Author Topic: He laid her on the table (Read 245 times)

Heater · « **on:** November 26, 2002, 02:00:36 PM »

He laid her on the table,
So white, clean and bare.
His forehead wet with beads of sweat,
He rubbed her here and there.

He touched her neck and then her breast,
And then, drooling, felt her thigh.
The slit was wet and all was set,
He gave a joyous cry.

The hole was wide...he looked inside,
All was dark and murky.
He rubbed his hands and stretched out his arms,
And then ...........

......he stuffed the turkey!

May I be the first to wish you Happy Thanksgiving!!!

AKDejaVu · « **Reply #1 on:** November 26, 2002, 02:07:40 PM »

Guessed it half way through... made me think of two things...

A scene from "The Big Hit" where they are putting stuffing into chickens...

And the new Sprint commercial where the lady says "You want me to put my hands in where... and pull out what?"

AKDejaVu

whgates3 · « **Reply #2 on:** November 26, 2002, 02:58:35 PM »

theres a girl i know in madras
who has a beautiful ass.
not rounded & pink,
as you may think,
but has long ears, four legs & eats grass

SunKing · « **Reply #3 on:** November 26, 2002, 05:08:07 PM »

Mary had a little lamb
It ran into a pylon.
10,000 volts went up it's arse
and turned it's wool to nylon

Dawggus · « **Reply #4 on:** November 26, 2002, 06:32:54 PM »

There once was a man from Nantuckett ...

No, no no ...

There once was a fella named Dave ...

Arghh, that won't do ...

There once was a lady named Alice ...

Aww, fug it, all mine are raunchy

Cya Up!

bounder · « **Reply #5 on:** November 27, 2002, 04:36:49 AM »

there was a young man from australia
who painted his bum like a dahlia
tuppence a smell was all very well
but thrupence a lick was a failure

SirLoin · « **Reply #6 on:** November 27, 2002, 10:46:46 AM »

Georgey Pourgey,puddin and pie...
Kissed the boys and made them cry.

When the girls came out to play...
Poor Georgey ran away.

This may be very hard to see...
But poor Georgey's got homosexuality.