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« Reply #30 on: March 12, 2003, 05:30:01 AM »
You truly believe that passing legislation regarding the naming of FOOD is not bonkers?

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« Reply #31 on: March 12, 2003, 05:36:32 AM »
Dude, there are so many whacky laws out there... Naming food is a real non-issue.

I mean if you want to look for weird laws, how about these:

In Kentucky it is illegal to marry the same man more than three times.

In Tennessee it is illegal to use a lasso to catch fish.

In Natoma, Kansas it is illegal to throw knifes at men wearing suits.

In Newark New Jersey it is illegal to buy ice cream after 6pm unless you have a note from a doctor.

Frankly, there are hundreds of more peculiar laws..and they can be found in pretty much any country. These weird laws does not reflect on sanity of the various governments.

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« Reply #32 on: March 12, 2003, 05:40:08 AM »
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Originally posted by straffo
(at last it's prudent when you know the average english level of the french :D)


ROTFL :D

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« Reply #33 on: March 12, 2003, 05:40:38 AM »
Found some more laws.

I Cali, Colombia, a woman is only allowed to have sex with her husband. The first time the married couple are to have sex, the girls mother must be in the room.

In Indonesia, the punishment for masturbation is beheading.

I Libanon men are allowed to have sex with animals, but it has to be an animal of female sex. To have sex with a male animal is punishable by death.

I Bahrain it is allowed for a doctor to examine a womans genetalia. It is however expressly forbidden for him to look at the gentalia directly, he has to use a mirror.

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« Reply #34 on: March 12, 2003, 05:59:04 AM »
So, the truth is finally out:

We have immature children running this country.

I’m in “shock and awe”.

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« Reply #35 on: March 12, 2003, 08:49:13 AM »
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In Indonesia, the punishment for masturbation is beheading.


They must love kittens there!!:eek: :eek: :D

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« Reply #36 on: March 12, 2003, 08:54:15 AM »
Next thing you know and the FBI is the FOI or something like that... they wouldn't possibly want to use the french word "Bureau", right? :D

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« Reply #37 on: March 12, 2003, 09:37:44 AM »
hahem ... Office or Orifice ?

(ok ... I get out :D)

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« Reply #38 on: March 12, 2003, 09:51:03 AM »
No more Michelin tires for me, never did especially like French wine.
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« Reply #39 on: March 14, 2003, 10:55:10 AM »
The French embassy's response to the menu amendments: "I wonder if it's worth a comment. Honestly. We are working these days on very, very serious issues of war and peace, life or death. We are not working on potatoes."

     - Patrick Keaney (ZNET)

God Bless the French!
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