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« Reply #45 on: November 11, 2004, 11:04:18 PM »
You two need a walk on the beach- with Coco Johnsen.

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« Reply #46 on: November 11, 2004, 11:10:55 PM »
I'll walk, but that she-man monkey woman is not invited.

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« Reply #47 on: November 11, 2004, 11:18:27 PM »
The only reason you wouldn't tap Coco Johnsen is because you're a racist. :p

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« Reply #48 on: November 11, 2004, 11:20:09 PM »
No, I am an Uglyist-unless I am drunk, then I am just easy.

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« Reply #49 on: November 11, 2004, 11:20:26 PM »
Hmm... Liz? Or the she-man?

Liz? She-man...

Nope... ya know what? I got a busy day tomorrow... Gonna have to call it.  :)

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« Reply #50 on: November 11, 2004, 11:23:08 PM »
Just in case you are musically deprived as well as oxygen depleted:


Lions in the street & roaming
Dogs in heat, rabid, foaming
A beast caged in the heart of a city

The body of his mother
Rotting in the summer ground.
He fled the town.

He went down South
And crossed the border
Left the chaos & disorder
Back there
Over his shoulder.

One morning he awoke in a green hotel
With a strange creature groaning beside him.
Sweat oozed from its shiny skin.

Is everybody in?
The ceremony is about to begin.

Wake up!
You can't remember where it was.
Had this dream stopped?
The snake was pale gold glazed & shrunken.
We were afraid to touch it.
The sheets were hot dead prisons.
And she was beside me, old,
She's, no; young.
Her dark red hair.
The white soft skin.
Now, run to the mirror in the bathroom,
Look!
She's coming in here.
I can't live thru each slow century
of her moving.
I let my cheek slide down
The cool smooth tile
Feel the good cold stinging blood.
The smooth hissing snakes
of rain...

Once I had a little game
I liked to crawl back in my brain
I think you know the game I mean
I mean the game called "Go Insane"

Now you should try this little game
Just close your eyes forget your name
forget the world, forget the people
and we'll erect a different steeple.

This little game is fun to do, Just close your eyes,
no way to lose
And I'm right here, I'm going too
Release control, we're breaking through

Way back deep into the brain
Way back past the realm of pain
Back where there's never any rain

And the rain falls gently on the town
And over the heads of all of us

And in the labyrinth of streams beneath
Quiet unearthly presence of
Nervous hill dwellers in the gentle hills around
Reptiles abounding
Fossils, caves, cool air heights

Each house repeats a mold
Windows rolled
A beast car locked in against morning
All now sleeping
Rugs silent, mirrors vacant
Dust blind under the beds of lawful couples
Wound in sheets
And daughters, smug with semen
Eyes in their nipples

Wait! There's been a slaughter here

Don't stop to speak or look around
Your gloves and fan are on the ground
We're getting out of town
We're going on the run
And you're the one I want to come!

Not to touch the earth, not to see the sun
Nothing left to do but run, run, run
Let's run, let's run

House upon the hill, moon is lying still
Shadows of the trees witnessing the wild breeze
Come on, baby, run with me
Let's run

Run with me, run with me, run with me
Let's run

The mansion is warm at the top of the hill
Rich are the rooms and the comforts there
Red are the arms of luxuriant chairs
And you won't know a thing till you get inside

Dead president's corpse in the driver's car
The engine runs on glue and tar
Come on along, not going very far,
To the east to meet the Czar

Run with me, run with me, run with me
Let's run

Some outlaws live by the side of a lake
The minister's daughter's in love with the snake
Who lives in a well by the side of the road
Wake up, girl! We're almost home

Sun, sun, sun
Burn, burn, burn
Moon, moon, moon
I will get you soon...soon...soon!

I am the Lizard King
I can do anything

We came down the rivers and highways
We came down from forests and falls
We came down from Carson and Springfield
We came down from Phoenix enthralled

And I can tell you the names of the kingdom
I can tell you the things that you know
Listening for a fistful of silence
Climbing valleys into the shade

For seven years I dwelt in the loose palace of exile
Playing strange games with the girls of the island
Now I have come again to the land of the fair
And the strong and the wise

Brothers and sisters of the pale forest
Children of night
Who among you will run with the hunt?

Now night arrives with her purple legion
Retire now to your tents and to your dreams
Tomorrow we enter the town of my birth
I want to be ready

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« Reply #51 on: November 11, 2004, 11:39:20 PM »
Battle of Deep Lyrics, huh? OK Pal, two can play at that game-


One banana, two banana, three banana, four
Four bananas make a bunch and so do many more.
Over hill and highway the banana buggies go
Comin' to bring you the Banana Split show

(CHORUS)
Tra la la, la la la la
Tra la la, la la la la

Four banana, three banana, two banana, one
All bananas playin' in the bright warm sun.
Flippin' like a pancake, popping like a cork
Fleegle, Bingo, Drooper an' Snork

(REPEAT CHORUS)

Two banana, four banana, one banana, three
Swingin' like a bunch on monkeys, hangin' from a tree.
Hey there, ev'rybody, won't you come along and see
How much like Banana Splits ev'ryone can be

(REPEAT CHORUS)

Makin up a mess of fun
Makin up a mess of fun
Happiness for ev'ryone
Tra la la, la la la la
Tra la la, la la la la
Tra la la, la la la la

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« Reply #52 on: November 11, 2004, 11:44:15 PM »
Deep?  We are talking Morrison, here, they are no deeper than a bottle of vodka.

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« Reply #53 on: November 12, 2004, 12:00:38 AM »
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Deep?  We are talking Morrison, here, they are no deeper than a bottle of vodka.


Oh really? Fleegle is every bit the poet Morrison is. He also had a much rougher life, what with being neutered as a pup and all.

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« Reply #54 on: November 12, 2004, 12:28:40 AM »
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Is this pic offensive?

If so, why?

Bush has been depicted and pictured as a chimp/monkey in many posts here.

Annan is a dumb chimp and has no clue.
Yes the picture is offensive. Why? Because it's really badly done.

It also nullifies the silly art history joke part of the original Bell cartoon's charm.


Mind you, it made me chuckle anyway because it looks like Steve Bell's caricature frothed Nuke up into a photoshop frenzy. I can imagine his tumescent red face as his does it, flecks of rabid froth on his lips. Mmm :D
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« Reply #55 on: November 12, 2004, 12:41:41 AM »
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it looks like Steve Bell's caricature frothed Nuke up into  a frenzy. I can imagine his tumescent red face as his does it, flecks of rabid froth on his lips. Mmm :D


That uh... really turns you on, huh?

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« Reply #56 on: November 12, 2004, 03:38:28 AM »
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That uh... really turns you on, huh?
Petty much. Although to really turn me on, I'd really have to stipulate Hortlund (or at a pinch Rude) being the one indulging in apoplexy. Mmm that's the tasty stuff. :D
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« Reply #57 on: November 12, 2004, 04:32:34 AM »
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Hey Nuke, are you a racist? Either you are or you aren't - only you have the guts or no guts to be who you are.



Interesting.   By popular definition, I'm racist.
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« Reply #58 on: November 12, 2004, 04:40:51 AM »
Steve, what are you doing up so early?

Remember when we went to Wisconsin in August and the Canadian/Wisconsin chimp delivered the boat motor to the house?

What was the name for them folks again?

Anyway.......

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« Reply #59 on: November 12, 2004, 04:53:56 AM »
Lol... can't remember the name of that backwoods redneck..... up too late.... sleeeeepy.... nite.
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