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Re: Worthy of S.A.P.P.??
« Reply #30 on: March 08, 2008, 04:24:16 PM »
Here are a couple recent experiences I've had:
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Re: Worthy of S.A.P.P.??
« Reply #31 on: March 08, 2008, 05:00:50 PM »
There's more than one way to get ahold of a S.A.P.P. membership card :t

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Re: Worthy of S.A.P.P.??
« Reply #32 on: March 08, 2008, 06:03:23 PM »
what if you end up with skid marks like these after landing?

thats a double OUCH there bet hell be standing for awile :rofl

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Re: Worthy of S.A.P.P.??
« Reply #33 on: March 08, 2008, 08:25:16 PM »
I now present, "Sea SAPP".

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Re: Worthy of S.A.P.P.??
« Reply #34 on: March 08, 2008, 08:29:29 PM »
Gotta like the inverted 38 on the carrier landing.  Definately a certain style to that effort :)

As for holding up a SAPP pilot.  Shuff pulled a gun on me one night and 4XTCH promptly ran me over with a Tiger.  That's old stuff :)
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Re: Worthy of S.A.P.P.??
« Reply #35 on: March 08, 2008, 08:43:00 PM »
So, I've been reading from here that to qualify for SAPP you must destroy the engines, wings, tail, guns, etc etc. So, I decieded to try out for SAPP myself. Here's me coming back to land after a vicious Furball.

NOTE: The P-38 is where the red circle is  :D


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Re: Worthy of S.A.P.P.??
« Reply #36 on: March 08, 2008, 08:45:59 PM »
Gotta like the inverted 38 on the carrier landing.  Definately a certain style to that effort :)

Carrier?... Look closer, it's on the cruiser. (Add bonus points!)
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Re: Worthy of S.A.P.P.??
« Reply #37 on: March 08, 2008, 09:29:56 PM »
I now present, "Sea SAPP".

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Re: Worthy of S.A.P.P.??
« Reply #38 on: March 09, 2008, 01:18:15 AM »
Dear SAPP Applicant,


Thank you for your recent application for joining the ranks of the illustrious SAPP organization.  Unfortunately, based on the screenshot you provided, we are going to have to reject your application at this time.  While we do commend you on the state your Lightning was in, it just wasn't all quite there.  There were clearly areas on the plane that did not have any damage whatsoever, completely unacceptable by SAPP standards.  The pilot in the screenshot seemed calm and in complete control of his plane and self, complete opposite behavior we expect out of our SAPP members. 

It was a hard decision but we do have standards that we must uphold.

However, we do have a Jr. SAPP program that offers comprehensive training programs on the fundementals of what it takes to be a SAPP member, such as how to properly land your plane inverted without any wings or how to scream while still trying to remain manly.  After our 108 week Jr. SAPP training course, you will be eligible to join SAPP on a provisional basis.

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Re: Worthy of S.A.P.P.??
« Reply #39 on: March 09, 2008, 01:30:40 AM »
lol.  Can you land on a crusier, ie it counts?


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Re: Worthy of S.A.P.P.??
« Reply #40 on: March 09, 2008, 10:03:00 AM »
You get a ditch.  That needs changed!
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Re: Worthy of S.A.P.P.??
« Reply #41 on: March 09, 2008, 12:23:08 PM »
Gotta like the inverted 38 on the carrier landing.  Definately a certain style to that effort :)

As for holding up a SAPP pilot.  Shuff pulled a gun on me one night and 4XTCH promptly ran me over with a Tiger.  That's old stuff :)

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