Author Topic: Olympic opening ceremonies. (Read 575 times)

Saurdaukar · « **on:** August 13, 2004, 08:25:45 PM »

WTF was that?

ra · « **Reply #1 on:** August 13, 2004, 08:28:42 PM »

WhoTF watches these things?

1K3 · « **Reply #2 on:** August 13, 2004, 08:30:59 PM »

I'll watch it, they will look good on my HDTV

Pei · « **Reply #3 on:** August 13, 2004, 08:36:07 PM »

The opening ceremony exists to attract the people who aren't interested in athletics or sport, the best thing to do is to ignore it.

FUNKED1 · « **Reply #4 on:** August 13, 2004, 08:37:31 PM »

Giants 16, Phillies 5

Saurdaukar · « **Reply #5 on:** August 13, 2004, 08:42:15 PM »

Oh dont get me wrong - I only caught a few minutes of it - but that was enough to scar me for life.

Ive seen more heterosexual performances from Richard Simmons.

Toad · « **Reply #6 on:** August 13, 2004, 08:42:58 PM »

You guys didn't like the chick with the ET belly?

Saurdaukar · « **Reply #7 on:** August 13, 2004, 08:44:55 PM »

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Originally posted by Toad
You guys didn't like the chick with the ET belly?

See my first post.

Toad · « **Reply #8 on:** August 13, 2004, 08:48:15 PM »

You don't get it?

See, it's like this. Greece, the birthplace of civilization... all that history leads to the lady with the glowing belly. DNA strands whirl overhead, spiraling up into ......... SPACE, the final frontier.

She's ET's mom. Someday, ET'll come home again.

There ya go.

Holden McGroin · « **Reply #9 on:** August 13, 2004, 08:57:28 PM »

When does the Russian water polo team compete?

Toad · « **Reply #10 on:** August 13, 2004, 09:00:54 PM »

I'd have to give that a 10.0 I think. Maybe a 9.9

mietla · « **Reply #11 on:** August 13, 2004, 09:02:08 PM »

Now you are talking. Do they play water polo under water? That would spoil everything

Saurdaukar · « **Reply #12 on:** August 13, 2004, 09:05:41 PM »

I dunno... I see some cellulite there...

Toad · « **Reply #13 on:** August 13, 2004, 09:07:01 PM »

Good, Saur... stay away.. .you don't want any of that cellulite stuff on ya.

Stand back, I'll save us all!

Holden McGroin · « **Reply #14 on:** August 13, 2004, 09:49:29 PM »

When does volleyball start?