Author Topic: Liberals, Conservatives and Southerners (Read 1570 times)

capt. apathy · « **Reply #30 on:** January 02, 2004, 09:41:52 AM »

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You need to get the Tim Taylor upgrade for that Tazer.

is that the one Garth had in 'Waynes World'?

Toad · « **Reply #31 on:** January 02, 2004, 10:14:46 AM »

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Originally posted by GScholz
t I would not like to live in a society where people can buy weapons without any control and use guns without knowing how to do so safely.

Cod bless the 2nd!

Toad · « **Reply #32 on:** January 02, 2004, 10:17:23 AM »

No, The Tim Taylor Taser isn't diesel powered but it is somewhat more bulky than the regular sissy civilian model. It looks a little strange rolling along behind you on that pull along golf club cart they sell, but you get used to it. An added plus is that any perp that sees a golf cart mounted Taser is usually on his best behavior until you get out of dart range. Of course, with the TTT, dart range suprises most perps.

Airhead · « **Reply #33 on:** January 02, 2004, 10:53:30 AM »

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Originally posted by lazs2
Concealed carry prevents crime of all types. We don't own guns merely to prevent gun crime... we own em to prevent all kinds of crime.

lazs

If you really want to prevent yourself from street crime then get a big dog. If I'm walking a dog and you have a concealed weapon you'll get attacked before I do. Of course given your history of being attacked by dogs I can understand your reluctance to own one.

Beav, were you the guy with the grocery cart or the guy with the cardboard sign? Those are the only two people I've tazered in the testicles...like Nomak says, aim for the most mass of your target. Sorry bud.

BTW, my wife carries pepper spray and it kept her from getting raped one time. It burned like hell and blurred my vision for several hours, but caused no long term damage to my eyesight.

AKIron · « **Reply #34 on:** January 02, 2004, 10:56:30 AM »

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Originally posted by Airhead
BTW, my wife carries pepper spray and it kept her from getting raped one time. It burned like hell and blurred my vision for several hours, but caused no long term damage to my eyesight.

LOL, I'll send her some mace.

Airhead · « **Reply #35 on:** January 02, 2004, 11:13:41 AM »

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Originally posted by Toad
You need to get the Tim Taylor upgrade for that Tazer. I think it goes to 350,000 volts and the darts are ~1500 fps expanding tips that turn into sharply barbed treble hooks after they bury 3 inches into the perps hide.

Toad, I could never forgive myself if I caused a permanent scar on a Perp from using my Tazer on him. Conservatives might not care, but as a Liberal all I want to do is make the bad man stop.

FUNKED1 · « **Reply #36 on:** January 02, 2004, 11:37:37 AM »

I figure why pass up the chance to make him stop AND teach him a valuable lesson?

Toad · « **Reply #37 on:** January 02, 2004, 11:50:19 AM »

It's OK, Air. The State will send him to Rio for three weeks or R&R and a little cosmetic surgery from the best in the business. The treble hook scars are easy to cover and as a bonus the taxpayers can cover a facelift, tummy tuck and a few laser tattoo removals to ease his pain and suffering.

midnight Target · « **Reply #38 on:** January 02, 2004, 11:58:53 AM »

A true liberal would give him a compassionate double tap to the head. Less suffering.

Sandman · « **Reply #39 on:** January 02, 2004, 12:05:23 PM »

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Originally posted by midnight Target
A true liberal would give him a compassionate double tap to the head. Less suffering.

Yeah... but it's easier to go to court and testify that you were under duress if you just unload the clip in 'em.

Airhead · « **Reply #40 on:** January 02, 2004, 12:23:32 PM »

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Originally posted by Toad
It's OK, Air. The State will send him to Rio for three weeks or R&R and a little cosmetic surgery from the best in the business. The treble hook scars are easy to cover and as a bonus the taxpayers can cover a facelift, tummy tuck and a few laser tattoo removals to ease his pain and suffering.

Man I wish you'd run for President. I'd vote for you.

vorticon · « **Reply #41 on:** January 02, 2004, 12:37:09 PM »

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Originally posted by capt. apathy
if you're not prepared to kill you shouldn't even own a gun for protection.

maybe it could just be a "little" traumatic for my kids to watch there dad kill someone...if your going to let kids watch people getting killed you may as well get rid of all the other laws designed to protect kids

Toad · « **Reply #42 on:** January 02, 2004, 12:41:46 PM »

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Originally posted by vorticon
if your going to let kids watch people getting killed you may as well get rid of all the other laws designed to protect kids

Say, what movies do you take your kids to and do they watch TV at your house?

NUKE · « **Reply #43 on:** January 02, 2004, 12:45:13 PM »

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Originally posted by vorticon
maybe it could just be a "little" traumatic for my kids to watch there dad kill someone...if your going to let kids watch people getting killed you may as well get rid of all the other laws designed to protect kids

moron or uninformed, you decide. Maybe it would be better to let your kids die than to let them view the death of their would be killer.

I say moron

capt. apathy · « **Reply #44 on:** January 02, 2004, 12:58:06 PM »

ya, watching you kill someone might be traumatic, for the kid. so would watching his dad stand there like an impotent ***** while there property is stolen, their lives threatened, maybe the wife assulted.

I really don't understand the idea that you should be dependant on others for your personal protection. all moral issues aside it's just damned inefficent. cops wont always be there when you are being victimized, but you're there, doesn't it make more sense to have the protection at the scene of the crime as it's taking place, instead of strapped to the guy who shows up to take the report later. (this is not meant as a slam on cops, just that in most cases the victim has no way to call them until the danger has passed)