In the future, when apologizing, those of us who missed it would appreciate it if the apologist would post a recapitulation of the shameful activity. For example, instead of:
"I was talking outta my arnold last night", how about, (just an example, mind you, don't take it too seriously)
"My humblest apologies to the 357th and to all the other subscribers to Foot Fancy magazine. I did not intend to criticize your literary tastes, nor to suggest that you had any likeness to the pilot formerly known as bax1."