Author Topic: I just shaved my mellon (Read 856 times)

Dago · « **Reply #30 on:** June 07, 2004, 04:32:22 PM »

Anyone see a simllarity?

dago

Sandman · « **Reply #31 on:** June 07, 2004, 11:27:20 PM »

I shear my head all the time. Usually just leave the stubble behind and shear again every couple of weeks.

I have shaved it on occasion, but it was a bit troubling the first couple of times. The cream on the razor was pink. I think I used to have an assortment of skin tags on the back of my head. They don't snag the blade anymore.

jigsaw · « **Reply #32 on:** June 08, 2004, 12:52:59 AM »

Fun things to get used to;

Being mistaken for a bouncer.
(I swear next time someone tries to pay me the cover charge, I'm taking it.)

Being told you look like...Mr. Clean, Yul Brynner, Telly Savalas, Steve(? some security guy on a talk show) and for any guy that weighs over 200 with a shaved head...Vin

Some of my favorite comebacks.

Religious approach;
"God loves me so much he noogied my hair off."
(works great with kids)

Work approach;
"I'm not bald, I'm aerodynamic."

Being mistaken for another shaved guy;
"Yes we all look alike."

The catch-all-never-fails approach;
"Duh!"

Tried the headblade thing when I first started shaving. Didn't like it much. Currently just use the same razor (mach3) as facial shaving.

Welcome to the club.

DiabloTX · « **Reply #33 on:** June 08, 2004, 07:00:19 AM »

A couple of weeks ago the wife and I were sitting outside a carwash place having my Camaro washed and detailed when a biker dude on a totally custom chopper drove in to have his bike washed. He had the whole getup; leather pants, bandana on his head, huge mustache, girlfriend with tats and marlboro light in her hand. My wife and I watched him get off the bike, look passed us, smile really big, and say,"Man, that a really nice bike you have." I looked behind me and saw a FatBoy being detailed. I turned back and said,"That's not mine. THAT'S mine." and pointed at my car. All of this only because my head is shaved.