Author Topic: Would You Rather?  (Read 730 times)

Offline Gogolinius

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Would You Rather?
« on: April 03, 2022, 06:12:42 PM »
Get slapped by Will Smith on public TV, or have to spend 72 hours with Amy Schumer on ecstasy (she will try to sleep with you during those 72 hours. Repeatedly. Your wife, if you have one, will somehow not care, however, if you oblige.)

I'd personally take the slap, but only because I think it would be easier to monetize afterwards.

That's my take. Do with it what you will.

Offline RotBaron

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Re: Would You Rather?
« Reply #1 on: April 03, 2022, 06:21:07 PM »
Will and Jada can slap me 10x a day if I never have to see Amy Schumer’s face or hear her voice again. 
They're casting their bait over there, see?

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Re: Would You Rather?
« Reply #2 on: April 03, 2022, 07:28:03 PM »
To the point...

If you're playing strip poke with Nancy Pelosi and she's down to her bra and panties, but you're in your boxers...  and you're holding four aces, do you show your cards or fold?

I'd fold.
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Offline Ramesis

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Re: Would You Rather?
« Reply #3 on: April 04, 2022, 03:12:36 PM »
agreed... but not for her age or looks but for her unreasonable politics
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Offline guncrasher

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Re: Would You Rather?
« Reply #4 on: April 04, 2022, 04:05:46 PM »
To the point...

If you're playing strip poke with Nancy Pelosi and she's down to her bra and panties, but you're in your boxers...  and you're holding four aces, do you show your cards or fold?

I'd fold.

I'm more curious about what would make you play strip poker with Pelosi.

now if you were mentioning an margret, I  would cheat all the way to see her naked.


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Offline Gogolinius

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Re: Would You Rather?
« Reply #5 on: April 05, 2022, 01:48:19 PM »
I'm more curious about what would make you play strip poker with Pelosi.

now if you were mentioning an margret, I  would cheat all the way to see her naked.


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Offline RotBaron

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Re: Would You Rather?
« Reply #6 on: April 05, 2022, 07:56:38 PM »
To the point...

If you're playing strip poke with Nancy Pelosi and she's down to her bra and panties, but you're in your boxers...  and you're holding four aces, do you show your cards or fold?

I'd fold.

I’m not sure since it’s strip poke  :rofl   Do you have to if you win or if you lose?

Big rack there on Mrs Skeletor.
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