Liberals, Conservatives and Southerners

[Nomak]

Originally posted by Airhead
Liberals don't carry guns. We don't believe in em, and if there weren't any guns there wouldn't be any street crime.

[Nomak]

Originally posted by vorticon
odd...im pinned as a "liberal" and id shoot the ****...but not to kill...

 

The correct way to shoot someone is to shoot at the center of mass.  There is no time to decide weather you want to mortally wound them or not.  As for the number of shots the double tap method is widely accepted  by military and law enforcement.

I am licenced in MI to carry a firearm.  The law in MI reads that you are allowed to use deadly force to stop the person.  If they die as a result so be it.  So you should not be shooting to kill or not to kill, you are shooting to stop the threat.  

I carry the correct conservative firearm.  A 1911 45 auto  

[Airhead]

I'm a Liberal and I carry a Tazer gun. I use it in real life threatening situations about four-five times a month, and if I had a handgun I'd kill four or five people a month.It's much better to leave someone who took my parking spot, checked out my wife's butt or looked at me funny at a red light convulsing for several minutes after getting 50,000 volts from my Tazer than it would be to kill them with a handgun. They will recover, and hopefuly will have been taught a valuable lesson about social etiquite.

That's the difference between liberals and conservatives- liberals are compassionate.

[NUKE]

Originally posted by Airhead
I'm a Liberal and I carry a Tazer gun. I use it in real life threatening situations about four-five times a month, and if I had a handgun I'd kill four or five people a month.It's much better to leave someone who took my parking spot, checked out my wife's butt or looked at me funny at a red light convulsing for several minutes after getting 50,000 volts from my Tazer than it would be to kill them with a handgun. They will recover, and hopefuly will have been taught a valuable lesson about social etiquite.

That's the difference between liberals and conservatives- liberals are compassionate.

Taking your parking spot, looking at your sheep's butt and looking at you funny are all grounds for death. Live and let die is my motto.

[Toad]

You need to get the Tim Taylor upgrade for that Tazer. I think it goes to 350,000 volts and the darts are ~1500 fps expanding tips that turn into sharply barbed treble hooks after they bury 3 inches into the perps hide.

Another option is the "random jolt" button. Gives them a big shock right off and then randomly hits them 27 times in the next 90 seconds. They look like fresh tuna flopping on the deck of a Starkist boat.

It's kewl, and not that expensive.

[Arlo]

No way. Southerners are known to be better shots than Yankees ... no matter their political brainwashing.

[capt. apathy]

The conclusion of all this is that although the paperwork, registration and strict safety regulation can seem like a hassle it is preferable to a total ban

it's more likely just another step towards a total ban.  it's very helpful when confinscating weapons to have a list of all owners.

I don't have a single piece of paperwork on any of my guns (other than the bill-of-sale from the previous owner) and won't buy new guns for that reason.  used is the only way to go.

[mrblack]

Originally posted by Airhead
Liberals don't carry guns. We don't believe in em, and if there weren't any guns there wouldn't be any street crime.

LOL that is silly.
what then would stop someone from stabbing you?
Are you Bruce Lee?
Or a baseball bat to the head?
Oh waite you where wearing a helmet:rofl

Guns don't kill people! people do.
And If you have NO GUNS?
Then they will just find another way to kill you.

Call It law of the jungle my friend you have to be meaner and badder than the bad guy to survive nuff said.

[mrblack]

Originally posted by Airhead
I'm a Liberal and I carry a Tazer gun. I use it in real life threatening situations about four-five times a month, and if I had a handgun I'd kill four or five people a month.It's much better to leave someone who took my parking spot, checked out my wife's butt or looked at me funny at a red light convulsing for several minutes after getting 50,000 volts from my Tazer than it would be to kill them with a handgun. They will recover, and hopefuly will have been taught a valuable lesson about social etiquite.

That's the difference between liberals and conservatives- liberals are compassionate.

You use a tazer in the above situations?
oh please you would be spending all you'r adult life in court LOL.

Or the hospital having the Tazer surgicly removed from you'r ARSE.

[GRUNHERZ]

How doooooo you do it Airhead....

[Tarmac]

That ain't no catch, that thar one just up and jumped on the durn hook.

[lazs2]

gs.. I believe that firearms safety should be taught in schools.   I envy your unrestricted use of full auto and silenced weapons and think that you are on the right track with safety course but...

concealed carry is vital.  Concealed carry prevents crime of all types.   We don't own guns merely to prevent gun crime... we own em to prevent all kinds of crime.    I do not believe in registration of guns either.   Concealed carry permit holders are much more law abiding than the average person especialy in the category of felonies..  most concealed carry violations consist of not having the permit in the holders possesion or carrying in a place where it is not allowed.

lazs

[dBeav]

Originally posted by Airhead
It's much better to leave someone who took my parking spot, checked out my wife's butt or looked at me funny at a red light convulsing for several minutes after getting 50,000 volts from my Tazer than it would be to kill them with a handgun. They will recover, and hopefuly will have been taught a valuable lesson about social etiquite.

Airhead, if you would have given me a chance to explain this would have never happened. I was simply demonstrating a new exfoliant that I'm now selling on street corners. It just so happens that it work real well on the buttocks. Thats all it was man really! The burn you gave me on my inner thighs with that damned tazer is as bad as the ones I used to get when I wore cordoroy.
Although I must say, that little incident has convinced me to change carreers.

Thanks bud.

[Nakhui]

Originally posted by Toad
You need to get the Tim Taylor upgrade for that Tazer. I think it goes to 350,000 volts and the darts are ~1500 fps expanding tips that turn into sharply barbed treble hooks after they bury 3 inches into the perps hide.

Another option is the "random jolt" button. Gives them a big shock right off and then randomly hits them 27 times in the next 90 seconds. They look like fresh tuna flopping on the deck of a Starkist boat.

It's kewl, and not that expensive.

Is that the model that comes with it's own military style diesel generator?

My dad has one of those!

He uses it for hunting during liberal season.

[Nakhui]

Originally posted by _Schadenfreude_
Liberals, Conservatives and Southerners

A real southern would have said "Look son, there's a liberal over yonder, here's my gun peg him between the eyes just like you did the other day... and then we're gonna have Liberals, Liberals, Liberals, on our table, table, table... we'll celebrate at the windixie! yeehaw!!"