good thing.   The USA is in dire need of MAJOR campaign reform, yet I don't see it happening because the people running the show are the ones who need the fix.  Eventually something will have to give, and I hope it happens sooner rather than later.

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« Reply #68 on: July 30, 2004, 12:32:56 PM »
More people need to lighten up when they are called dip****s.

And more people need to brag about how humble they are.

And like MT said... it was just a joke... a troll.. it's not like he really believes that.  Well... maybe just a little bit, but it's still funny.

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« Reply #69 on: July 30, 2004, 12:43:17 PM »
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Only thing disheartening about this thread is the people who seemed to take it seriously.

Lighten up folks.


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« Reply #70 on: July 30, 2004, 01:08:44 PM »
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And more people need to brag about how humble they are.


lol... good catch! ;)

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« Reply #71 on: July 30, 2004, 01:20:28 PM »
Nash, Toad...quickly grab hands and head over to the beach.

Speaking of that one btw, does anyone have the original quote? What was it? I remember something along the lines of
"The rest of the night was spent holding hands with Pam trying to comfort her while [insert name] was having fun at the banquet laughing and drinking"

I dont think Ive ever laughed so much at a BB thread as that age-old "that dirty guy were sneak-snappning photos of my girfriends legs"-classic.

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« Reply #72 on: July 30, 2004, 01:40:49 PM »
Just remember Neo, er, MT, once you take the red pill, there's no going back. ;)
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« Reply #73 on: July 30, 2004, 01:49:06 PM »
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Just remember Neo, er, MT, once you take the red pill, there's no going back. ;)


... but you'll see the truth