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Offline Orlick

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« on: December 11, 2004, 03:30:04 PM »
Two week later then today I making going Finlandia again for visiting and businessing.

I confused why they will making me show passports in Hellsinking:confused: :confused:

I citizen Amerka 3 years and not before have customs mans asked my passports when I make goings from New York to New Jersiy, Pennsilvan to new york. Now, I will being asked passports to Finlandia. Hellsinking....

I been mexiko 2 times, never show passports, and Mexiko is not even state--yes? Why then, show passports Finlandia?

If I go Hellsinking threw Sweden--will mans ask passports to?

:confused: :confused:
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Offline mora

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« Reply #1 on: December 11, 2004, 03:43:00 PM »
On top of the passport check, they will do a cavity search if you don't behave.
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« Reply #2 on: December 11, 2004, 04:44:41 PM »
strip searched:D
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Offline 1K0N

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« Reply #3 on: December 11, 2004, 04:47:05 PM »
Alarm bells are going off at the Pentagon as we speak lol....
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« Reply #4 on: December 11, 2004, 04:51:52 PM »
Fishing.

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« Reply #5 on: December 11, 2004, 07:12:32 PM »
Just a friendly advice; take tube of KY-Jelly with you and when in passport check give the tube to the officer behind the desk. That way the rectal search is much more comfortable to you, they can be quite hard to foreigners... "hard"... hehe.. you got it?  :)
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Offline Orlick

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« Reply #6 on: December 11, 2004, 07:32:58 PM »
Yes, it being very coincidense too that you say about much homosexualness of Finlandia... My brother, the Yusef, speaks to me to act careful aroun mans in Hellsinking, becaus they do not enjoy the womans, but enjoy mans... He have wife from the finlandia, and she tell him why she prefer the yosef...you know how I mean??:eek:

Still, I have confuse with passports... I did not show the passports when I go Massachusette, and many do homosexualness in massachusette to, yes? but no passports:confused: :confused:

Why security in finlandia? Does the Bauwulf not swing sword to proctect mans womens and childrens today?

I come only for visiting and businessing, and do not bring any danger with me... Only visiting and businessing.

What Ky? :confused: :confused:
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« Reply #7 on: December 11, 2004, 07:40:55 PM »
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Originally posted by Orlick
What Ky? :confused: :confused:


You need K-Y in case the customs guy thinks you're cute and fund.
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« Reply #8 on: December 11, 2004, 07:53:16 PM »
In many EU countries you are required to bring your KY to enter the country.  KY will just help things run smoothly at customs.  No need to cause any unnesessary friction with customs officials.
« Last Edit: December 11, 2004, 08:05:57 PM by thrila »
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« Reply #9 on: December 11, 2004, 08:09:28 PM »
If you have a problem showing your passport you got something to hide, yes?
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« Reply #10 on: December 11, 2004, 08:15:51 PM »
Hmmmm....

Just out of curiosity: How often do these retards come around and for how long, generally, do they stay before being canned?
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« Reply #11 on: December 11, 2004, 08:28:42 PM »
I don't think they get canned, per se.... so much as they quietly and sullenly walk away when they realize that it's just not as much fun as anticipated if only the little fish bite, and the feeding amounts to scattered half arsed uncommitted poking at the bait.
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