With all the recent threads about evolution vs. creation and god and everything I thought it was time to share the truth with everyone, so here it is.
The earth is a giant ball of elephant dung rolled up by the all powerful dung bettle god Kuuullax, it rests on top of a giant tortoise. Humans were created in the belly of a microscopic subterranean crocodile and we entered the earth through a hole in the sky...
Praise Kuuullax! Death to Infidels!
Hortlund why is this any less credible than your bible fairy tale? I explain the origin of the earth, I explain the origin of humans. The origin of the animals is implied and I manage to make a nifty moral argument for the creative recyling of waste products. Plus it's a monotheistic religion which seems to be all rage these days...
