Author Topic: Who said those Flying Pigs aren't tough guys? (Read 356 times)

Ripsnort · « **on:** February 20, 2001, 01:31:00 PM »

'MAN HAS EAR, TESTICLE AND PART OF SCALP BITTEN OFF BY PIG'

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Pigs bite off man's ear,
testicle and part of his scalp

A Romanian pig farmer lost an ear, part of his
scalp and a testicle when his herd attacked
him.

The 69-year-old was cleaning out the pigs' sty
when they attacked.

One of his pigs knocked him to the ground and
several others mauled him.

Gheorghe Miscoiu, who lives near the city of
Arad, around 340 miles north-west of
Bucharest, was knocked unconscious in the
attack.

Doctors say his condition isn't life-threatening.
They originally thought his brain might have
been damaged in the attack.

Dr Anca Baizat of the local hospital's plastic
surgery department said: "I haven't ever seen
anything quite like it."

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1776 · « **Reply #1 on:** February 20, 2001, 02:06:00 PM »

Well, we know where one copy of "Animal Farm" is.

TheWobble · « **Reply #2 on:** February 20, 2001, 02:27:00 PM »

ANIMAL FARM WAS A COOL BOOK!!!

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AKDejaVu · « **Reply #3 on:** February 20, 2001, 02:58:00 PM »

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Doctors say his condition isn't life-threatening. They originally thought his brain might have been damaged in the attack.

...then they found out he was half Danish and dismissed the brain damage as being a pre-exisiting condition.

AKDejaVu

funked · « **Reply #4 on:** February 20, 2001, 03:12:00 PM »

I'd like to step in here to defend the honor of the Flying Pigs. I have met several of them, and not once have they attempted to bite my testicles. They were very careful not to use their teeth.

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FunkedUp, Officer Commanding, 308 (Polish) Squadron "City of Cracow" RAF
Northolt Wing (1st Polish Fighter Wing)

"So, well, seems that my spot is not here, and that really I am incompatible with the people here. So I am out, for good. And when I say that I'm out, I say just that." - RAM 2/19/01

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Wanker · « **Reply #5 on:** February 20, 2001, 04:48:00 PM »

Thanks for making me spew coffee all over my monitor, Funked. God, yer on a roll today.

StSanta · « **Reply #6 on:** February 20, 2001, 05:01:00 PM »

Hey Deja, we make up for our brain damage by consuming ever increasing amounts of beer.

Danes drink 12 litres of pure alcohol per person per year.
You sissies better try to keep up

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9./JG 54 "Grünherz"
"All your base/are belong to us"
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Keep up the momentum!

Frodo · « **Reply #7 on:** February 21, 2001, 07:08:00 AM »

Funked let me know next time you will be flying.

What can you expect from a Raiders fan?

Funked is the smell that comes from the Pig sty before it is cleaned.

Frodo
Flying Pigs

Lephturn · « **Reply #8 on:** February 21, 2001, 07:24:00 AM »

We Flying Pigs are highly evolved from our ground-limited ancestors. Shame you monkey boys didn't truly evolve past the tree-swinging stage.

We Flying Pigs do retain some of the viscious nature of our anscestors, but we channel it into the .50 caliber weapons we favour these days.

Funked... LOL. Those were warthogs we dressed up and threw in your cage just for the entertainment value. Even we were shocked and disgusted at what followed. The FDB's were quite entertained though... they have video.

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A member of The Flying Pigs http://www.flyingpigs.com

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Saintaw · « **Reply #9 on:** February 21, 2001, 09:32:00 AM »

LOL Funked ! your sig....