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Offline midnight Target

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« on: July 29, 2004, 07:56:00 PM »
Where do I dump the excess IQ points?
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Offline GRUNHERZ

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« Reply #1 on: July 29, 2004, 07:57:52 PM »
Didnt you get the DNC memo? No mean spirited arrogant liberal smugness during this weeks convention. We are supposed to show how forward thinking, hopeful and just how in touch we are with the commoners.
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Offline Nash

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« Reply #2 on: July 29, 2004, 07:58:41 PM »
That's no trivial question... as the impact of this could destroy our wetlands and vital ecosystems.

I suggest a barge floating off the coast of Texas.
« Last Edit: July 29, 2004, 08:20:35 PM by Nash »
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Offline Toad

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« Reply #3 on: July 29, 2004, 07:58:53 PM »
You mean the ones left over now that you've finally filled your brain to the "full" mark on the dipstick? Were you about a quart low or what?


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« Reply #4 on: July 29, 2004, 08:30:24 PM »
Midnight, you cannot.  You place an emphasis on feeling rather than thinking.
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Offline Nash

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« Reply #5 on: July 29, 2004, 08:32:13 PM »
This from a member of the Borg tactical cut 'n paste team.

No. 4 of Bore...
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Offline SunTracker

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« Reply #6 on: July 29, 2004, 08:48:36 PM »
Well, its a toss up.  To be conservative, you might have to dump a few IQ points.

But to be liberal, you have to be poor all your life (unless you are one of the democrats actually in office, then you must be amazingly rich and elite).
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Offline Nash

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« Reply #7 on: July 29, 2004, 08:54:42 PM »
Any billionaires here among us?

Hows about those with a net worth in the mere millions of dollars?

How many in the hundreds of thousands pushin' close to a cool million?

I doubt many...

You tools are mere fodder for these guys....

Your rah rahing aint fooling some of us, for you are getting so totally owned it's embarrasing to watch sometimes.
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Offline Toad

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« Reply #8 on: July 29, 2004, 08:58:04 PM »
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Any man who is under 30 and is not a Liberal has no heart; and
any man who is over 30 and not a Conservative has no brains.
   
- Winston Churchill (1874-1965)


It's just a matter of time. No point in discussing it, it will come to you as well. Eventually.
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« Reply #9 on: July 29, 2004, 08:58:23 PM »
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Originally posted by Nash
Any billionaires here among us?

Hows about those with a net worth in the mere millions of dollars?

How many in the hundreds of thousands pushin' close to a cool million?

I doubt many...

You tools are mere fodder for these guys....

Your rah rahing aint fooling some of us, for you are getting so totally owned it's embarrasing to watch sometimes.


     So don't...isn't there a hockey game you could cry about on somewhere?
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Offline Nash

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« Reply #10 on: July 29, 2004, 09:04:08 PM »
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It's just a matter of time. No point in discussing it, it will come to you as well. Eventually.


Negative.

I can see the allure of the creeping of conservatism with age.

You wanna protect what you got.

But your quote is basically an admission of submission.

I'll choose humanity every single time until the day I die, and I won't surrender to the complete and tired illusion you unthinkingly toss out there...

As IF you are talking about yourself.

You worked hard Toad, and you got SCREWED.

No ifs ands or buts. It happened.

Go ahead, continue to be a soldier for false promises and weak slogans.

It's what they want, and in you, it's what they got.

Baffles the 5hit outta me.
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« Reply #11 on: July 29, 2004, 09:10:49 PM »
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Any billionaires here among us?

Hows about those with a net worth in the mere millions of dollars?

How many in the hundreds of thousands pushin' close to a cool million?

I


We all have the opportunity to if we choose. Some are more inclined to make money, some are happy with their life no matter what income level.  So how does that figure into your analysis that You (tools) are mere fodder for these guys.... ??
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Offline Dnil

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« Reply #12 on: July 29, 2004, 09:31:18 PM »
nash, why does it matter to you how much money I make?

Why should I let you tell me where the money I make needs to go?  Isnt that the opposite of freedom?
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Offline Toad

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« Reply #13 on: July 29, 2004, 10:10:17 PM »
You're not looking deep enough or historically enough Nash.

Time marches on; the liberal of today is tomorrow's conservative.

Yeah, there's a few aging hippies out there. But odds are, you'll be just like the rest.

You'll someday likely be a balding sixty year old that the teens will be laughing at as hopelessly conservative.

It's the history of mankind.

Enjoy.

As for your assessment, it had me rofl.
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« Reply #14 on: July 29, 2004, 10:14:31 PM »
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Originally posted by SunTracker
Well, its a toss up.  To be conservative, you might have to dump a few IQ points.

But to be liberal, you have to be poor all your life (unless you are one of the democrats actually in office, then you must be amazingly rich and elite).



That is the biggest problem with public office,  It seems if you work for the goverment, you are set for life.  U work out in the real world, and you get screwed left and right
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