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Offline _Schadenfreude_

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« Reply #45 on: June 13, 2004, 01:35:08 AM »
It's not Doom III retard, they get to try to kill you too.

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« Reply #46 on: June 13, 2004, 04:23:47 AM »
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If I was younger I would be playing football or killing Arabs in Iraq. Ah ..youth..

^ Spitting image of Murikan stereotype, I think the others will thank you for that, wtg!
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« Reply #47 on: June 13, 2004, 05:58:45 AM »
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This dude flew to the US for the first time from the Uk.  He works with me in my office.  So I take him to a US football game.  He made an intersting observation: "it looks like medieval warfare" he said.  It's about territory after all.  Protecting yours and invading the opposition.  Its brutal yet beautiful.  

I'm convinced American football gives us our fighting spirit.  We (the US) are warriors-not soccer players.

If I was younger I would be playing football or killing Arabs in Iraq.  Ah ..youth..


Nah, we have 'Rugby Football' for being Warriors!  That's Warriors without helmets and armour! :)
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« Reply #48 on: June 13, 2004, 05:59:03 AM »
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An American Football player once chopped off his own finger so he wouldln't miss a game with an injury.

enough said........


so what?

An Aussie rules player had his ring finger removed so he could continue plying due to alleviate a long-running and agonising finger problem which was going to end his career

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« Reply #49 on: June 13, 2004, 06:00:23 AM »
Now, Aussie Rules Football, now that is a tough and crazy sport! :)
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« Reply #50 on: June 13, 2004, 06:10:47 AM »
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Now, Aussie Rules Football, now that is a tough and crazy sport! :)


Rugby League is worse.... :)



it looks like medieval warfare. It's about territory after all. Protecting yours and invading the opposition. Its brutal yet like this discription is so very subliminally gay.

I'm convinced Aussie Rules gives us our fighting spirit. We (the Aussies) are not all soccer players.

If I was younger I would be playing Aussie Rules or killing Leprechauns in Ireland. Ah . .youth..  :aok
 
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« Reply #51 on: June 13, 2004, 08:41:37 AM »
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Thats HEART!  How can you not admire that?


He had his finger cut off so he could play a game.  Steroid induced stupidity.  Nothing less.  No admiration here at all.
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« Reply #52 on: June 13, 2004, 09:08:14 AM »
We have a Aussie Rules football player playing here in the USA.  He plays for San Diego Chargers.  He's the kicker because:

1) He is not Fast enough
2) He is not Strong enough
3) He is not big enough


to play a regular position.  He is a tough muther though..I'll give him that.  After punting he looks to tear sombody's head off...not your regular punter.

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« Reply #53 on: June 13, 2004, 09:17:58 AM »
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I'm convinced American football gives us our fighting spirit.  We (the US) are warriors-not soccer players.


LOL...you are just a chest thumper.

The last two recorded bayonet charges in military history were both made by British (soccer playing) soldiers.  The last one was in Iraq, the time before in the Falklands.


I read the story of the one in Iraq, I suggest you give it a read.
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« Reply #54 on: June 13, 2004, 09:41:51 AM »
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He had his finger cut off so he could play a game.  Steroid induced stupidity.  Nothing less.  No admiration here at all.


Damn. Fierce hits we all enjoyed from a Pro Bowler is a “steroid induced stupid player?”

WTF league were you watching?

I HATED the 49’ers, but damn, that guy was just a monster to watch.

You can’t be serious?

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« Reply #55 on: June 13, 2004, 09:55:36 AM »
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Damn. Fierce hits we all enjoyed from a Pro Bowler is a “steroid induced stupid player?”

WTF league were you watching?

I HATED the 49’ers, but damn, that guy was just a monster to watch.

You can’t be serious?


I said nothing of fierce hits.  The man requested that his finger be cut off to re-join a GAME.  That is stupid.  Yes, I'm serious.

I'd respect someone who cut off his finger to save his life or something.  In this case...what?...he did it because his contract states he wouldn't get paid unless he finnished the game or something?  His kid needed surgery?  Or did he need to pay back his booky or crack dealer?  Or did he do it to be macho and have all of you guys state he was a hero of some sort?

Unconvinced...he was stupid.
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« Reply #56 on: June 13, 2004, 09:57:23 AM »
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He had his finger cut off so he could play a game.  Steroid induced stupidity.  Nothing less.  No admiration here at all.


You are serious.

Whoah.

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« Reply #57 on: June 13, 2004, 11:07:12 AM »
Ronnie Lott?

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« Reply #58 on: June 13, 2004, 11:12:21 AM »
well aprt from the refs in their little white coats and funny white hats it is...

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« Reply #59 on: June 13, 2004, 11:17:50 AM »
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You are serious.

Whoah.


Seconded.

Strange mentality some people have.