Author Topic: It's official!!! North Korea's Dictator Kim Jong Il endorses John Kerry!  (Read 500 times)

Offline GRUNHERZ

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Ok Democratic voters be confidfent and assured when you vote for Kerry this this year for you know you are voting with Dear Leader Kim Jong Il!!!

http://www.valleystar.com/editorial_more.php?id=52302_0_28_0_M


Hillarious!!!!!  :rofl :rofl

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It's official!!! North Korea's Dictator Kim Jong Il endorses John Kerry!
« Reply #1 on: March 08, 2004, 01:02:51 PM »
OMG 0W3N3D

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It's official!!! North Korea's Dictator Kim Jong Il endorses John Kerry!
« Reply #2 on: March 08, 2004, 01:09:58 PM »
Uber-pwn3d.

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« Reply #3 on: March 08, 2004, 01:50:06 PM »
:)
If ye love wealth better than liberty, the tranquility of servitude than the animated contest of freedom, go from us in peace. We ask not your counsels or arms. Crouch down and lick the hands which feed you. May your chains sit lightly upon you, and may posterity forget that you were our countrymen!

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« Reply #4 on: March 08, 2004, 02:11:08 PM »
I'm not voting for Kerry, but this is really a ridiculous stretch.  Kerry has no way of controlling who says they support him, and Kim Jong-Il has publically adopted an 'Anybody But Bush' stance, so characterizing a vote for Kerry as a vote for Kim Jong-Il is disingenuous at best, malicious at worst.

It's another funny chapter in the 'Wacky Dictators of North Korea' book, and that's about it.
"When fascism comes to America it will be wrapped in the flag and carrying a cross." - Sinclair Lewis

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« Reply #5 on: March 08, 2004, 02:25:53 PM »
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Originally posted by FUNKED1
OMG 0W3N3D


You keep saying that word... I do not think it means what you think it means.

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« Reply #6 on: March 08, 2004, 04:44:10 PM »
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Originally posted by Chairboy
I'm not voting for Kerry, but this is really a ridiculous stretch.  Kerry has no way of controlling who says they support him, and Kim Jong-Il has publically adopted an 'Anybody But Bush' stance, so characterizing a vote for Kerry as a vote for Kim Jong-Il is disingenuous at best, malicious at worst.

It's another funny chapter in the 'Wacky Dictators of North Korea' book, and that's about it.


But why is he so opposed to Bush, thats the question...

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« Reply #7 on: March 08, 2004, 04:48:10 PM »
Bush has thrown away just about all of the plans for any kind of peace with North Korea. This is anything but news.

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« Reply #8 on: March 08, 2004, 05:04:13 PM »
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Bush has thrown away just about all of the plans for any kind of peace with North Korea. This is anything but news.


Has he?

Bush has been doing everything according to what the world community wants.. For example no more evil iraq style US unilateralism.  The USA wants to hold multilatteral talks involving, Russia, China, SK and Japan. Remember we were told about iraq that the problem was evil US unilateralism, that the USA was a rash cowboy. But here we see the USa being patient and asking for advice from allies and even potential political ooponents.

The only people unhappy about that are north korean leaders, but guess what they are ALWAYS unhappy and crying foul.

And also what was the source of the current crisis? Was it evil USA actions by Bush? Nope.  It was NK admitting that they BROKE an agreeemt signed by clinton. They did it. They are the ones threating paece....

Anyway you wouldnt be the first liberal I have had to explain this to - speaks well of the selective info you choose to  hear...

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« Reply #9 on: March 08, 2004, 05:07:22 PM »
Who cares what that monkey faced little dork thinks:lol

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« Reply #10 on: March 08, 2004, 05:11:53 PM »
Dear Leader Kim Jong Il says!!!

Jong Ke-Rhee!!! He is my man!!!


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« Reply #11 on: March 08, 2004, 05:20:50 PM »
Kim Jong Il is probably smart enough to realize that whoever he endorses will get terrible press in the US. This is his inscrutable sneeky way to ensure Bush is re-elected.

I can picture him rubbing his hands together and laughing manically as we speak.

suckers!

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« Reply #12 on: March 08, 2004, 05:41:34 PM »
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Originally posted by midnight Target
Kim Jong Il is probably smart enough to realize that whoever he endorses will get terrible press in the US. This is his inscrutable sneeky way to ensure Bush is re-elected.

I can picture him rubbing his hands together and laughing manically as we speak.

suckers!


No, he hates bush! Beacuse unlike kim jong il,  bush is against peace and bush makes kim jong il feel bad.. At least its what I heard from some liberal here on bbs...

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« Reply #13 on: March 08, 2004, 05:44:27 PM »
Grunherz AKA Mini-Ripsnort.  It's kinda cute in a distrubing way.
Three Times One Minus One.  Dayum!

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« Reply #14 on: March 08, 2004, 05:51:53 PM »
SOB=Grunophile?