Author Topic: Talk about going over the edge...Geez. (Read 624 times)

Meatwad · « **Reply #15 on:** February 25, 2005, 10:21:48 PM »

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Originally posted by Airhead
I think this candy will ultimately lead to bad driving habits when the kids who eat that crap get old enough to drive- it'll be subconcious, but they'll associate animals on the road with the pleasure of eating the candy and SPLAT, one more dead animal.

Dont they do that in kentucky and tennessee already? Them hillbillies got to find food somehow

Zaphod · « **Reply #16 on:** February 26, 2005, 12:32:34 AM »

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Originally posted by Meatwad
Dont they do that in kentucky and tennessee already? Them hillbillies got to find food somehow

Oh here we go with the Kentucky jokes........oh wait.....ya we do that here. Ate a bunch of roadkill deer when I was a kid. You just lose the part that got hit by the car (usu a front or rear quarter). As long as it's fresh it's all good, in fact it's as good as fried bologna and eggs any day of the week.

BTW....Hillbillies are found in East Ky and East Tn....they are not endemic to west/central Ky or middle/west Tn. For example, my wife is from East Ky and is a true Hillbilly. I...on the other hand....am from west Ky and am quite normal in every way.

Zaphod

Holden McGroin · « **Reply #17 on:** February 26, 2005, 12:43:51 AM »

I was watching a documentary where homo-appilachus were tagged and some radio collared, and they were found as far north as western PA, and as far south as Georgia along the spine of the Appalachians. A related population was also discovered in the Ozark area of Arkansas and southern Missouri. An offshoot population can be found in upstate New York, known to the locals as Buckies. The recognizable domicile usually includes a pallet fence and a singlewide mobile home. Most all of these populations can be found in proximity to black and tan coonhounds and strong alcoholic beverages. Adults tend to weigh more than, and have approximately 16 fewer teeth than comparable Homo-Sapiens

Regular · « **Reply #18 on:** February 26, 2005, 12:54:42 AM »

Ever see those mother duck's with young duckling's walking in a straight follow line crossing a road?

Sheet! This truck ahead of me DID NOT bother to stop. His Chevy truck blew those poor dude's back into the stone age.lol

Long story short, I turned my steering dial into the ditch so the others could live. LOL

I was due in court for driving unlawful in three weeks. lol

Who care's about roadkill anyway. The crow's will be fat.

lada · « **Reply #19 on:** February 26, 2005, 05:48:35 AM »

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Originally posted by Zulu7
Don't people have more important things to get upset about?

yeah my many years old Thrustmaster Top Gun is dead

Raubvogel · « **Reply #20 on:** February 26, 2005, 06:30:40 AM »

You know, no matter what our political affiliation, nationality, or religion, I think we can all agree that PETA sucks and its members should be ground up into canned dog food.

Zaphod · « **Reply #21 on:** February 26, 2005, 12:12:48 PM »

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Originally posted by Holden McGroin
I was watching a documentary where homo-appilachus were tagged and some radio collared, and they were found as far north as western PA, and as far south as Georgia along the spine of the Appalachians. A related population was also discovered in the Ozark area of Arkansas and southern Missouri. An offshoot population can be found in upstate New York, known to the locals as Buckies. The recognizable domicile usually includes a pallet fence and a singlewide mobile home. Most all of these populations can be found in proximity to black and tan coonhounds and strong alcoholic beverages. Adults tend to weigh more than, and have approximately 16 fewer teeth than comparable Homo-Sapiens

Generally referred to as "escapees". Unless they are of the "moving on up" variety. These individuals can be recognized by the improving domicile (addtion of redwood deck or even a room in extreme circumstances).

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Elfie · « **Reply #22 on:** February 26, 2005, 02:30:05 PM »

mmmmm, gummi candies are my favorite!!

Captain Virgil Hilts · « **Reply #23 on:** February 27, 2005, 03:11:08 AM »

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Originally posted by Zaphod
Oh here we go with the Kentucky jokes........oh wait.....ya we do that here. Ate a bunch of roadkill deer when I was a kid. You just lose the part that got hit by the car (usu a front or rear quarter). As long as it's fresh it's all good, in fact it's as good as fried bologna and eggs any day of the week.

BTW....Hillbillies are found in East Ky and East Tn....they are not endemic to west/central Ky or middle/west Tn. For example, my wife is from East Ky and is a true Hillbilly. I...on the other hand....am from west Ky and am quite normal in every way.

Zaphod

Yall just got to learn to ignore them folks West of the Big Muddy and North of the Mason-Dixon, they can't help themselves. Just kick back and enjoy the fact that they ain't down here ruinin' the atmosphere in God's country. Us Southern boys have to realize that it's just their envy talkin.