BOOSH Falls off his bike!

[Nash]

Sure why not.

[Gyro/T69]

Bicycles are dangerous vehicles to be on the road when cars are around.

You’ll got that right. Back when I was a wee lad, my friends and I liked to play a little cat and mouse game with bike riders in our cars. Any biker in our lane would get the same treatment. Once spotted ahead, we’d shut down the ignition and quietly coast up from behind. Just as we pasted our victim, we turn the ignition back on and she’d backfire like a shotgun going off. I remember one guy I watch through the rearview. He was so surprised; he somehow managed to get his front wheel violently shaking back and forth. After a few shakes, his front wheel angled into the curb and over he went. Much fun, was enjoyed by all.

[ra]

That was you???

[Nash]

Gee... why go through all that effort?

Why not just come up alongside him, wink, and fire a gun slightly over his head?

[Otto]

I can  ride a bike.  And I don't ever remember falling off.  Well...  I did have a lot of scratchs the morning after a '4-of -July' party but no one has any 'photos' .

[Drunky]

Yeah, the wink makes it all understood that it's just for fun, ergo it's all okay

[PanzerII]

Originally posted by Nash
From what I've read he can ride a bike. So much so that he's long since stopped using a mouth guard and a trailing team of physicians.

(Kerry was on a 20 mile ride when he hit the patch of sand, btw.)

yeah, being safe is for rutabagas.

[Nash]

Do you wear a mouth guard?

Bush should wear a white hockey helmet for just the day to day stuff.

[Leslie]

Back in the day, when I was working out regularly in martial arts, we would always go to a rough bar and drink beer after the workout.  Never had any problems.

One time I joked with my buddies saying,  with the shape were in right now, we should wear cups and carry mouth guards in this place, in case we get in a fight.  We could make a big point of letting the rednecks see us putting in mouth guards for intimidation purposes.  

Of course that was then (20 yrs ago) and this is now.  That would have been a bad idea, not knowing who might have had  a gun or something.

I know one thing, if I did get in a fight I'd feel a lot better wearing a cup and mouth guard when it happened.




Les

[hawker238]

Originally posted by Martlet
It's easy to do a 20 mile ride when you hit sand after 200 feet and quit.

Originally posted by Martlet
Now here's a great political debate.

Who's candidate is a better bike rider.

Just thought that was a funny change of stance.

[Nash]

Maybe it's a bike-thing I don't understand....

Do the guys on the tour de france wear mouth guards?

Do olympic bike riders wear mouth guards?

Does the average person who rides on weekends wear a mouth guard?

Why was Bush wearing a mouth guard?

[Martlet]

Originally posted by hawker238
Just thought that was a funny change of stance.

more like a "realization" at what a ridiculous argument this is.

I'd much rather discuss Kerry's Dem. Convention that's costing the state of MA 50 million bucks at last estimate.

[Nash]

50 million bucks?!!! What do you mean?!!

[Martlet]

Originally posted by Nash
50 million bucks?!!! What do you mean?!!

I mean the money making event menino sold to the city in fact turns out to be costing the tax payers 50 mil

[Swager]

Only minor injuries.   Darn!