Jig walks in, with many pointing things sticking out of the front of his A-1. Everyone inside gives him a funny look, and assumes it was something from the local cat house and makes a note to ask him later about which one not to go to. Jig tries to keep a straight face, walking over the coke stove, and procedes stoke it and appears to put a lump of coal in it. He quickly shuts the door of the small heater and walks at a quickened pace out the door. Everyone looks at each other and either runs for the door or hits the deck.
Upon stepping outside Jig latchs the O-club door shut and runs like hell. Waiting a few seconds he recieves the satisfying BOOM POP POW BOOM of a handful of MkII AP hispano shells going off.
Jig remarks "That'll teach 'em to start another Hispano thread"
Upon walking back into the O-club, seeing only a crater where the stove had been, and the entire wall missing from the shack, he looks around at all the people holed up on the floor.
He yells "ALL CLEAR!" and is subsequently tackled, gagged, and hog tied Hangs P-51 while the furball revs the engine.
- Jig
