if I had money to blow...

[spitfiremkv]

I'd produce a movie featuring a steamy love scene between Courtney Cox and David Schimmer, to permanently scar all 'Friends' fans.
Come to think of it, maybe I could get a therapist association to sponsor me.



Alright, now it's your turn to find creative ways of wasting money-must be funy and twisted!!!

[Tarmac]

Loser.  You've got unlimited money, and you hook some tool up with her?  If I had that kind of money, I'd be the one in that steamy love scene.  With four or five other hot women, too.

[GtoRA2]

A HUGE statue of Bush, giving the bird! Put it up in Berkley or Sodom on the bay.

[Gunslinger]

I'd buy my own channle and run nothing but FarenHYPE 911 and rush limbaugh re-runs 24/7  Every now and then I'd run "election special" were I replay over and over again the moment the media found out that Bush was winning in florida.

[JB73]

I'll tell you what I'd do, man, two chicks at the same time, man. I always wanted to do that, man. And I think if I had a million dollars I could hook that up, cause chicks dig a dude with money. especially the kind of chicks that'd double up on a dude like me do

[Habu]

I would look for a nice quiet vacation place to buy.

Like this one.

Cool cottage

I would fly my float plane up there for the weekend and relax on the dock. In the early morning I would take the canoe out for a paddle or go fishing for trout and bass.

That or do some of the intelligent things that have already been posted here.

[Furball]

i would build a 100feet high concrete wall round france.

then fill it with water.

[EN4CER]

Originally posted by Furball
i would build a 100feet high concrete wall round france.

then fill it with water.

Good one

[Furball]

i stole it from a joke.

Three guys, an Englishman, a Frenchman and an American are out walking
along the beach together one day.

They come across a lantern and a genie pops out of it.
"I will give you each one wish, " says the genie.

The American says, "I am a farmer, my dad was a farmer, and my son will also farm.
I want the land to be forever fertile in America."


With a blink of the genie's eye, 'FOOM' - the land in America was forever made fertile for farming.

The Frenchman was amazed, so he said, "I want a wall around France, so that no one can come into our precious country."
Again, with a blink of the Genie's eye, 'POOF' - there was a huge wall around France.

The Englishman asks, "I'm very curious. Please tell me more about this wall."
The Genie explains, "Well, it's about 150 feet high, 50 feet thick and nothing can get in or out."


The Englishman says, "Fill it up with water."
 

[Roscoroo]

I'd add onto my Secret Volcano Lair  (perhaps put in A/C and indoor plumbing)

[Dune]

Originally posted by JB73
I'll tell you what I'd do, man, two chicks at the same time, man. I always wanted to do that, man. And I think if I had a million dollars I could hook that up, cause chicks dig a dude with money. especially the kind of chicks that'd double up on a dude like me do

Shweet.

[slimm50]

Originally posted by Roscoroo
I'd add onto my Secret Volcano Lair  (perhaps put in A/C and indoor plumbing)

Heh, now who has a Volcano Lair? How'd you come up with that one?

[Bodhi]

Originally posted by JB73
I'll tell you what I'd do, man, two chicks at the same time, man. I always wanted to do that, man. And I think if I had a million dollars I could hook that up, cause chicks dig a dude with money. especially the kind of chicks that'd double up on a dude like me do

Hell, goto Reno and you can do that for about $3000.00

Then spend the remaining $997000.00 getting your head examined as to why someone would want to spend a million on an idea like that to begin with!

FYI, did it in college for free with my gf and her roomate when we all got eniebrieated one weekend.... nothing like waking up in a bed with two chcikies... but to spend a million on that?  tsk tsk...

My million dollars would goto this:



1945 GRUMMAN F7F-3 TIGERCAT
N6178C         s/n 80483
$950,000

 Airframe:            1658.4 hrs TTSNEW

 Engines:              PRATT & WHITNEY
                LH:          454.9 hrs TTSOH/ R-2800-83
                RH:         1310.2 hrs TTSOH/ R-2800-CA3

Propellers:         HAMILTON STANDARD/THREE BLADE 33E606501A-68
                LH:         216.1 hrs TTSOH – overhauled C&S prop 1991
                RH:        216.1 hrs TTSOH – overhauled C&S prop 1991
                               AD 81-13-06 CW 7/98 sold with fresh AD inspection

Exterior: Dark Blue – U.S. Marines Insignia

AVIONICS:
KING - KX155 NAV/COMM
GARMIN - GNL 250 COM/GPS
KING - KN64 DME
KING - KT76A TRANSPONDER
ENCODING ALTIMETER

EQUIPMENT:
DUAL PRE OIL PUMPS
DUAL ELECTRIC OIL TANK SHUT-OFF VALVES
DUAL ELECTRIC OIL SCAVENGE PUMPS

MISCELLANEOUS:
Fuel Capacity: 455 Internal. 2 External wing racks. 2 External 300 Gal Drop Tanks
Appears Tigercat was originally equipped with a second seat (not installed at present)
Last inspected 5/2/03 by Aero Trader

SPARES:
One rear plexiglass hatch.
R-2800-73 less than 100 hours overhauled by California Engine Service August 1991
R-2800-73 420 hrs SOH seized rear master rod.

[Gunslinger]

Bohdi, go watch the movie office space.....then you'll understand!

Can you be any more creative than buying an airplane......UNLIMITED FUNDS!  

[TweetyBird]

If I had a million dollars I'd fire my accountant for stealing