Author Topic: It's So Cold... (Read 1217 times)

CAF51 · « **Reply #60 on:** November 30, 2006, 12:57:06 PM »

lol, Here in Tulsa we just got our first snow, I liked our 70 deg weather.

I'd like to see some snow in the arena too. Can just see people dropping like flies from ice-wings.

Flatbar · « **Reply #61 on:** November 30, 2006, 12:58:27 PM »

I may have to fork over some cash on a full coverage helmet, my chin got kinda cool riding home last night. Rode 500 miles on a Thanksgiving ride, gotta love living and riding in Kalifornia.

Skuzzy · « **Reply #62 on:** November 30, 2006, 01:18:26 PM »

Flatbar, just take a cellophane bag and put it over your helmet, securing it with a tie wrap around your neck. No more cold to worry about!

Anyone else have something they need fixed?

Airscrew can see his monitor better.
Flatbar no longer has to be concerned with his chin getting cold.

I am on a roll!

Mark Luper · « **Reply #63 on:** November 30, 2006, 01:22:04 PM »

Yeah Skuzzy and rpm, you're right. I had that in mind when I called into work for a day's vacation. It's one thing to control your own car and another entirely of having to play bumper cars with those that are driving challanged. I never have had a real problem driving on ice, I just decided not to play the game today.

Airscrew · « **Reply #64 on:** November 30, 2006, 01:32:56 PM »

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Originally posted by Skuzzy
Flatbar, just take a cellophane bag and put it over your helmet, securing it with a tie wrap around your neck. No more cold to worry about!

Anyone else have something they need fixed?

Airscrew can see his monitor better.
Flatbar no longer has to be concerned with his chin getting cold.

I am on a roll!

Yea your a regular Martha Stewart

you should have column like Dear Abby or Heloise...

Dear Skuzzy, how do I get split beer out of my keyboard? signed Aimless Drunk

wrag · « **Reply #65 on:** November 30, 2006, 02:12:36 PM »

Was 11 degrees here last night.

Nevada high desert is hot in the summer (110 or so) and frikkin cold in the winter.

JB88 · « **Reply #66 on:** November 30, 2006, 03:06:38 PM »

i have to say, i am surprized that noone has responded with "how cold is it?"

followed by the standard...its so cold that...

Skuzzy · « **Reply #67 on:** November 30, 2006, 03:38:49 PM »

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Originally posted by Airscrew
Yea your a regular Martha Stewart you should have column like Dear Abby or Heloise...

Dear Skuzzy, how do I get split beer out of my keyboard? signed Aimless Drunk

Well Mr. Airscrew, take yer keyboard and some duct tape. Tape the keyboard to the front wheel of your car. Take care to put it on the side of the tire, and not on the tread side. Putting it onth tread side will cause your car to thump a few times until there is nothing left of the keyboard.

Make sure you get it good and secure across the center of the tire. Dunt want to caus ethe tire to go out of balance.

Wait until it rains, then drive around the block a few times. It should clean the keyboard right up.

Now, if you want it to be functional,...well ignore the above.

There's two freebies for ya.

Ripper29 · « **Reply #68 on:** November 30, 2006, 03:50:44 PM »

Was driving home from work the other morning and it was -31 degree Celsius = -23.8 degree Fahrenheit..it was so cold Pam Anderson was wearing fur.....

texace · « **Reply #69 on:** November 30, 2006, 04:34:11 PM »

I told my boss that my insurance deductible was more than I made in a day, thus I wouldn't be in. Every single bridge between Lake Worth and Grapevine was frozen or getting frozen. Two of the ones nearest to my house were so solid that most cars were sliding across them.

Roads may be dry, but road decks aren't.

Flatbar · « **Reply #70 on:** November 30, 2006, 04:48:52 PM »

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Originally posted by Skuzzy
Flatbar, just take a cellophane bag and put it over your helmet, securing it with a tie wrap around your neck. No more cold to worry about!

Anyone else have something they need fixed?

I know bad advise when I see it. Any advice that lacks either duct tape or bailing wire is just bad advise, period.

Skuzzy · « **Reply #71 on:** November 30, 2006, 04:54:38 PM »

Well heck, be creative. You can replace the tie wrap with duct tape. Send em to school, pay for the books, and look what happens.

vorticon · « **Reply #72 on:** November 30, 2006, 08:03:30 PM »

warmed up nicely today, was -20 all week. only -5 today...