Bass player in one of the bands I was in is sitting at the bar. He notices this girl sitting at a table with friends, checking him out. Just starring at him.
He finally goes up to her and starts to chat her up, but she just blows him off. He can't understand.... she's been eyeing him the whole time and now this? So he gets pissed off, and starts gettin' angry with her. One of her friends cuts him off - "Dude, she's blind."