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Offline CptTrips

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« Reply #15 on: May 28, 2002, 02:24:18 PM »
Kurt Tank Invented...   Tanks? :cool:


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« Reply #16 on: May 28, 2002, 04:15:36 PM »
I think it may be time to bring back my "Kurt Tank was Gay" squad, which started all of these shennanigans.

Kurt Tank invented squads too, donchaknow.
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« Reply #17 on: May 28, 2002, 06:53:34 PM »
Hey Hangtime,
 You do know that one of the main designers of the p51 worked for Messerschmitt, before North American. Schmud I believe? That means he could very well have been related to Kurt Tank! :) You could wind up on a  suspended walkway with Tank telling you, "he is your father"! You jump off the walkway and fall to the first floor of the sheep brothel. :)                BERSERKR
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« Reply #18 on: May 28, 2002, 10:07:52 PM »
Kurt Tank invented the "felch".
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« Reply #19 on: May 28, 2002, 10:13:15 PM »
Berserker.. you are mis-informed. Schmued worked for Capt Hook, and after designing Disneyland and the errie and hideously yet cruelly compelling 'its a small world' they were defeated by Montgomery's expidtionary force ably lead by Peter Pan, hero of the Battle of Britan.

Everybody knows the Mustang was really designed by the Seven Dwarves during this period, who; also being german immigrants; all had sexual reasons for comming up with something that could screw Kurt Tank's FW's over in a cat fight.

It's one of history's little iornies that aerial combat wound up being called 'dogfighting' instead.
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« Reply #20 on: May 29, 2002, 01:54:13 AM »
Miller: Kurt Tank was a studmuffin.
Bud: What did you say man?
Plettschner: Whaa?
Oly: What?
Miller: Kurt Tank was a studmuffin.
Everyone: The hell he was.
Miller: He was too you boys. I installed two way mirrors in his pad in Bremen. And he'd come to the door in a dress.
Plettschner: Ah, you're diddlying nuts.
Oly: That doesn't mean he was a homo, Miller. Lotta straight guys like to watch their buddies diddly. I know I do.
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« Reply #21 on: May 29, 2002, 05:30:23 AM »
I invented YOU.
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« Reply #22 on: May 29, 2002, 11:11:52 AM »
Hi Kurt.. so glad you stopped by... I have a few questions if you don't mind... Is it true you invented the 'bass-o-matic' and the popiel disposable back-hair shaver?

... and is it also true you are responsible for those compassionate missing gerbil pictures on the back of vaseline jars?
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« Reply #23 on: May 29, 2002, 12:50:08 PM »
He also invented "cabbage tossing".
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« Reply #24 on: May 29, 2002, 01:03:43 PM »
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Originally posted by Dune
He also invented "cabbage tossing".


Damn, and all along I thought it was midget tossing he invented.
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« Reply #25 on: May 29, 2002, 09:46:45 PM »
It wuz dwarf tossing... read it in Snow Whites AAR.
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« Reply #26 on: May 30, 2002, 11:08:37 AM »
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Miller: Kurt Tank was a studmuffin.
Bud: What did you say man?
Plettschner: Whaa?
Oly: What?
Miller: Kurt Tank was a studmuffin.
Everyone: The hell he was.
Miller: He was too you boys. I installed two way mirrors in his pad in Bremen. And he'd come to the door in a dress.
Plettschner: Ah, you're diddlying nuts.
Oly: That doesn't mean he was a homo, Miller. Lotta straight guys like to watch their buddies diddly. I know I do.

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Kurt Tank also invented those green Christmas tree air fresheners that you find in every car :)

Charon
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« Reply #27 on: May 30, 2002, 11:13:17 AM »
Kurt Tank invented boy bands.. see! He's EVIL.. EVIL I TELL YOU!
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« Reply #28 on: May 30, 2002, 02:30:54 PM »
Charon, Kurt Tank invented a plate of shrimp too.  :)
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« Reply #29 on: May 30, 2002, 02:43:52 PM »
Remember that thread about In-n-Out Burger?

No Kurt Tank didn't invent them, but he did invent the words "IN" and "OUT", so he gets some credit.

This also makes him the father of sex.

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