Author Topic: Con-Frontation? (Read 6114 times)

mrblack · « **Reply #150 on:** February 14, 2004, 10:39:06 AM »

Well now with Steve making threat of slipping me a mickey and having his way with my little virgin bung hole this has got me thinking.
If I drop my car keys should I indeed kick them to the car?
Or do I dare bend over within a mile of Steve and his posse of bunghole bandido's:aok

Steve · « **Reply #151 on:** February 15, 2004, 01:11:29 PM »

Lol Mr. Black. a virgin huh? NOT!

bunghole bandidos heheheh good one.

WilldCrd · « **Reply #152 on:** February 15, 2004, 04:35:48 PM »

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Originally posted by Raubvogel
Shut up pig

that the best u got?....pathetic:rofl

Creamo · « **Reply #153 on:** February 15, 2004, 04:59:58 PM »

Call back up!

Engine · « **Reply #154 on:** February 15, 2004, 05:38:19 PM »

Threaten to throw his bellybutton in jail, dude, don't take that from him!

loser · « **Reply #155 on:** February 16, 2004, 07:51:57 AM »

Generic obligatory post. And thanks rip!

Airhead · « **Reply #156 on:** February 16, 2004, 10:28:48 AM »

If anybody gets beat up at the Con and needs a long walk on the beach to calm down, let me know.

lazs2 · « **Reply #157 on:** February 16, 2004, 10:40:22 AM »

I will airhead.... after I go through his pockets.

lazs

WilldCrd · « **Reply #158 on:** February 16, 2004, 09:37:26 PM »

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Originally posted by Airhead
If anybody gets beat up at the Con and needs a long walk on the beach to calm down, let me know.

What beach? we aint got no beaches here:confused:

Drunky · « **Reply #159 on:** February 17, 2004, 06:05:12 PM »

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Originally posted by WilldCrd
What beach? we aint got no beaches here:confused:

Obviously you need to be held and comforted. I'm sure Airhead will take you to the beach.

Creamo · « **Reply #160 on:** February 17, 2004, 06:08:26 PM »

Ill beat up Airheads date.

Vermillion · « **Reply #161 on:** February 18, 2004, 07:30:44 AM »

Ahhh the memories

Boxboy, I knew your girlfriend was pissed at you all weekend, but I didn't know THAT happened!! LOL! Thats a classic. Remember that redhead that I brought to the con? She got her revenge on me too..... she made me marry her

Urchin, I hope you make it again this year. We'll have to hold a raffel to see who gets to shave your back

Just kidding.

I haven't flown hardly at all the past 2 years, but all this talk of the Con makes the excitement start all over again.

Oh and never never NEVER tell Udie he can "sleep on the floor".

Curval · « **Reply #162 on:** February 18, 2004, 07:35:08 AM »

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Originally posted by Vermillion
Remember that redhead that I brought to the con? She got her revenge on me too..... she made me marry her

Congrats Verm....she's a hottie.

Airhead · « **Reply #163 on:** February 18, 2004, 10:11:25 AM »

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Originally posted by WilldCrd
What beach? we aint got no beaches here:confused:

WilldCrd, the "beach" is a state of mind...it's going back in space and time to that one true comfortable place we all once lived- nay, THRIVED- in.... Mommy's womb.

We were warm, safe, comfortable...then we were expelled, gasping for breath, kicking and screaming into a cold, uncaring world of harsh lights and harsh people.

I am offering to be Mommy's Womb for MrBlack and any others who still have issues over the way they were expelled from Mommy's Womb the first time. Using warm, wet blankets we will simulate the birthing process. First we wrap you in the blankets, then SOB and Funky bear hug the blankets until you are "born" again. (Bring a helmet)

When you are "born" again we put a fresh, clean diaper on you, give you a pacifier and treat you with the love and compassion so obviously missing the first time you were born.

We did this for MiniD at the October Minicon and it has improved his attitude 100%.

Pongo · « **Reply #164 on:** February 18, 2004, 10:13:32 AM »

It was a beautifle thing.