As we Americans belive competition is essential to free enterprise I am now offering services in Soul Collection and storage. I will buy your souls for $5.50. We offer a 6 month buyback plan (you have 2 chances to buy it back). I do offer insurance for a premium of $.50 every six months. Your soul would be insured for twice it's retail value($11.00).
We at Coolrider Enterprises have invested in the latest in soul containment and storage. Your soul will be held in a state of the art container made from the latest in composite materials. It will then be placed in storage clearly labeled in my climate controlled facility. All souls are electronnically tagged and scanned in the master inventory on my HP Pavillion 522n for accurate tracking. The containers are rotated evey week to ensure your soul is not settling enevenly in the container. Once every quarter all souls are taken out of storage and aired out to prevent any decay from being stored from for long periods of time.
If after one year you do not buy back your soul. Coolrider Enterprises reserves the right to sell your soul to any party interested for profit.
